Imperfect Entertainer
Chapter 554: alien?
Han Xia said contemptuously, "Then you still have the face to teach Fatty?"
"Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run?"
"I've eaten pork, but I've never seen a pig run."
"Damn rich dick."
Han Xia almost wanted to slap Ye Zhi on the back of the head, this guy has become addicted to pretending to be poor recently, "Fatty, this is too watery, it's almost here, he said less than five words, How's that for a girl?"
Ye Zhi glanced at him, "Then can you guide me remotely? My headset supports calls, and Fatty can actually hear us."
"I'm not familiar with that girl, how can I guide you?"
"Then you have a hammer, just listen." Ye Zhi said and pressed the earphones on his ears, "Fatty, you can go to a nearby place first and have a milk tea or something."
Wang Xinze, under the command of Ye Zhi, offered to drink something before the movie started. To his surprise, she nodded immediately, looking really thirsty.
...
"How do you know I'm thirsty? I haven't drank water all morning, I'm super thirsty."
"Guess, guess, Jianing, what would you like to drink?"
The girl Wang Xinze called Jia Ning has a really cheerful personality. She seems to be a bit polite. Just when she was paying the bill, she insisted on paying the bill herself, which made Wang Xinze very helpless.
"It's okay, you invite me to watch a movie, and I'll invite you to drink milk tea."
Just as Wang Xinze was about to say that it's okay for him to be a boy, he was stopped by Ye Zhi, "No matter what you want to say to her now, just shut your mouth and keep staring at her."
He did so.
"Why...why do you keep looking at me like this? Is there something on my face?"
"No, I just found that you are really good-looking."
Although it was directed by Ye Zhi, he would still feel embarrassed when he actually said it. After all, this was the first time he had said something like this to a girl. After speaking, he was also carefully observing the changes in Jia Ning's expression.
"Thank you for the compliment."
Jianing bowed his head shyly, biting the straw of milk tea in his mouth and stopped talking.
Wang Xinze scratched his head, and with a naive tone, muttered in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "No compliments, it's really beautiful."
Finally, the lady blushed.
Then, under the command of Ye Zhi, Wang Xinze took Miss Jia Ning to a nearby Adi store and bought her a pair of shoes. Originally, Wang Xinze wanted to buy a better pair, but Ye Zhi asked him to choose a pair. Not too expensive shoes.
But Miss Jianing seems to be very satisfied.
Immediately afterwards, the two ate a lot of snacks on the side of the road together. Under someone's remote control, Wang Xinze seemed to have changed into a different person, almost completely guessing the other's preferences and doing what they liked.
For expensive things, when paying the bill, Wang Xinze will silently pay first without mentioning the price.
For some cheaper snacks, Jianing had to pay the bill, but he didn't grab it. Although the snacks were cheap, they both enjoyed it.
...
And this scene fell into the eyes of a few insiders, but it was shocking enough.
Ye Zhi always seems to be able to help Wang Xinze make the right decision at the right time. He seems to have completely mastered all the preferences of this girl named Jia Ning, and even what she is going to do next, he can Say it precisely.
Seeing others stunned!
No, Zhang Yuwei pointed at Ye Zhi, who was disguised as an ordinary customer and sitting comfortably drinking milk tea in the milk tea shop. For some reason, she seemed very angry, "Look, I'll say that this person must have Mind-reading."
Zhang Yuwei actually discussed this matter with her roommates while chatting before, but everyone just took it as a joke.
Now……
All dumbfounded!
Even Han Xia, who was mocking Ye Zhi for not flirting with girls just now, swallowed her saliva, "Ye Zi, I'm not telling you, you're really a little scary, you... you can't really predict the future or Mind reading or something?"
"Okay."
With a noncommittal smile, Ye Zhi put down the milk tea in his hand, raised the telescope, and looked at Wang Xinze in the distance, "Aze, the shoelaces are loose, tie them up... You idiot, what I said is not yours, It's hers."
"What's wrong, tie it up! Is it a man, go, Bai Chang is so handsome and so timid."
"Yeah, that's it, that's about it."
"It's almost time to go to the cinema, you go first, we'll go in later... Movies, you should ask her what she wants to see first, if she says anything, she'll choose Wild Forest Cry... I know you're cowardly, all you want is Coward, take the opportunity to grab her hand when you're afraid."
"Buy some snacks, cool potatoes and popcorn. Ask her what she wants. She should choose this. If she doesn't choose you, she will choose what you like."
"Kushu? OK, go in after you buy it, it's dark in the cinema, look back at her when you walk in front and feel that there is no light around, and when you go down the stairs, if she doesn't see you and bumps into you, you Take the opportunity to support her."
"Nice, it's Jiang Zi, after you sit down, help her put the blanket on her lap, then shut up, don't take the initiative to talk, wait for us to go in, we'll sit two rows behind you, don't look back, keep your eyes on Keep it on her."
Ye Zhi's series of commands is really suffocating.
He had almost anticipated all the possibilities, and made a choice for Wang Xinze in advance for each path. Wang Xinze was a little clumsy at first, but at least his brain was still there.
Shen Lu was a little confused. She suddenly wanted to know how Ye Zhi did it~www.readwn.com~ But...
When she recalled how Ye Zhi "loved" her, she seemed to know something. Ye Zhi, once a 0-level ultimate rookie, now seems to be directly connected to her full level.
And these routines seem to be more than practical for him. Ye Zhi used to like to read some books on love analysis, and then some books on psychology.
Lately, he seems to have delved a little further.
Zhang Jing swallowed hard, not knowing if it was because the air was too cold or what, he crossed his arms and rubbed his arms, "I drop Mamma Mia, monster! You...you...not really. Aliens?"
"If you don't have culture, read more books. I'm just not the same as you here."
"..."
Pei Xinxin's eyes glittered again with the adoring little star, clasped her fists with both hands, and said with anticipation, "Little brother, little brother, can you guess what I'm thinking now?"
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