In Another Life

third chapter

The fat man with big ears and fat ears just stood up suddenly. It seems that he is a big fan of Huakui, and his fat palm was snapped on the table with a bang.

"I've had enough, you shameless guy, dare to say that Miss Avon is not playing well. If I show you some colors today, I'm not Lei Dafa." In front of Li Tian, ​​the wooden planks spread on the shaking floor all made a sound of "Dong Dang".

Niangdi! Do you want to move? That Lao Tzu would have to start with a strong hand, and the knife in his sleeve ‘soo’ would reach his hand without knowing it. The whole hall was shocked by the bear roar of the pig's head, and suddenly became quiet, all eyes were focused on the two of them.

"Slow down." A clear voice broke the tranquility, Huakui "Avon" came over with broken steps, "Lei Gongzi, this Yifangzhai is a place where literati and literati come for recreation, but it is not a place for rough fights. Words can be spoken slowly. It ’s not the style of literati. ”After finishing speaking, Li Tian gave a very strange look.

The fat pig head immediately changed from a hero to a bear, and the face of the pig brother said to Avon: "Miss Avon, the son of a literary man in Da Anguo, how can he do such a rude thing, but I just Listening to him talk too much, dare to say that Miss Avon has bad piano skills, so it is only ... "The fat man didn't say it down, but his words caused public outrage. Debris.

"This young man seems to be very attentive to piano skills. I don't know if I can point the little girl." Avon smiled at Li Tian very charmingly, but there was a little sarcasm in her words.

My day! This professional smile dare to play with me in front of Li Tian, ​​I really do not know the sky is thick.

"Oh, Miss Avon, don't listen to him. I don't mean it. I just said that this kind of track is not very good. I still admire your skills." Hey, as a liar, I made a lot of anger here It's hard to cheat some money.

"Well, I think he is a vulgar man who doesn't understand what phonology is, but he dare to speak out in a shameless manner." The fat man said uncomfortably.

Shit, this dead fat man seems to be looking ugly. I'm very angry with Li Tian, ​​and the consequences are very serious.

"This fat brother, can't say that, you are not vulgar, but just a little bloated."

Ha ha ha ha ~ There was a laugh all around, and the two fake boys also smiled secretly covering their mouths. The small pimples on the fat man's face are a little glowing, "You !!! If you have the ability, you can come to a song. As long as you can play a song like Miss Avon, this master will lose you a hundred or two silver. If you If you lose, Master Ben does n’t need your money, as long as you climb out of this hall. Did n’t you just talk about it? We will bet on one game if we can bear it. ”

Many people in the hall followed, and Miss Avon quickly persuaded: "The two sons, I think it's up to you. Everyone is here to support me, don't hurt the kindness."

Li Tian understands that Avon is for his own good, fearing that he will lose. So I gave Avon a very grateful look, nodded with a smile, and whispered "Thank you Avon". Miss Avon's face turned slightly red. How could this person call him 'little sister' as soon as they met?

Li Tian smiled and turned, said: "Okay, then I will come to the first one, if I accidentally won ~~?"

"Ignorance ~"

"I don't know if the sky is high ~"

"This is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in my life ~"

"Ignorance to ignorance of how great the sun **** is ~"

Li Tian's words haven't been finished yet, so much so-called sarcasm has been elicited. In their view, I played with Li Tiangan and Avonbi, which is equivalent to what Pan Changjiang and Yao Mingbi are now tall and obvious. Ugh! People's hearts are old.

"Okay, that's for sure. This is a hundred or two silver tickets. I can put them here." The fat man was afraid of Li Tian's repentance. .

"I will add fifty two ~"

"Haha, the son also added twenty-two ~"

"Well, my Zhang family opened a jewelry store, I added sixty ~~~"

After a while, the silver tickets and silver on the table piled up into hills, and all the rich children came here. When they see others paying for money, they are scrambling for fear of losing their identity. Anyway, they won, the money can be returned to them, they can watch the excitement, and they can show their rich identity. Where can I find such a good thing?

