In A Dying Disease, The System Lets Me Spread My Branches And Leaves

As the tiger continued to approach, Li Changsheng finally saw the number clearly:

"hiss......"

"Damn it, there are actually five of them. The sky will kill me, Li Changsheng. I'm afraid the sword will last forever like a long night."

Although Li Changsheng felt desperate, he still didn't want to give up easily.

He clenched the sword in his hand and took a deep breath.

Just about to rush out to fight to the death, but saw five tigers start to fight together.

"This is?"

Li Changsheng looked happy:

"Didn't you come after me?"

"As the saying goes, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. It seems that they are going to fight to the death."

"That's fine, I'll sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, and reap the benefits of the fisherman."

Thinking of this, Li Changsheng jumped onto the tree in a flash, hiding his figure.

After an unknown period of time, the roar of the tiger under the tree gradually became smaller.

Li Changsheng glanced at it, with a smile on the corner of his mouth:

"Hahaha, if you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get a tiger cub?

It's really seeking wealth and wealth, my ancestors sincerely do not deceive me. "

At this moment, the five tigers under the tree became dying, with scars all over their bodies. They had already exhaled more air than inhaled, and I believe they would belch soon.

To be on the safe side, Li Changsheng waited until the tiger was completely dead before jumping off the tree.

"Hahaha, it's developed now."

He hummed a little song and walked towards the tiger's body, his eyes full of excitement:

"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast.

One has no head, the other has no kunkun......."

"Huh? What are you doing?"

Li Changsheng was stunned, and in a panic, he pawed under the tiger's belly:

"Isn't it? Isn't it? What about me? What about Kunkun?"

Li Changsheng didn't believe in evil, he changed another one, and it turned out to be a female.

After checking all the tiger corpses in a row, none of them were male tigers:

"God, are you playing with me on purpose?"

Li Changsheng wanted to cry, but he wanted to go back here. He could earn a lot of money by selling these tigers, but he was really unwilling.

But at this moment, the sound of pigs screaming sounded in the distance, listening to the screaming, there was more than one pig.

"Wild boar? There are at least seven or eight of them."

At this moment, Li Changsheng thought about it, he smiled, and an evil plan devoid of conscience was born:

"Hey, there are no tiger whips, but enough pig whips."

This pig is called King Kong Pig, which is unique to this different world. Its combat effectiveness is not high, but it is a big thief.

The most important thing is that this pig penis looks very similar to a tiger penis.

With a smirk on his face, holding a sword in his hand, he leaned towards the wild boar step by step.

Li Changsheng raised the knife and dropped it. After several screams, five pig whips appeared in his hand.

After careful inspection, he nodded in satisfaction:

"Well, it's enough to confuse the fake with the real one. Although they are a little smaller, they are all about the same length after all, so there shouldn't be any difference in taste."

"If it's just the effect of the medicine..."

Li Changsheng frowned slightly:

"If someone from the Liu family finds out that this thing doesn't have the effect of a tiger whip, wouldn't it be a revelation?"

Li Changsheng fell into deep thought for a while, and after a long time, his eyes lit up:

"Yes, the little blue pill, it is more effective than any whip."

Just do it, Li Changsheng took out five small blue pills from the system space, crushed them into powder, and stuffed them into five pig whips respectively.

"Give it, give it, give it."

Li Changsheng gave a smirk:

"This time, even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu is here, he will not be able to tell the truth from the fake. The appearance must have the appearance, and the effect must have the effect."

After all this is done, there is one last step that will be foolproof.

I saw that Li Changsheng buried the bodies of those wild boars first.

After all, the corpse needs to be destroyed, and it would be bad if it is discovered.

Then he walked towards the five tiger corpses with his sword in hand, and mercilessly chopped several times at their crotch.

It didn't stop until it was so damaged that the male and female could not be seen at all.

"Well, this time, no one can see it."

Li Changsheng looked at his masterpiece and nodded in satisfaction:

"Five tiger whips for two hundred and fifty taels of silver, plus five tiger carcasses, should be able to sell for a lot of money."

