Immortal Martial God

"Wake up the bird again." Xiao Jun wrote in Xiang Nan's hand.

Xiang Nan wrote: "no, twice the same situation happened in a period of time, even if they did not understand what was going on, they would immediately raise the alert."

"What should I do? I can't pass the thirty meters." Xiao Jun wrote.

Xiang Nan was also very worried. He didn't know what way Yue Donghai chose to get rid of the demons, steal them or rob them.

If Yue Donghai steals the demon before himself, it will be a big trouble.

Just thinking about it, a drunk came out of a nearby building.

With a wine bag in his hand, the man scolded: "grass, what's wrong with him? He lost seven sets in a row, so my money was won by those bastards."

Xiang Nan and Xiao Jun are nervous collapse to the limit, because the drunkard has been staggering, toward their side.

"Ha, black skinned dog, I said you are not lucky, but you don't believe it." On the roof, a secret whistle laughed.

The drunk scolded, "you are the black dog. If you call me another name, I have to pee all over you."

This man, actually began to untie his pants!

He was the closest to Xiang Nan. He watched the drunk take out his things and start to pee. The urine swayed in front of Xiang Nan's eyes.

Xiang Nan is biting his teeth. A smell of Sao stink comes with the wind, which makes him feel nauseous.

The splashing of urine was less than half a meter away from Xiang Nan's face several times.

At this time, the drunkard took the wine bag and poured wine into his mouth again. His action made his urine water throw aside and directly went up to Xiao Jun's face.

"No!" Xiang Nan's secret way is not good.

Sure enough, Xiao Jun can't stand his pretty face, stained with men's urine.

At that moment, a lot of things happened.

He pinched a clay ball with his left hand and flew to the eaves of the building on the left. The clay ball snapped and broke on the eaves.

Several sentinels immediately looked at the sound.

At the same time, Xiao Jun made a knife with his right hand. His sharp knife cut off the drunkard's right leg silently. The drunkard was unstable and suddenly fell forward. He opened his mouth to scream.

Xiao Jun's right hand knife tilted up, facing the drunk who fell over and raised his hand is a knife, the drunk's head split in an instant, the miserable cry did not come out after all.

At the same time, Xiang Nan presses Xiao Jun's whole body in the mud with his right hand. He rolls on the spot and presses the drunk's body on the ground. He absorbs a lot of mud with his vitality and injects it into his robe, creating a "very fat" visual effect.

At the same time, the human skin mask on his face quickly mimics the appearance of a drunk.

"What's the matter?" The whistle on the roof called.

Xiang Nan grabbed the wine bag and stood up wobbly. He turned his back to Ming Shao and said, "grass, I'm so lucky that I fell down."

Those archers immediately burst into laughter: "your grandmother's, you fell down and picked up the mud, almost let us think someone attacked."

Xiang Nan fell down again with a "ouch". He lay down on the drunk's body, absorbed the mud with his vitality and buried it.

At the same time, Xiao Jun lay in the mud and gave a thumbs up to Xiang Nan.

The archers are laughing again and again.

Xiang Nan's whole body is covered with mud. He imitates the sound of a drunk and yells and scolds: "look at his grandmother's, I'm soaked in urine!"

The archers immediately gloated and looked at Xiang Nan.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Xiao Jun patted the ground with both hands and floated directly into the corridor with his body close to the ground.

He leaned against the wall of the building and bit by bit rubbed across the aisle.

"Yes, I'm in a hurry to urinate."

Just then, an archer on the roof suddenly turned and began to pee in the aisle.

"It's over!" Xiang Nan's brain hummed.

The direction of the archer's urine was just Xiao Jun, who was hiding in the shadow and standing against the wall.

Xiao Jun has forced himself to hold back, no matter what, even if the urine sprinkles on his face, he will hold back!

But when the warm urine was about to fall on Xiao Jun's face, he found that he overestimated himself.

At this moment, urine has become Xiao Jun's nightmare.

He dodged without saying a word.

"Who!"

The archer saw something in the big shadow. He immediately drew out his bow and arrow and aimed at Xiao Jun.

At the same time, other archers also rushed over. In an instant, eight sharp arrows aimed at Xiao Jun's eyebrows.

"Don't do it!" Xiang Nan was surprised and said: "that I know him. He is Well, he is... "

Xiang Nan's brain is turning rapidly, thinking about the corresponding good strategy, but how can he think of the corresponding strategy in this damned situation?"Black dog, do you know him? Who the hell is he Eight archers have pulled the long bow to the full moon.

"He is, er He, he... " Xiang Nan hammered his head twice with his fist and pretended to drink too much, but he couldn't remember.

Xiao Jun came out of the shadow and scolded: "you bastards, who am I?"

"Southern warlord?" A few archers were stunned. Xiao Jun's strong southern accent immediately exposed his origin.

Xiang Nan is so angry in his heart. Xiao Jun is such a jerk. He comes out to mess around before he can think of countermeasures!

Xiang Nan's right hand is hidden in his sleeve. He is ready to release his strength and kill directly.

That Xiao Jun scolded: "is Lao Tzu's identity Well, is it you, um You're welcome to ask! "

An archer doubts: "is it a buyer from southern regions? It's said that I'll be here tonight, but how can I be in such a place? "

"Buyers?" Xiang Nan's eyes moved and said: "yes, it's the buyer from southern region. Look at my memory, how can I forget it."

The archer wondered, "then why is he here?"

"Ah, I brought him in." Xiang Nan is busy.

The archer shook his head. "No, I didn't see you bring him in."

Xiang Nan said: "don't you change your post? Damn it, you still ask. After a while, our dear buyer friends are angry and leave. I'll see how you do it!"

He went up and put his arms around Xiao Jun's shoulder: "our distinguished friend came early. He had been drinking with him before. He was drunk and had a sleep. Now he just woke up."

Xiang Nan's mind is buzzing. He knows that his lies are full of holes, but there is no other way in a short time.

And those archers are obviously not people with logical ability and close ties. Not everyone is like Feng Xuan.

"Oh..." A few archers suddenly realized and said: "since you're here, you're still drinking fart wine. Come on, take our noble friends to inspect the goods!"

Xiang Nan was overjoyed. Unexpectedly, there was an unexpected delivery.

Xiao Jun showed a proud smile to Xiang Nan and said in a low voice: "I'm still resourceful."

A pair of patrol soldiers came and took Xiang Nan and Xiang nan to the deep place.

"Why? Why are you wearing our clothes? " A patrol asks Xiao Jun curiously.

"I'll change it for him. Don't talk about it. Let's go." Xiang Nan is not angry.