Seeing the silver tickets and silver on the table, even the big shopkeeper of Yifangzhai ran over, staring at the green eyes. Miss Avon sighed softly and shook her head. They were all on this one, and she was not good to say anything.

After a while, after the statistics, the big shopkeeper announced excitedly, "Lei Gongzi and ?? Are you this son?"

"Li Tian"

"Oh, bet with Li Gongzi, the total bet is 1,330, regardless of winning or losing, our shop will draw 10%.

I am a god, really dark! For these rich people, a small 10% is irrelevant, and they are not taken seriously at all.

In everyone's taunting words, Li Tian waved and said: "Since it is a gamble, then find a few notaries. I want to ask Miss Avon and these two sons to be judges. Everyone has no opinion." After that, Li God looked at the two young men dressed as men.

"Okay, okay, then I will come with my sister ~ brother as a notary, and Avon's sister has outstanding piano skills and is the best judge." The girl named Wang Qing was almost happy to say something.

No one else has any opinions. For Li Tian, ​​he is really afraid of encountering a black whistle. Almost all of the people here were betting money to bet on him to lose. In case everyone said blackly that Li Tian was losing, if they did n’t climb out, I ’m afraid that ‘Yi Fang Zhai’ must see his brother break his leg.

Everything is ready. In everyone's eager eyes, Li Tian stepped onto the stage. Touching the Guzheng with both hands, I haven't played it for a long time, I don't know if it's good or not. In those days, Li Tian ’s unscrupulous master, in order to train a ‘super’ cheat apprentice, but under the torture of sticks, Li Tian ’s ‘qin chess calligraphy and painting’ was quite popular. Reincarnated adults this time, don't smash the master's name. The name is a trivial matter, it is really a shame to crawl out.

Li Tian sat down slowly, closing his eyes slightly. Scenes of the previous life flowed through my mind like a shot of tranquilizer, a confidence rose from my heart. I can sing ‘rock’ with Guzheng, but I ’m still afraid of these people. The key is what can they like? , Metal, punk, soul song, hip-hop, rap? If I move this out, it is likely that Li Tian will greet me with rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes. Alas, let's have some connotations, good or bad. As the saying goes, go your own way and ask others to squeeze the bus.

A well-known Guzheng song "Mountain Flowing Water" was born in this society for the first time. It's just that this elegant and vulgar movement is regarded by Li Tian as a tool for gambling.

Come down, Li Tian immersed in the movement, slowly raised his head, waiting for everyone's cheers.

Quiet, very quiet, no cheers. Miss Avon came slowly, pointed at Li Tian with a trembling finger, took a deep breath, and said, "You are also called playing? You are also called sheet music? Impossible? Absolutely impossible?" Turning his head, facing the two fake sons, that is, the other two referees, "Do you say yes?" The two nodded without hesitation.

Is over, black whistle, absolutely **** black whistle. It is really disappointing for a woman to make such a move in order not to be defeated. Li Tiansuan understands what is the most poisonous woman's heart, and those two, even together to bully me, a countryman. God! There is no reason, the sweat on Li Tian's forehead shed.

Miss Avon turned around, her body shivered a little, and I was agitated or felt sorry for Li Tian. He asked softly, "Li Gongzi, what music score did you just play?"

"Mountain flowing water" Li Tian is like a defeated rooster, a listless look.

"Did you write it?"

"No"

"I said, this kind of music is definitely not from the world, it is given to us by the sun god. Such a movement can only be heard in the heavenly realm, thank you, I ~~ lost."

Coughing ~ Li Tian was almost out of breath, God, I heard it right! Li Tian looked at the two judges again, and the two dudes nodded immediately, his eyes full of admiration. The two silly girls nodded, and they probably knew nothing now. Li Tian stood proudly, this feeling ~~ really good.

Applause rang for more than five minutes, of course, Li Tian's own estimated time. In the eyes of the people worshiping, the big shopkeeper came with silver tickets and silver, and said with a smile on his face: "Li Gongzi is really a talent. This is after deducting our store's achievements, there are 1,172 left, I gave you two silver tickets of five hundred and two, and the remaining one hundred and seventy two are cash, please count them. "

"It's not necessary" Li Tian reached out and took the silver ticket, but didn't receive the one hundred and seventy two cash.

