In a World Filled with Deserts, an Old Man with Electronic Money

"I haven't eaten bread in a long time, but bread was so delicious."

"Mr. Label, this is the first bread in three months."

"Um... what do you two usually eat?

"It's settled. The meat of a hunted sand scorpion!

"When boiled in hot water, the meat in my legs is delicious. Even if you don't put salt in the water, it's slightly salty, so you don't have to use precious salt."

"Do you cook anything else?

"Because I don't have that kind of education. I'm good at swords."

"Me too. I'm good at water magic. You can use fire magic if you want to set it on fire."

……

I arrived safely in Oasis and started living with the princess and the witch girl who lived there, but I was surprised when I served bread at dinner that I was greatly appreciated.

I didn't burn this bread, but I recovered it from the sandwich boat's kitchen before it was destroyed by the sandwich, so I couldn't tell anyone.

Thanks to the "Different Dimension Warehouse", the ingredients brought out of the sandboat do not rot, but the oasis has no agricultural land or ranch.

Water is plentiful, but food is only for sand scorpions.

We can get the sandwich out of the sand corpion's huge habitat, but neither I nor La Label agreed that we don't want the sandwich.

It's not like I can't eat it, but if possible, I don't want to be pushed to the point where I have to eat it.

"It's boiled sand scorpion leg meat. Here you go."

"Thank you."

I tried it quickly, but the taste was exactly the same as the crab meat.

As for Japanese people, I think it is good to have all-you-can-eat crabs.

I think I only have crab ingredients, but I'm going to get tired of it later.

"This is what food looks like."

Still, is that king a wild animal or something?

Because I will send my sister and the good wizard, who had merit in the defense of King's Landing, down to the house of nobility, and send Oasis to the island in the name of giving it territory.

Moreover, this oasis was not at all a living base.

Fortunately, there is a lot of water here because it is oasis.

The water from the spring in the heart of Oasis was very clean and abundant.

There is no problem with drinking water and there is a spring for washing.

However, neither I nor these two had any clothes on them...

Can I use the clothes I took out of the ship?

You can take a bath in the spring.

It was hot in the desert, so there was no problem without hot water.

However, it is unusually cold at night because it is in the desert.

Great Desserts have small seas, so the difference between morning and evening warmth is excessive.

I think it will freeze if I take a bath at night, so is there no problem if I don't do it?

And it's a place to sleep...

"Can I have the same tent as the two of you?

The residence of the two was a large tent.

It wasn't a camping tent, it was a robust tent like that used by nomads, so it wasn't that bad, but the problem was the reality that I slept there.

"I wonder if I'm a man in a tent where unmarried girls are sleeping."

"I like Lord Tallow being a gentleman, but it's cold to sleep outside."

"Some people freeze to death. You shouldn't lick a desert night."

That's right.

It was abnormally cold at night because of the desert.

The humidity is low, so the temperature drops easily.

I hear the same about the earth's deserts, but this great dessert is much warmer because the ocean is narrower.

If I sleep outside at night, I may freeze to death.

"There's also a 'warmer' in the tent, so it's warm."

"Oh, is there such a convenient thing?"

You didn't have such a handy heater in the barracks.

That's why I remember it was pretty cold at night.

The King didn't prepare it for you?

I didn't expect that either.

"When you hold on to magic, it turns into heat and releases it out."

Is it like a magical hot tub?

"Besides, since we are the Dobbs, who were said to be the twins of the kingdom of Bart, Mr. Tallow's index finger won't move either."

"On the contrary, I'm so worried that Lord Tallow won't feel sick in the tent with me."

"So my criteria for judgment against women are the opposite...."

As I explained earlier, humans can hardly change their common sense.

"Instead, there's no guarantee that I won't attack them if I'm greedy."

Are you dead as a man in Arafat?

No, I don't think so in modern Japan, Arafat.

I haven't dated a woman since Kana's death, but I'm usually a man, so I sometimes get craved by beautiful young women.

"What! This man attacked me! My brother said," If that happens, it's a historic feat! I said, "This is me?"

"Eh! Even the nora dog who put up with you won't wave! My brothers told me!

……

I think your family is too mean.

"Ohh! With regard to housing, there may be room for improvement later. It's an emergency right now, don't you think we can do this together?

"That's right. Even if that happens, it's either an ant or a delight."

I see, Mu. Even if that happens, it's destiny. "

"Isn't that right? La Label."

"That's true. So I'm going to sleep in the same tent."

"... that's right..."

Well, that's settled then.

"I'm looking forward to it, La Label. I can sleep in the same room as a man."

I see. My brother told me, "A man sleeping in the same room as you is as hard as being tortured to death all the time."

"This is me who was told by my brothers, 'Suddenly showing my face in the morning may shock a man to death.'"

……

There was no tent in the cargo I took out of the ship, and I thought I'd sleep outside and freeze to death, so I decided to sleep in their tent.

Nonetheless, these two.

There will be enough self-abuse.