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Chapter 318 Lu Lu, Hong Dou is indeed a stupid woman Chapter 318 Lu Lu, Hong Dou is indeed a stupid woman

Chapter 318 On the road, Hong Dou is indeed a stupid woman.

“So early? Why don’t you say hello to your little girlfriend before leaving?” Hong Dou yawned, holding the mission scroll in his hand, as if he was preparing to go through the formalities.

She could have finished it yesterday afternoon, but she missed work yesterday, so she had to get up early in the morning and go to the Hokage Building to complete the formalities.

Suddenly he saw that Naruto had also gotten up early, and he couldn’t help but feel a little strange.

“Which one are you asking?”

Anko: “You really deserve to die, Uzumaki Naruto.”

“Just kidding, how can I have a little girlfriend now?” Naruto waved his hand, “Okay, call me after the formalities are completed. I’ll catch up on some sleep in the lounge.”

“Go to hell, I’m not sleeping either!” Anko picked Naruto up, “Let’s go together!”

“Hey, there’s no need to talk about this kind of thing. Is it fair?”

“It has to be!”

“I heard that older people are smaller-minded.”

“Shut up!”

Anko is not thirty yet, but after meeting Naruto in the past few days, she has repeatedly received the idea of thirty. after the information. The whole person also became a little nervous, and Ben San’s pressure came to his face.

When I got up early in the morning, I deliberately looked in front of the mirror for a long time. I didn’t even dare to eat more meatballs in the morning, so I drank a bowl of porridge for the first time. She doesn’t care anymore and doesn’t want to become an old woman.

It seems that women have similar troubles in this aspect and do not want to be ravaged by time.

When the old man in the mission hall saw Naruto coming again, he immediately became very energetic. Hongdou didn’t even have to wait in line to go through the formalities, he just jumped in line and got it done.

“Do you have something against that old man?” After Anko completed the formalities, she was obviously in disbelief and pulled Naruto over and asked in a low voice.

“No, I don’t have that kind of free time.” Naruto denied directly.

“Then why did he act like he’d seen a ghost when he saw you?” Anko asked confused.

“Who knows? Let’s go, leave early and come back early.” He said impatiently.

Having said that, the two of them found a place to rest not long after leaving the village. It was an inn in the Kingdom of Fire. I said I was going to take a nap and slept until dusk.

When I woke up, it was already sunset.

The two met each other at the door of the room, looking at each other with their own dull eyes. The long sunset shot into the corridor, giving the two of them a layer of gold.

Looking at each other in silence, they both closed the door with a tacit understanding and continued to sleep. If two lazy people do a task together, nothing good will happen.

At night, they sat at the table and ate in silence.

“Sure enough, it’s not a good time to rush on the road at night.” Anko said as she put down her chopsticks.

“Yes, yes.” Naruto agreed, too anxious to eat the hot tofu.

Anyway, the mission of the Country of Rain is just a cover. As long as you leave the Country of Fire, you can unseal Anko’s curse. Anko’s condition is the most important.

Although he said it didn’t matter to an old woman like Hongdou, she was one of the few trustworthy friends after all, so it was impossible not to care.

Once there is a risk when the lockdown is lifted, he will still keep Hongdou as soon as possible. Hongdou also knew this, otherwise he wouldn’t have agreed casually.

After all, Orochimaru is her psychological shadow, and it is far less easy to face it than it sounds. Anko just didn’t want Naruto to be burdened, so she pretended to be fine.

Fortunately, Naruto didn’t mention the curse seal, and all the conversation at the dinner table was about trivial matters. Not long after, everyone went back to their rooms to rest.

The next day, it was bright.

Naruto washed up as usual, and the two met and sat down to have breakfast together. Anko was a little listless, fiddling with the thick porridge in the bowl.

“What are you doing?” He frowned.

“I didn’t sleep well. I slept too long in the afternoon and couldn’t sleep at night.” Anko complained.

