Imperfect Entertainer

.., Imperfect Entertainer

Shame or something is not in Ye Zhi's consideration. When he succeeds, no one will say anything.

As for failure...

I, Ye Zhi, cannot fail!

He quickly sent Yi Xiaodong a music file with his mobile phone, and about half a minute later, he got an ok reply.

"Sorry for making everyone wait for a long time. Everyone may be very curious about what I was in a daze just now. In fact... I just don't know what song to sing. After all, I'm in a hurry to catch a duck on the shelves, so I'm going to sing a song. A song that no one must have heard before.”

Surely you haven't heard of it?

Is it a new song?

"If you don't understand, please look for a royal interpreter... I don't seem to need an interpreter either."

After the speech, the music starts.

In the brisk little voice, Ye Zhi walked to the center of the stage. When the spotlight was all on him, all nervousness and other things were forgotten by him. Now he has only one thought, to put the song, Sing well.

really……

After Ye Zhi opened his mouth, everyone was dumbfounded.

...

The house is finished, it's filled with my loneliness

The door behind you slams shut

Autumn wind blows overhead

crying on the top of the head

Torrential rain at night, foggy morning

the sun is completely cold

Long-standing wounds lined up

Come here tonight

...

Hearing this, although I think the melody is not bad, but this bizarre, completely incomprehensible lyrics still puzzles all the audience, not to mention the audience, it is the singers in the program team and the studio , are at a loss.

"Yeye, this guy didn't screw up, did he?"

"English? It doesn't seem right."

"It's bad English. I grew up in the United States. I didn't understand a word. It's Russian."

"Russian? What is this operation?"

Amidst everyone's doubts, an evil smile suddenly appeared on Ye Zhi's face, Tianxiu, start now.

next second.

A melodious, ethereal and extreme voice erupted from his throat. It was a dolphin sound like the sound of nature. The voice that completely surpassed the limits of human beings resounded through this huge venue.

There are no words, just this voice.

However, it is so beautiful that it is intoxicating. It is not the highest and tallest, but it is also terrifyingly rounded and terrifying!

Ecstasy!

So ecstasy!

"True beer, beautiful cry!"

"The ultimate ecstasy! How can you still sing like this?"

"This high-pitched voice is in the sky. I have already knelt down, don't ask me why I knelt down, can this TM not kneel?! You stand and try!"

"The voice of an angel is so comfortable~~~ This ethereal feeling is amazing!"

"This is the real ultimate invincible treble, beer!"

"My ears are so shattered, and now writhing with pregnancy and abortion, it's out of action."

"It's so beautiful~~~ This voice, is this still a high pitch?"

"Is there any culture? This is the dolphin sound, but this dolphin sound... Nima is too scary!"

"It's so terrifying, it's so mellow at such a high treble! It's terrible!"

"I used to think that Ye Shen had made a big move, but he told me that he didn't, it was just a normal attack."

"It's terrifying~~~ This tm can't sing high notes, is there anyone who can sing? The singing skills are already monster level!"

"The people at the scene are too happy~~~ I also want to hear the scene like Ye Shen!"

"The treble is not the most powerful, but Ye Zhi's treble does not feel harsh at all, like an angelic voice, this man is really scary!"

It's just a pity that Ye Zhi's opera 2 was too short, and it ended in about three minutes. When he had already bowed and was about to step down, many audience members had not yet reacted. Countless screams and applause broke out.

...

"I didn't understand a word."

"Illiteracy, I don't blame you."

"You sing Russian, I think you are embarrassing my teacher Xiaodong!"

"It's okay, after all, not everyone is gifted with language, I can understand that."

"I'm fluent in four languages, just not Russian!"

"Which four?"

"Mandarin, English, Japanese, Italian."

The four languages ​​were spoken in their own languages, and the pronunciation sounded quite good. Ye Zhi nodded and asked in Italian, "So, you still don't understand Russian."

"???"

"I didn't understand."

"What did you just say?"

"Italian, do you only know one or two sentences of Italian proficient?"

Yi Xiaodong took a deep breath, "Ye Ye, you are a devil!"

Japanese: "Why do you say that, have you ever seen such a handsome demon like me?"

Yi Xiaodong gritted his teeth and said, "You are the devil!"

The person who is so obsessed with slapping the face is also Ye Zhi. He is really not a person. He knows that he is bragging and doesn't give any face at all. Get the **** out of here."

"What about my salary?"

"Go back and ask the director to contact your agent and charge you."

"Fine."

"By the way, what's your song called?"

"Opera 2, alias, you are welcome to sing, and as long as you can sing, you won't be charged for the copyright."

"roll!"

However, what Ye Zhi did not expect was that he went on stage to sing two songs. The 'Real Singer' program group actually gave an appearance fee of 10 million yuan. This figure really shocked him. Well, it's comparable to a palace-level Tianwang singer.

Although……

Ye Zhi's popularity now really deserves the price.

...

Now the entire Internet ~www.readwn.com~ is going crazy because of Ye Zhi's two songs. The sour fans from before have all shrunk, and most of the nonsense has been put away, only a little is left, but It was quickly drowned in the comments.

"It's amazing! This opera 2 has completely surpassed the limits of the human vocal range, right?"

"I just want to know, will those internet celebrities dare to cover this time?"

"Internet celebrity: Cover you, Hamapi! Is this something I can cover?!"

"Didn't Ye Shen say it all on the show, this song, as long as it can be sung, without copyright, I almost laughed at it."

"I was still wondering if his two slaps in the face were intentional, until he said 'Welcome to cover' and 'As long as you can sing without accepting your copyright', I knew that he did it on purpose! On purpose! On purpose !"

"This guy has a lot of revenge. Don't people just say that he can't sing well? Isn't it just a song that people can't sing for a lifetime? You still let people sing, aren't you embarrassing people? Please leave it to the trolls. With a little face and leeway, typing on the keyboard is also a waste of food, okay?"

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