"Although everyone here is very rich, we still have many poor people in Da Anguo. For this one hundred and seventy-two, ask the shopkeeper to help me do some good deeds and give some porridge at the door. The suffering of the people is my suffering. Hello, everyone is really good. "In the eyes of everyone with great respect and shame, the worship of Li Tian reached a new height, and even the fat man lowered his head in shame.

Ngau Tau Mian, you two have to remember, this is the money you earn from gambling. And he did a good deed. When I Li Tian entered the gutter, he had to arrange a good job for me. If I were to ask Lao Tzu to be reborn as a pig or a dog, I would complain about it and sue you both for personal attacks.

The big shopkeeper held Li Tian's hand and said with great shame: "I didn't expect my son to be so virtuous, which really made me feel ashamed. I decided to also take out five or two silver to buy some pickles on behalf of the shop and porridge." Attracted everyone's contempt.

The big shopkeeper asked Li Tian to leave his ink treasure, write a few words, and keep it as a memorial. The forced Li Tian couldn't help it.

The sun to the west is going to set ~

The lake of Pingdu is quiet ~~

Bouncing my beloved ancient lute ~~

Watching the beautiful women making porridge ~~

After reading the big shopkeeper, tears greeted him like a treasure. Even Li Tian didn't expect that what he wrote in this preface did not follow the sequel, was actually highly praised by the literati and literati, and became a famous "word plate", referred to as "Xishi" for short. ‘Mountain Flowing Water’ has also become ‘Divine Comedy’.

"Li Gongzi, can you enter the hall, and the little girl wants to ask something?" Avon said softly in Yan.

Meet beauty, can't be abruptly beautiful, when Li Tian was excited, he would agree, and suddenly felt a bad look in the eyes of the two fake boys. Oh my goodness, there are still two beautiful women, but can't they be underestimated, "Thank you Miss Avon for your kindness, the young boy arrived in your expensive place, just want to see and open your eyes, not anything else. To study, I have to go back to study. "Let's go fishing for a long line, and now Li Tian is going in. I am afraid that the eyes of everyone's worship will soon become contempt.

Miss Avon was very lost, but the two dudes nodded appreciatively. Li Tian gave a small salute to Avon, "Miss bye." Then he whispered again, "I will definitely drop it again. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

Miss Avon's expression was peach-like, and she whispered, "Bad guy." God! What does this girl think.

"Two sons, see you in the examination room." After that, Li Weiyu Xuan Ao walked towards the door.

In this kind of time, we must maintain high quality and must not drag on the mud. Hey! It's hard to be a person, it's even harder to be a celebrity.

A few days later, Pingdu, Da'anguo, produced an event that could be recorded in history. The famous firework place ‘Yifangzhai’ opened a long dragon to make porridge for the poor. Due to lack of manpower, all those who did not sit on the stage and the second-class girls were dispatched. In order to enhance the image of "Yifangzhai", all are uniformly dressed, wearing white gauze, and the transparency is very high. Many children of the rich family also came to drink porridge as impoverished people, so they didn't use pickles at all, and swallowed them with beautiful colors. After the news came out, the poor people and beggars in the surrounding towns swarmed in. The scene was really spectacular.

Marquis Wang Ping heard that in his territory, such a touching event happened. Immediately went to the court, and personally raised a pen to write a flat forehead, which was written with four large characters ‘White Gauze Fairy’ and presented to ‘Yifangzhai’.

The most regrettable thing about Li Tian is that when he remembered this society, women could not take the scientific expedition. I do n’t know if I can see those two beautiful younger sisters again. I did n’t even have a mailing address, and my QQ number would do.

Alas ~ The exam is about to start tomorrow. Can I make the top ten? Li Tian really has no bottom. Who knows whether to test the 'Four Books and Five Classics' in this year and month, then he will not. It seems that Tang poetry and Song Ci are not very popular.