“There’s something wrong. Didn’t you fall asleep too?”

“Hey, guess how I fell asleep?”

Naruto: “.”

The old woman has a lot of work when she has been single for a long time, even though the two of them are about the same mental age. , he was a few years younger than Hongdou when he traveled through time, and lived again as a child in this world for six years.

The only difference is that Hongdou looks okay, but his brain is empty. Except for online quest experience, he is an idiot the rest of the time.

Stupid Anko, both a loser and an idiot.

But in the early stage, I still liked to mature, but in the end, my mind was full of middle school students. She is obviously a serious-looking person, but wearing black stockings is not sexy at all, but it is a bit scary.

Well…except for the red nail polish which is barely enough.

People will only remember things that are impressive or contrasting. The bright red at the end of Hongdou’s snow-white feet left a deep impression on him.

Just like Marilyn Monroe, one action can be remembered for decades.

Therefore, it is true that Hongdou is not feminine, but it is also true that her feet are beautiful. There is no conflict between the two. When mixed together, she is still a stupid woman.

“We’re almost on our way. We just need to leave the Country of Fire, right?” Anko yawned and stood up, paying her room fee first.

“Yes.”

He hurried on until noon and ate some dry food to make ends meet. Resting under the shade of a tree, summer has not yet arrived and the weather is not too hot.

“How did you resurrect Orochimaru that you mentioned last time?” Anko asked aloud during the journey.

“Well, judging from the curse seal on your neck, something will probably be spit out after it is unsealed, and then Orochimaru will come out.” Naruto replied casually.

“Snake?” Hong Dou shuddered, “When you said that, I remembered it. There is a ninjutsu that is probably about reincarnation through a snake.” “A

person spit out from the mouth of a big snake. It’s disgusting.”

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Hearing this, Ming The man was a little speechless, “Didn’t you also learn your ninjutsu from Orochimaru? Half and half, Snake Princess.”

“Snake Princess?” Anko came over, looked at him doubtfully and asked, “You also know Snake Princess?” Ji?”

“I don’t know, I just complained about you.” Naruto shook his head and continued on his way, although he didn’t know if Anko could understand the meaning of complaining.

  

“Oh, I thought you knew that.”

“What that? Don’t tell me half of the story. The riddle can’t give birth to children.”

“I don’t plan to have children. It’s so troublesome. It’s not easy to support yourself. Children are so fragile. Why? It won’t break if you touch it.” Hongdou said.

“How do you know a child is vulnerable?” he asked.

“Red told me, I have seen her with a big belly, she looks a bit cute.” Anko beamed, “It seems like she is about to give birth recently, she looks good.”

Naruto thought of the cold drinks in Anko’s refrigerator, and his eyelids suddenly jumped. .

“Don’t you ever feel pain during your menstrual period?”

“Hmm? How do you know!!!” Hongdou’s face was horrified, “Are you secretly paying attention to this? How perverted.”

“Let’s change the topic, what’s going on with that Snake Girl? ”

Myth and legend, I forgot where I saw it, is that a woman used a curse to turn herself into a snake. Then she cannot die. When she is resurrected, she will come out of the snake’s mouth.” ”

Orochimaru seems to have already Has your body changed?” Naruto asked, Orochimaru’s true form appeared in his mind inexplicably, Auntie Snake, I have stopped being a human being for a long time!

“I don’t know, I just think it’s cool.” Hongdou couldn’t go on, feeling a little nauseous.

“Understood.” Naruto comforted, “You will be able to see him again soon, and you are still the person involved.”

“Are you as comforting as you?” Anko said hello directly.

“How about I knock you out when the time comes, so that you’re out of sight and out of mind, and just pretend you’re sleeping,” he asked.

“Well” Anko was really considering it seriously, and after a moment she looked up, “Do you think it’s possible for me to defeat Orochimaru?” ”

I think you can just move your fingers.”

