In Another Life

Section 82

The person who shot him behind Li Tian was the huge sea of ​​officers and soldiers he had bribed when he entered the city. When he entered the city, Li Tian was dressed as a businessman in a car, but now he is dressed as a literati. If it arouses his suspicion, there are few or twenty officers or soldiers in the city gate, and there is no way to run.

"This ~~ Isn't this a huge brother? Are you guarding the city at the Xicheng Gate? How did you come to the Dongcheng Gate?" Li Tian asked carefully.

"I just transferred it, but now I'm a hundred households, and I've been upgraded to one level." The huge sea said very bullish.

"Oh! Congratulations, congratulations, then, pig big talent, hurry up to give the big brother a gift." Li Tian finished his speech, and gave the **** stick a glance.

The **** stick gritted his teeth, pulled out two or two pieces of broken silver, and said flatteringly on his face: "Congratulations to the big brother Gao Sheng, be careful, I am sorry."

"What's this! How can my old Pang take other people's things casually, not as an example, I won't be allowed to do this in the future." Then, he put the silver in his pocket and glanced at Li Tian embarrassedly, then said: "You are not A businessman? How come this dress? "

"Ah, this ~" Li Tian was afraid that he would ask about it. He thought that even if he gave it to Yinzi, he still didn't escape.

The **** stick sighed and said sadly: "Hey! Originally we came here to do some small business, who would have thought that this was a barren chaos, the business was too difficult to do. There has been no business for two days. Pushing two businessmen into poets is still a living thing. "

"This ~~ This ~ is not easy, where are you going?" The huge sea brains are almost short-circuited, and the poets who dare to love are forced out.

"Our brothers want to go to the capital to see if there is a good way out there." Li Tian said quickly, hoping to send this guy off early.

"Yeah, go to the capital. On this road, there is a high mountain and a long road. I think it's better to hurry up. I have to find a place to stay early in the evening. Now the road is very unsafe." Shen stick also said.

"Coincidentally, Master Zhang's younger sister also went to Beijing today, and it was my good brother who led her to protect her. Fortunately, if we were destined, this matter would be covered by me. You two will wait and join them for a while. It's safe to go on the road. "The huge sea is very bold.

"Ah! This ~~ Don't use it !!" Li Tianxin said what kind of mouth do you have.

"Don't be polite to me, that's it, otherwise I'm going to be angry."

There is no way to meet this kind of particularly enthusiastic person, Li Tian, ​​but I really have to follow them, which saves a lot of trouble along the way.

After a while, a team of officers and men came and escorted an official car to the gate of the city.

"Wang Lao Liu, Lao Wang ~" the huge sea shouted loudly.

I saw a big horseman riding a horse, and the officers and men stopped. "Lao Pang, I heard that you have been promoted. When you come back, please ask the brothers for a drink."

"Haha, no problem. These are my two friends. They also went to Beijing to take care of them along the way. They are poets." Huge Hai said to the big man named Wang Laoliu with a smile.

"I want to ask Miss Zhang first, you are waiting." Wang Laoliu finished, and dismounted to the car and said a few words.

Saw the car curtain pick up, and walked out of a woman in her twenties, looking like she said. It's just this figure, how to look like a man, big waist and round, dressed as a chivalrous woman.

The woman walked over, looked at Li Tian and Shen Bang, and nodded and said, "Well, yes, this bald head is very manly. Alas! It's a pity to be a poet. It would be nice if you would order martial arts. For our sake, just follow us. You can rest assured that there is a big lady protecting you along the way, and no one dares to bully you both. "

My God! Is this bald still special? Why haven't I found him and me for so long? Li Tian looked very carefully at the bald head of the **** stick.

Bid farewell to the huge sea, Li Tian and Shen Bang finally left Xinyang City, carefully followed behind the team.

"Hey! Those two poets, come here, Miss Ben hasn't asked your two names?" Miss Zhang shouted her head in the car window.

Li Tian glanced at the **** roller, and there was no way. The two urged the horse to come to the car. Li Tianbian walked and said: "Miss, my name is Li An, this is my good brother Zhu Dachang."

The **** stick gave Li Tian a glance, and then you "pig intestine".

"Don't call me Missy, my name is Zhang Guihua, people are in the rivers and lakes, they are talking about righteousness, you still call my name. By the way, Zhu Gongzi, why don't you learn martial arts, why do you want to be a poet?" Miss Zhang looked Come to have a special liking for the **** stick, the look of the **** stick is different, and there is no place for Li Tian in his eyes.

"It's like this, the deity ~~ this son has been quite fond of poetry since he was a child, so he grew up and traveled between the mountains and rivers, and the poetry and painting were also at ease."