Li Changsheng found some canes and tied the tiger into a string.

Just like this, dragging a row of tigers, they walked towards Wolong Village with great majesty.

Along the way, everyone who saw Li Changsheng gave him a thumbs up:

"Big roots, so awesome."

"The old cow can't give birth to a calf, it's so awesome."

"Since the wedding, Dagen's strength has become stronger and stronger."

"Five tigers, Yuan Liu's family should be happy this time."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Dagen just changed his shotgun into a cannon, and the native chicken turned into a phoenix."

"That girl from Old Yangtou's family deserves to be blessed."

"Who says it's not the case? Although Da Gen can kill tigers now, he might be gone at some point. By then, all the money earned will not belong to Yang Yuhuan."

"Shh, that's not what I meant. You can't talk nonsense. Aren't you cursing Dagen to death?"

...

Enjoying the envious and jealous looks of the villagers, Li Changsheng went directly to the door of Liu Yuanwai's house and shouted:

"Liu Yuanwai, I brought you the tiger whip you asked for."

Member Liu cautiously opened the door, and said in a low voice with reproach on his face:

"Keep your voice down, I can hear you."

Then Member Liu walked out the door, looked at the "Tiger Whip" in Li Changsheng's hand, and frowned slightly:

"Dagen, something's wrong. I've seen a tiger penis before, and it's not so small."

Li Changsheng had already thought of all the excuses, he pointed directly at the tiger on the ground and said:

"Can this be fake? I, Li Dagen, took it from the tiger myself, and the tiger brought it to you."

To convince Liu Yuanwai more, Li Changsheng turned the tiger's body over:

"Look, the wound is still fresh."

Without waiting for Liu Yuanwai to think, Li Changsheng said again:

"This tiger is like a human being, big and small, thick and thin.

You can't ask all tigers to be the same, right?

As long as it is effective after eating, do you care about its size? "

Member Liu nodded in agreement, and after taking the tiger whip, he happily handed over the money:

"This is two hundred and fifty taels of silver. Besides, if you don't want this tiger carcass, I will take three hundred taels of silver for each."

Upon hearing this, Li Changsheng immediately agreed:

"That's a good relationship. Since this is the case, I will give you all of these."

Pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other hand.

"Hahahaha, the system is here, and everything seems to be much easier."

Li Changsheng happily walked home, passed by a deli shop, and bought five catties of beef with all his heart:

"Five pounds of steak, medium rare."

Yang Yuhuan had heard about Li Changsheng's deeds a long time ago, and she was waiting at the door of her house to look forward to it.

When he saw the beef in his hand, his eyes lit up:

"Husband, you are really amazing."

She opened her arms and took the beef directly, leaving Li Changsheng with an embarrassed look on his face.

Looking at Yang Yuhuan's back, Li Changsheng seemed to have an illusion:

"You...are you thinner than you were a few days ago?"

At this time, the system said for no reason:

[The secret of adopting yin and accepting yang is the best way to lose weight.

Long-term use can make people live longer and younger, make obese people slimmer, and make thin people appear muscle lines. ]

After hearing this explanation, Li Changsheng suddenly realized:

"I see, Yuhuan has a good foundation, but she has too much fat on her body.

I really want to see what she looks like after losing weight. What kind of scenery should that be? "

In Li Changsheng's mind, the image of Yang Yuhuan with a cherry mouth and a willow waist appeared:

"As we all know, people named Yang Yuhuan have always been good-looking since ancient times."

Towards evening, after dinner, Li Changsheng continued to improve his bones with the cooperation of Yang Yuhuan.

In the blink of an eye, another night passed.

As soon as he woke up, Li Changsheng pulled Yang Yuhuan to lift his bones again.

But at this moment, an exclamation suddenly sounded outside:

"Someone is dead. Someone in Liu Yuan's family is dead."

"kindness?"

When Li Changsheng heard this, his heart thumped, and he was so frightened that he acted hastily.

An unpleasant feeling came over me:

"Isn't it because of the pig whip?"