Imperfect Entertainer

A person can actually understand so many musical instruments, although not all of them are very proficient, but being able to play music with these instruments is something in itself, which is extremely surprising.

What's more, every song he plays is a classic!

"This... is too fake, right? Can one person really understand so many musical instruments?"

"I don't believe it anyway, there must be a problem."

"Is there a problem? Hahahaha, classmate, are you going to laugh at me to death, and then inherit my ant flower chant? You have a problem, show me, can it be that the background music can't be played? Just admit that others are excellent. is it hard?"

However, Ye Zhi was not so clear about the heated discussions on the Internet.

In fact, he was a little overjoyed at the time. He was just knowledgeable and remembered, and because of studying music, he came into contact with many musical instruments. In order to become familiar with the sounds of various musical instruments, he tried them all.

"So many people adore you, are you happy?"

"Um."

"Vanity guy."

Ye Zhi has nothing to admit. He really likes the feeling of being admired by others. "Aren't people all vain? By the way, why don't you buy anything? It's rare for the school to be generous."

"Not bad for that kind of money."

"Wow~~~ I've become a rich woman now, and even the tone of voice is different."

"That's it! Don't worry, I still count what I say. When you become poor in the future, I will support you."

"Then I'll wait."

This silly girl Shen Lu still remembers this, Ye Zhi smiled and patted her head, indescribably doting, tomorrow is her birthday, and Christmas is coming, "Lulu, it's Christmas ,where's my gift?"

She put her small hand on Ye Zhi's big hand, "Here."

"???"

Ye Zhi looked at her for a while, but didn't understand what she meant, "Where's my gift? Why are you giving me a hand?"

"This is your present."

Only then did he react, opening her palm and clasping his fingers together, "Disgusting."

"I'll give you time to reorganize the language, and you have five seconds left."

"No, for Christmas, will you give me this?"

"Otherwise what do you want?"

"Slightly disappointed."

"ah!"

"Kidding."

"It's not funny at all!" Shen Lu tried to get rid of his hand, but was held tightly and couldn't get rid of him, "Isn't it disgusting? Why are you still holding me, let go, I'm angry, The kind that sucks."

"Then don't coax."

Ye Zhi grabbed her hand quietly and didn't say anything, no, as she walked, Shen Lu was no longer angry, but leaned on his shoulder affectionately.

"Lulu, what do you want for your birthday tomorrow?"

Shen Lu stared at Ye Zhi for a long time, as if there was something unspeakable, after pondering for a long time, she asked cautiously, "Ye Zi, can you do nothing tomorrow, just stay with me for one day? Just one day, okay? ?"

"This……"

Shen Lu lowered her head, as if hesitating, "It's fine if you're busy with work, it's fine."

"Why are you so humble, you haven't said what gift you want?"

She thought he refused, kicked her feet, lowered her head and muttered, "We haven't dated for a long time, you are always so busy, and you are leaving after New Year's Day, I don't want any birthday gifts, I just want you to accompany me One day, one day, just the two of us."

"I didn't say I wouldn't accompany you, fool."

"is it okay?"

"sure."

In fact, Ye Zhi originally planned to do so, even if Shen Lu didn't say it.

She jumped on Ye Zhi excitedly, hugged him with all her strength, and smiled like a child, "Then it's settled, tomorrow morning at seven o'clock, I will wait for you in the hut, don't be late, neither will I late."

...

Just entered the dormitory door.

Ye Zhi didn't speak yet, but Wang Xinze, who had lost a lot of weight and was already close to the standard body, said with a smile, "I'm going to come back after pretending? Sao pig."

"What are you pretending to be?"

"It's been searched on Weibo and Douyin, okay, let's pretend."

"???"

"You really don't know?"

"what do you know?"

Wang Xinze turned his monitor to face him, clicked on a video, and it played a video of him playing the saxophone. The tune he was playing at that time was episaxguy, which was his favorite tune.

"You said this?"

"if not?"

Ye Zhi casually dropped the bag in his hand, "Just try it, it's not pretending."

When the three people in the dormitory heard this, their hearts were strongly 'shocked', Huang Bo most exaggerated and directly knelt on the bed, "Forcing the king to be on top, please accept my brother's bow, pretending to be invisible. , Pehu, Pehu."

Han Xia jumped off the bed and took out a box from under Ye Zhi's bed, "Come on, put on another wave, and I'll shoot a Douyin."

Huang Bo pointed at the box, "What is this?"

Ye Zhi opened the box and took out the contents, "Sax."

Wang Xinze seemed to have seen God, "When did you buy this thing? I don't know why."

Then Han Xia took out a lot of musical instruments from under Ye Zhi's bed. The guy's bed was like Doraemon's pocket, violin, guitar, harp, xun, lyre, disciple, on the video Almost all musical instruments that can be seen can be found in him!

"If it weren't for the piano, I think this guy could put a piano in the dormitory."

Ye Zhi smiled mysteriously, "How do you know that I didn't put the piano in it?"

? ? ?

"Don't you mean to tell me that you put a piano in it?!"

"Learn about the hand-rolled piano."

"..."

This man is poisonous!

Ye Zhi was also in a good mood today, and took out the saxophone from the box, "What do you want to hear?"

"I don't know, but it's the weekend~~~ Of course I'm getting high! Come on~~~ these juniors, the filming is too watery, I still have to go out." Wang Xinze took out the 'cannon he used when he went to the comic exhibition~www. readwn.com~ switched the camera and aimed at Ye Zhi.

high up?

Well, newthang go!

Ye Zhi wiped the air vent of the saxophone, and then assembled the drum set that he had hidden under the bed. When watching him take out the drums one by one from under the bed, the other three were all haunted. expression.

After he assembles...

The short drum beats sounded, is this saucy pig planning to play two instruments at the same time?

However, soon, in this dynamic drum beat, he grabbed the saxophone, and an extremely coquettish melody sounded along with the vibration of the saxophone. Along with this music, Ye Zhi's body also began to coquettishly sway. .

Whether it's this song or Ye Zhi, the whole body is full of...

sex!

Sexy, as **** as possible!