"Oh, my God, Zhu Gongzi has been to many places to see it. Like you, you will go through the rivers and lakes. If you have another martial art, you will definitely be a famous knight."

"Although this son is a literati, he often encounters some gangsters, so he also understands the self-defense technique a little." Hearing the praise of the woman, the magic stick felt a little floating, and said very divinely.

"God! The son also knows the art of self-defense? Hurry and talk to me." Miss Zhang's eyes showed excitement.

"The technique of self-defense is that it is important to send a message to the enemy first, to take advantage of the enemy's lack of preparedness, one move to control the enemy, such as inserting the enemy's eyes, kicking an important part of him, or ..."

Li Tianzhi was very interested, slowed down the horse, and pulled away from the two. Looking far away, the **** stick was riding there immediately, and there was an expression of admiration in Miss Zhang's face. Li Tian looked all over with goose bumps.

At noon, the team came to the foot of a mountain, stopped at the foot of the mountain, and set up a pot stove to start cooking. The **** stick and Miss Zhang are still chatting intimately, and Li Tian sat there alone, looking very lonely.

"Everyone listens, before we eat, let's have a contest, who can win the prize of two or two in Miss Ben." Miss Zhang's words just fell, and she won a round of applause.

The result of the contest turned out to be Miss Zhang ’s victory. It seems that she really practiced a few times, and no one else was her opponent. The obvious thing called Wang Laoliu was to let her, but that's it. Li Tian also thought that this woman's Kung Fu was pretty good.

"Two sons, it's time for you two to end." The guards looked at the young lady who hadn't been addicted, and went directly to Li Tian and Shen Bang.

"Oh! Missy, forgive me, I am a literati, but I don't have any martial arts." Li Tian said quickly.

"Sister Osmanthus, all of my tricks to fight the enemy are very spicy, I think it's okay." Shen Bang also said with a big heart.

"Brother Dachang, since you said that, the little girl will listen to you."

‘Sister Osmanthus? "Brother intestine?" "Li Tian listened to vomiting, and it took less than half a day to become Sister Osmanthus, but also the brother of the large intestine?" I don't know if Miss Zhang is a **** or a **** stick is an idiot.

"You two are better than the test, but one of them writes a poem and asks everyone to comment, whoever does the best will win." Miss Zhang has another problem.

Li Tianji was sweating straight. He was not afraid of writing poems, and he could mix it up by stealing a song, but what about the **** stick?

"OK! No problem." The **** stick agreed very generously.

My day, you don't know the life and death, you can also write poetry? Li Tiandu felt embarrassed for him.

"Then let me come first." Li Tian looked at it, and then said: "I will make a poem with the cicada on this tree."

Li Tianluo thought for a while, thought of a poem from a previous life, and slowly read: "

Drinking clear dew,

Flowing out of Shutong.

Living in a loud voice,

Is to borrow the autumn wind. "

The officers and soldiers around and Miss Zhang Da were there stupidly. Li Tianxin said, let you know what is poetry, silly!

Miss Zhang thought for a long time and said: "Li Gongzi, what did you say, why didn't I understand?"

"Yeah, what we said, we didn't understand it." The officers and men also echoed.

I am dizzy, this ~ I don't understand, I really play the piano to the cow. But that's fine. The **** stick can't do much ugliness.

"Forget it, let Zhu Gongzi come ~ www.readwn.com ~ Miss Zhang said something.

The **** stick straightened up and said confidently: "Li Gongzi used cicada to make a poem, then I will use this mountain to make a poem."

This **** stick will also use mountains to make poems? Didn't Li Tian really see it? He would n’t come to something like "A mountain comes out, thin on top, thick on bottom, and one day it will turn upside down, thin on top, thick on top."

The **** stick took two steps forward, only listening to the **** stick slowly said:

Looking at a big mountain,

Look closely at a mountain.

Come closer and take a closer look,

Is still a big mountain.

"Hahaha laughed at me." Li Tianyi's tears came out when she laughed.

"Good poetry, this is the real poetry, easy to understand, and very realm." Miss Zhang even took the lead in applauding, her eyes flashing the little star peculiar to nympho.

"Okay ~ It's a poet, it's so good ~" Wang Laoliu also said.

"Great, I finally understood the poem."

The **** stick waved humbly and humbly, "This is all the experience I have accumulated over the years to make such a poem. It is really difficult to be a poet and be able to make such quatrains by accident.

Oh my god, who are these people! There is no reason, it seems that the **** stick is in the eyes of this female nympho. Everything is good, Li Tian has a feeling of crying without tears.