Imperfect Entertainer

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"What?! What did you just say? Banhua?"

"Why do you seem surprised, I'm so cute, isn't it normal for Banhua?"

There was doubt in Lu Qi's eyes, "You... this class flower is self-proclaimed, now in this age, who else can choose what class flower, open Douyin is full of beautiful young ladies, which one is better than you Are these little brats better looking?"

"..."

"It looks like you're self-proclaimed."

"What! Your sister and I are also being chased by someone in my class. She's still the super popular one!"

"Which blind boy is that? Such courage."

The younger sister was almost crossed by his anger, "Humph! Too much, I shouldn't talk to you! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"

The little sister's temper seemed to come up this time.

Lu Qi smiled instead, "I'm helping you get used to the rhythm of talking to Ye Shen in advance, don't you want to see you Ye Shen? You don't know how poisonous my brother Zhi's mouth is, that's easy. I tell you, I'm less than one percent of him."

"I know."

"you know?"

The little sister looked at her brother innocently, "Yes, I usually like to watch Sister Shen Lu's live broadcast, and Ye Shen occasionally shows up in the live broadcast room...emmmmm, how can I put it, I complain about her almost every time. Sister Ci Shenlu will be attacked very badly."

"Then you still like it?"

"Yan is justice."

"..."

"As handsome as Ye Shen, no matter how venomous he is, he is still my male god, not to mention that he is not only handsome, but he is not only handsome, but he is still so talented, he can read well, and he is still a domineering president... ... 嘤夘~~~ So handsome, I feel like my little heart is pounding when I think about it, and it's worth my life to let him call me by my name once."

Sister Lu Qi was holding a cute little face, and that expression was too cute.

"You... it's a real beer. I'm afraid there aren't many people who are crazy enough to your level."

Lu Qi didn't know what to say.

I feel like I don't know my little sister if I don't go home for a long time. I used to know Ye Zhi when I watched TV with him. At that time, she was not as exaggerated as she is now.

This... Now, he's almost become Ye Zhi's brain-crazy fan.

"Stop talking, brother, can you call milk tea around here, I want to drink milk tea."

"No, your brother and I are already in this state, do you want me to call you milk tea?"

"Is calling for milk tea a physical task?"

"What milk tea are you drinking? Brother Zhi has calculated the calories with me. A cup of 750ml of a little milk tea contains 99g of sugar, which is equivalent to nearly 20 packets of sugar when converted to a small packet of 5g white sugar in a normal restaurant. Taking 200ml as an example, the sugar content is about 20g, which is equivalent to the sugar content of 5 cans of cola, that is to say, drinking a cup of milk tea is equivalent to drinking five cups of fat house happy water."

"Ye Shen is so knowledgeable!"

This……

Is it the point?

After thinking for a while, the younger sister said, "Well, according to this statement, a cup of milk tea is equal to five cups of Coke. In this way, the price doesn't seem to be much different. Let's drink milk tea."

"Aren't you afraid of growing meat?"

"If it grows longer, then reduce it. Anyway, milk tea cannot be avoided."

"emmmmm..."

...

What Lu Qi didn't know was that this theory was actually leaked from Shen Lu's live broadcast room. Ye Zhi had the habit of trying to stop Shen Lu from drinking milk tea, but unfortunately, Shen Lulu's sisters are not fuel-efficient lamps.

Moving out such a theory has persuaded countless foodie women to continue to eat and drink.

body or something...

Wait until I finish eating and drinking!

And Ye Zhi is now watching dinner with his parents, and by the way, he complained about Shen Lu's work, although it seemed a little strange to say this at the dinner table, "It's almost like this, you can adjust it yourself."

"No, shouldn't my leader come to tell me about this kind of thing? You are doing it for you."

"Your leader is on maternity leave."

"what?"

"I'm going to let you take her place for a while."

"All right."

Shen Lu understood, why was she so miserable just now, the feeling is that Ye Zhi has higher expectations for herself, no wonder what he said just now is seriously beyond the scope of his work .

"But I just came in not long ago, so other colleagues will mind the class that I lead on behalf of."

"As long as you have the ability, it's useless to mind."

"Even if you have the ability, you will be gossiped. It's not that you don't know."

Ye Zhi stared at her angrily, "Then do you still do it?"

"Do!"

Not being envied is mediocrity.

If you don't even have someone who is jealous of you, then you can't really be considered a truly capable person. Shen Lu does have a talent for marketing, and she is also willing to do it. As a self-media, she seems to be born with a lot of talent. big advantage.

Compared with the things she tried to learn from Ye Zhi before, these were more practical.

and……

It can also use all the things I learned from Ye Zhi before~www.readwn.com~ It is very practical.

"Okay, let's go here for business, you two should eat quickly, everything will be cold."

"Uh-huh!"

at this time……

Father Dad put down the mobile phone that was reading the headlines in his hand, "Ye Ye, Lulu."

"Um?"

"Your mother and I actually have something to discuss with you."

"What's up?"

"When are you two going to have kids?"

This……

It was embarrassing, Ye Zhi and Shen Lu looked at each other and swallowed their saliva secretly, the question that should have come, "Huh?"

My mother also echoed, "Yes, you two have been engaged for so long, it's time to get your certificate, it doesn't matter if you put the wine or not, anyway, we don't have any relatives in our family, nor do we have many friends, it's mainly up to you. ."

"Mom, we're still young, don't worry."

Dad was obviously a little angry, "Don't worry! Lulu has been living with you for so long, and now that I'm old, I don't know how to give them a name. What kind of **** are you talking about? !"

Mom: "That's right, if you two think it's troublesome to bring your children, don't you have parents? I'm retired now, and I don't have much to do, so I can help you with it."

Ye Zhi and Shen Lu looked at each other, and what was supposed to come finally came.

In fact, it's not that they don't want to get married, it's that both of them have the idea of ​​'to marry a child' and never take contraceptive measures, but Shen Lu has never had it until now.

I'm afraid that the two old people really want to suspect something.

What's more, there is also a pre-marital medical examination, which is already a big difficulty. If the result comes out, it must be hidden. Just thinking about it will give you a headache.