Imperfect Entertainer

Chapter 768: I'm not a human being JOJO!

Shen Lu nodded in agreement, she was almost fooled into choosing a medical major at the beginning, if she had chosen a medical major at that time, it would be no surprise that it was probably surgery, "There is something, it's really hard to find this way. blue friend."

"What do you think, she is still full of dirty jokes all day long. I think many boys just scare her away."

"It's so scary."

Ye Zhi glanced at Shen Lu, "In fact, there is also a man full of dirty jokes here."

Shen Lu glared at him, how could this kind of domestic ugliness be made public, "Shut up, you are full of dirty jokes."

"Is it possible that I can't keep up with the times? Why are the little girls now so dirty, I have a headache, when will my sister get married? I am afraid that she will be over 30 and not married yet. And the irregular middle-aged fat is completely over."

"It's alright, isn't the surgeon very rich, it's not nice to pack a little fresh meat."

"..."

Li Xuan's forehead seemed to have the word 'Well', and he almost smashed a plate on Ye Zhi's head. This guy was really rude when he said, "Can you give me some more reliable advice."

"Actually, it's normal. It's almost the same as our company's little brother programmer. That's all."

"It's all hard work, no... what did you just say?"

"Similar to the little brother of our company's programmer?"

"Grass, why did I almost forget, you, the programmer of the entire company, are all scarce resources. Do you have any employee cards? I'll take my sister over there when I have time, I'm not sure. Whoever is blind will see it."

Did you say that to your sister?

Blind people will see it, but it's okay.

"However, to tell the truth, the eyes of the programmer's brother are very high now, and the programmers in our company may not be the same as the impressions of others outside."

"What's the difference?"

"There is no baldness or fat, 90% of them are in good shape, but some like to play games. Although I don't prevent office romances, but there are many straight men of steel who are single by now."

"Isn't that better? The more you talk, the more I feel it is appropriate."

"Forehead……"

Finally, Li Xuan got an employee card from Ye Zhi's hand that could enter and exit the science and technology park.

Although there is no way for this card to go to some relatively secret places, it is completely enough to walk around in some leisure areas in the company. The precious 'Blue Friend' resources in the company can be said to be recognized and used. ' too.

"But... let's be honest, it's also a problem whether people look down on my old sister."

"Uh... By the way, after talking for so long, do you have any pictures of your old sister? Take a look at Sa."

"On my phone, there are only ugly photos of her. I'm afraid it will scare you."

Brother, this is definitely a brother!

Don't be wrong.

In fact, Ye Zhi's mobile phone doesn't have many photos of Xixi. All he can save are proper and wonderful photos, which can be said to be very ugly. This is the standard performance of a brother.

"It's okay, the ugly photo is just right."

It is said to be an ugly photo, but Li Xuan's sister is actually not ugly at all, she is even very beautiful, but her dark circles are a bit heavy.

and……

The figure is really great. As a surgeon, it is really not easy to have such a figure.

"Isn't it? Just because of her looks, she still has to worry about her boyfriend? Are all her colleagues in the hospital blind?"

"She is single, relying on absolute strength."

"Forehead……"

"I don't know what she thought, anyway... She always said that she wanted to find a boyfriend, but my mother introduced her to her, and she didn't like any of them. Find a way to mess things up."

"The eyes are too high?"

"It shouldn't be. Anyway, her ex-boyfriend is very fat. I don't understand her aesthetics anyway."

Speaking of this, Ye Zhi also thought of Li Xiaomu, this sister's mother was almost as broken as Li Xuan, "Tsk tsk tsk, it's really strange for older single women these days, my agent, sister Xiaomu. In fact, it's similar to your sister's situation."

"Huh? Xiao Mu isn't married yet?"

"Nope."

"Hey~~~ everyone has a hard-to-read scripture. You are still comfortable with Ye Ye. Next year, you and Lulu will be able to get the certificate, right?"

Ye Zhi glanced at Shen Lulu, who was playing with her mobile phone to check stocks, and then shook her head in disgust, "Don't mention it, with her current virtue, I'm thinking about whether to accept it or not, maybe one day I'll change my girlfriend. play."

"leaf."

"what?"

"Do you want to try the feeling of being pressed and rubbed on the ground by me in the public?"

"Can you not be so irritable, if you have something to say, you can't say it?"

"cannot."

Obviously, this saucy pig wanted to do something. The stainless steel spoon in Shen Lu's hand was gradually deformed, and Li Xuan was in a cold sweat. "Ye Ye, I think you'd better think about it when you talk. I'm a little worried."

Ye Zhiming noticed it, but his expression did not change, "What are you worried about?"

"I'm worried that I'll accidentally see something later, and I'll be silenced together."

"See what? See that Lulu is a superwoman?"

Finally, the stainless steel spoon in Shen Lu's hand was completely bent, "Ye Zhi! Do you deserve to be beaten? Don't think that I dare not beat you in the public eye. Let me tell you, if Shen Lulu wants to beat you, I will beat you!"

"Oh."

"What's your attitude?"

"Then eat a melon rind to get rid of your anger."

"You are the melon skin!"

"Then how can you calm down?"

"Play games with me at night, and I will reluctantly forgive you."

"hit what?"

"Alliance, I'm a little tired of eating chicken recently."

"Recently, Summoner's Canyon is being demolished and cannot be beaten."

"..."

Summoner's Rift demolition? !

Shen Lu took a deep breath, controlled her anger, and then calmly said to Ye Zhi, "I see, you are deliberately angering me, I will not let you succeed if you are smart, but you tell me to summon How to demolish Shi Canyon?"

"The source code of the game is in my hands. I can demolish it whenever I want. Do you still have any questions?"

"..."

Shen Lu clenched her fists~www.readwn.com~ Let's demolish and demolish, then eat chicken, you can always eat chicken, right? "

Ye Zhi was still eating calmly. After a long time, he raised his head and said, "The engine of the PUBG Mobile is broken and it can't fly."

"Ye Zhi! Why is the engine of this plane broken?!"

"Maybe it's because you are too heavy to sit down."

"Then you can play the speeding car, Penguin Speeding is all right?"

"My flying car was sent for maintenance and can't be driven for the time being."

"I think you just don't want to play games with me. Isn't it right and proper to play games with your girlfriend?! Do you think other girlfriends can be as accommodating as me? Can you be a person?"

"I'm not a human being JOJO!"

"???"

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