Imperfect Entertainer

"Uh... Brother Zhi, I'm an alliance player, what is the operation of you pulling me to eat chicken?"

"Isn't it good to play chicken and relax occasionally?"

"All right."

But after he started to eat chicken, Lu Qi felt that his whole person was not good. Ye Zhi's concept of eating chicken seemed to be different from other people's eating chicken. Chicken as a chat tool, and then a game.

"Brother, can you play games more seriously? Don't be led astray by Sister Lulu, okay?"

"Young man, today, do you really consider eating chicken as an ordinary competitive game?"

"if not?"

"I think its social function may be more powerful."

"social contact?"

Lu Qi felt that his worldview had collapsed. This is a good game, what the **** is socializing?

"Want to catch up with friends, but don't have time to go out? Go online to eat chicken. Have a long-distance relationship with your girlfriend, but can't see each other? Go online to eat chicken. Isn't that what they're talking about, now even flirting with girls has to eat chicken."

"why?"

"You just met people. If you ask someone to eat, go shopping, or watch a movie alone, they may not pay attention to you, but if you ask her to go online and eat a chicken, isn't it reasonable? Double row of chicken, You must turn on the voice, then eating a handful of chicken is equivalent to chatting on the phone for more than ten minutes, how effective is it?"

"Acquired death!"

At this moment, Lu Qi, who is single, seems to have opened up a new world.

"Besides, if you want to find a girlfriend, you like to play games, but the other party doesn't like it, then there will be less common topics? It's easy to have conflicts, maybe one day you will break up after arguing. It's better to find someone who has a common hobby."

"I'm a salted fish who only calls 666."

"If you just think of eating chicken as a game of finding guns, picking up guns, and running circles, then it is difficult for you to get off the list. But if you think of eating chicken as a dress-up game, a racing game, a cooking game, or even... ... role-playing, then you'll probably have a lot of fun."

Since the game details such as picking up firewood, catching chickens, roasting meat, cooking, etc. have emerged in Eating Chicken...

The game has completely changed.

You can really eat chicken in eating chicken.

It's no longer the game that only knew about killing, anyway, as long as you see someone who is cooking, the rules of the rivers and lakes, do not kill when you cross the line... Ah bah, turn around and leave, because it is likely to be a couple Show love there.

Anyway, they are not a threat, sooner or later they are going to die, they are free to play whatever they want.

"Si Guoyi! Brother, did you chase after Sister Lulu like this before?"

"no."

"Ah?"

Ye Zhi turned his head solemnly, and then responded calmly, "At the time we were dating, even the league was just starting, and to be honest, I really don't know how to flirt with girls, usually I wait for girls to flirt with me. , and then I'll make a confession."

"Uh... Brother, you are still turning on your voice."

"What's wrong?"

Lu Qi lowered the volume as much as possible, "Sister Lulu should be able to hear... No, maybe everyone in her live broadcast room can hear it."

Ye Zhi behaved very "disdainfully", and his attitude can be said to be very manly, "What the hell, anyway, I'm in Korea now, can that rookie Shen Lulu fly over and beat me?"

"Maybe I can, big pig's hoof! It was you who chased me before!"

"Shen Lulu, please touch your Nai... Ah bah, talk with your conscience, whoever is chasing who."

"you!"

"If you are so dishonest, God may be killed by you. Be sincere."

"Dead pig head, what is the most important thing for a contemporary man? Single-mindedness, infatuation, and you?"

"What is the most important thing for contemporary women? Sincerity, what is it now? Pretending to be a local tyrant, pretending to be a cute girl, deceiving others' 98k, silent card, pure face, wanting to spend less money on online dating. Without mutual trust, who would fall in love with you? ?"

"Yeah! If you don't coax me, you still slap me!"

"I apologize if I'm wrong..."

Before Shen Lu was happy, Ye Zhi's next sentence almost made her angry, "I'm sorry, my stubbornness."

"Yeah! Can you respect the fact that I'm a girlfriend."

"Haha~~~ Gender equality, the game can be played again tomorrow if the game is gone, and if the girlfriend is gone, the game can be played every day."

"Can you be nice to me?!"

Then Ye Zhi turned the scumbag quotes he saw on Douyin into a rap with a sense of rhythm, "Have you eaten, go to bed early, have a meeting today, wear more clothes, drink hot Shui, that girl is my sister, this trench coat is a bit expensive, and I'm so tired after a long day of work."

"You scumbag!"

"I also want to scald with tin foil, and then I'll use boiling water to make a big wave for you."

"Am I being too good to you? That's why you are so arrogant now!"

"No, that's because... my wings are hard, a little bit~~~"

Terrible!

Little brother Lu Qi swallowed his saliva, these wings are really hard, and they all floated to Korea, but Brother Zhi, you are in Korea now, and you can go back in two days, but now people all over the country know that you are I can't beat Sister Lulu~~~

Amen, rest in peace.

As far as death is concerned, Lu Qi will only serve Ye Zhi from today. With this mouth, he can insist that he has not returned to being single until now. It is not easy. Shen Lu's temper can also be said to be very good.

but……

Ye Zhi's words, it seems that even if he really wants to be a scumbag, it is estimated that many girls will like him.

After all, he is handsome, rich, talented, and poisonous words return poisonous words. Most of the time, he is still very warm. On the contrary, Lu Qi himself is obviously good-looking, but his previous girlfriend just couldn't understand him playing games. He broke up.

It hurts to think about.

"Brother~www.readwn.com~ I think you should take it easy. Sister Lulu is probably going to explode."

"It's okay, it hasn't reached the explosion point yet, I will stop before she completely explodes."

"Uh... bro, you're testing frantically on the verge of being beaten."

"Don't panic, be steady."

Lu Qi grinned, indicating that he had accepted it, but he also really envied the way Ye Zhi and Shen Lu got along. It was really interesting, not boring at all, and both sides understood each other's intentions very well, although they were always bickering. ,but……

As long as the blind can see it, their relationship is really good.

Shen Lu wasn't really angry either.

When playing games, fight each other and accommodate each other. Isn't this kind of love what he yearns for?

Shen Lu and Ye Zhi, although they seem to be quite 'hot' in temperament, they are actually very tolerant. They can make any jokes, and the other party doesn't mind. Who can not envy this kind of relationship?