“You’re kidding!” Anko was surprised.

“You were joking first.”

Hongdou: “.”

She suddenly realized that she had a bad heart. She shouldn’t chat with this bitch to avoid getting angry and having a heart attack. Especially don’t talk about business, I really want to kill him.

But she also understood that it would do her no good if the curse mark on her neck was not removed. Even though she was ready to lie down, the curse mark was still a time bomb.

Especially when Naruto came to her and told her that this was Orochimaru’s data backup, she was even more disgusted. Crazy, that guy Orochimaru is really a psychopath.

Naruto didn’t think Orochimaru was crazy. The world was so big and there were always people who would delve into immortality. It’s just that that person happens to be Orochimaru, and the method is a bit disgusting.

Changing his body and transforming into a snake, Orochimaru’s consciousness has been infinitely close to Otsutsuki’s way of existence. It’s similar to returning to the source, returning to the original appearance of chakra.

Scorpions can abandon their bodies and return their consciousness to a small cylinder. Then Orochimaru is obviously more advanced, directly abandoning flesh and blood and existing as a soul.

But this method has its drawbacks after all, and souls also come in different sizes. It’s not enough to meet Sasuke who was reincarnated by Indra Chakra when he was reincarnated.

The physical soul was devoured by Sasuke and could only wait for resurrection in a latent and parasitic manner.

The bad news is that Orochimaru is very difficult to deal with and has many cunning and cunning methods. The good news is that Orochimaru is very weak in his soul state and is also not good enough in front of Naruto.

So, Naruto planned to try that move.

The corpses are sealed away.

Orochimaru’s nightmare made him score twice.

As for this technique requiring soul sacrifice, Naruto had nothing to worry about. The God of Death could not take away his soul. If you touch each other, it’s not certain who will accept whom.

In this world, time is distorted, life and death are disordered, and it is difficult to judge with common sense. The most outrageous thing is that there is still time, and the rebel Otsutsuki goes upstream to kill the Hokage.

Damn it, in such a buggy world, it’s better to become an emperor than to make a small fuss? Enter deep space, live a second life with the red-haired old thief, and rule forever.

At night.

The two of them were still in the hinterland of the Fire Country’s forest, still a long way from the Fire Country’s border. A small yellow tent was set up to block out the night, and the two made an appointment to wash up together.

Squatting by the river, Anko suddenly had a whim and turned to look at Naruto.

“Hey, what do you think will happen if I jump in and take a bath now?”

“I’ll go upstream and take a bath.”

“Then I’m not using your bath water? That’s not fair.” Hongdou was dissatisfied.

“Huh? Then how do you know if anyone is peeing upstream now?” Naruto asked.

“Pfft!” Anko spat out all the washing water in her mouth and glared at Naruto with bared teeth, “Can you stop being so disgusting?” ”

I’m just assuming, I’m not saying for sure.” He curled his lips.

“Forget it, I won’t wash it.” Anko stood up, pulled up the zipper of her tight windbreaker, and looked at Naruto with contempt in her eyes.

“Oh.”

Anko returned to the tent, waited for a while, and saw Naruto walking in, his hair slightly wet.

“Have you washed it?” She looked surprised.

“Ah, washed.” Naruto spread out his sleeping bag, and the lamp on the top of the tent emitted dim light.

“How can you wash it? After disgusting me, you jumped in to take a shower?” Anko crawled over, threw Naruto down, and sat on him.

She pinched his neck and said viciously.

“Naruto Uzumaki! You’re so mean!”

“Ahem!! It’s none of my business that you feel sick. I’m not forcing you not to wash.” Naruto’s eyes were bright and he had a mischievous smile on his face.

The ends of his hair were a little damp, and the windbreaker was pulled up from his waist to his neck, and Anko could feel the water stains as she pinched his neck. I even felt that this person’s eyes were wet.

It’s bright and a little hot, which can arouse people’s desire.