During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, at Jixia Academy, all the students were confused by Xiahou Dun’s trick of pulling out an arrow and eating his eye!
“No, this is too fierce!”
“Those were his own eyeballs, how could he just pull them out and eat them?”
Everyone was stunned!
After a moment, a Confucian student stood up.
“The body and hair are inherited from parents! This is a famous quote from the”Book of Filial Piety” written by the ancient sage Confucius!”
“Xiahou Dun was a man of later generations, but he truly remembered the Confucian concept of filial piety. He was also a great sage!”
“Without saying anything else, I would like to ask everyone here, you talk about benevolence, righteousness, and morality every day, but is there anyone who dares to pull out an arrow and eat one’s own eyeballs?”As soon as these words came out, the whole room was silent.
Are you kidding? Eating your own eyeballs raw, how dare you do that!
But many people were also unhappy with the Confucian scholar, and they immediately retorted!
“Isn’t it just pulling out arrows and eating eyes? What does this mean?”
“At most, I just praised Xiahou Dun as a filial son. Do all of you Confucians dare to do this?”
Instantly, another dispute broke out in the Jixia Academy!
During the Han Dynasty, Emperor Wu.
Han minister Dong Zhongshu knelt directly on the ground!
“His Majesty!”
“This is a truly loyal and capable general of our Han Dynasty, and an even more rare Confucian general!”
“Pulling out the arrow and eating the eye is truly a great honor for the Han Dynasty and a testament to the true origin of Confucianism in the Han Dynasty!”
Dong Zhongshu was so moved that he cried, and then he kowtowed several times.
“I dare to ask for the title of General Xiahou hundreds of years later!”
Upon hearing this, Emperor Wu Liu Che also nodded slowly.
The shock brought by eating raw eyeballs can be seen, even Emperor Wu had a bit of awe!
“How great it is that our bodies and hair are given by our parents, and how great it is that we pull out arrows and eat their eyes!”
“This Xiahou Dun is worthy of being Cao Cao’s number one general! I will confer upon his ancestor General Xiahou Ying the title of General Zhong Han, and he will inherit the title from generation to generation!”
On the northern grasslands.
General Huo Qubing, the champion, instantly pulled the reins, his eyes filled with shock.
“What the hell?”
“Did Xiahou Dun pull out his own eyeballs and eat them?!”
Although he was called the Champion Marquis of the Han Dynasty, Huo Qubing was only a young man in his twenties at the moment.
He knew the cruelty of the war, but at the moment, he admired Xiahou Dun’s courage!
“He is worthy of being a brave general under the command of the powerful hero of later generations!”
“What courage!”
“No wonder he was able to suppress Lü Bu, he is not someone to be trifled with!”
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, at Hulao Pass, the other seventeen lords all looked at Xiahou Dun with changed expressions.
“Wow, I knew Cao Cao had some brave men under him. I didn’t expect them to be so brave!”
“Eating your own eyeballs raw, is this something a normal person could think of?”
“What do you mean by”I received my body and hair from my parents, I dare not abandon them”? This is just an excuse! Who would be a filial son?”
The leader of the coalition, Yuan Shao, looked at Cao Cao with a strange expression on his face.
“”I didn’t see it!”
To be honest, he looked down on Cao Cao at first. He was just a descendant of a eunuch who became the commander of Xiyuan by relying on the power of the eunuchs.
But who could have thought that the people under this guy were more powerful than each other?
“”Meng De!”
Yuan Shao seemed a little embarrassed to speak, and his face was a little hesitant!
At this moment, Cao Cao was still immersed in the story of Xiahou Ba pulling out the arrow and eating his eyes, and he was completely confused.
After hearing Yuan Shao’s voice, he responded belatedly!
“What’s the matter, leader?”
Yuan Shao rubbed his hands in embarrassment.
“Meng De, I really admire the number of brave generals under your command. Would you mind giving me General Xiahou?”
Yuan Shao smiled, but Cao Cao could sense the danger!
Yes, his power has not yet grown to the point where he can divide the world into three parts.
If he is besieged by the princes, he will never be able to turn things around!
……
While Cao Cao was still thinking, the picture on the sky screen suddenly changed 180 degrees.
Lu Bu jumped out of his ultimate move, dodging the damage of Xiahou Dun’s ultimate move and knocking Xiahou Dun away.
The Fang Tian Hua Ji drew a perfect arc, and Lu Bu also entered the enchanted state. As soon as the first skill was activated, Xiahou Dun, who had only a quarter of his health, was chopped to the ground.
“hiss!”
“You are really worthy of being called Xiahou Dun!”
“Damn, I never won a fight! I just lost 0/7!”
As soon as Gu Sheng finished speaking, the live broadcast room was already noisy!
【Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che: This script is not right! How come he was suddenly killed by Lu Bu?】
【Lu Bu of the Three Kingdoms: That’s it? Weren’t you, Xiahou Dun, quite arrogant just now? Look at me taking it down easily!】
【Zhang Fei of Shu Han: I am dying of laughter! You are still a god of war?】
【Yuan Shao of the Three Kingdoms: Meng De, I am joking. Don’t get me wrong. How could I take away your general?】
【Xiahou Chun of Wei: This Lu Bu must be cheating, how can he do that? 】
Han Dynasty, Emperor Gaozu period.
Liu Bang couldn’t help but put his hand on his forehead.
This Xiahou Dun sounds quite courageous, but why is he so useless?
From Liu Bang’s perspective, the anchor, who was killing all around, has only taken four heads now.
But Xiahou Dun was killed seven times by Lu Bu?
“General Xiahou!”
“You, the descendants of later generations, seem……”
Liu Bang did not finish his words, as if he wanted to save some face for Xiahou Ying.
But Xiahou Ying was petrified at this moment, mumbling to himself:
“No way!”
“This Xiahou Dun who was known for pulling out arrows and eating out his eyes, is actually so bad at fighting?”
……
“never mind!”
“This is not his fault, this is Xiahou Dun’s fault!”
“In history, Xiahou Dun never won a battle, but he was promoted all the time! There is a saying that goes,”Xiahou Dun is loyal in everything he does!””
“Everyone knows that Xiahou Dun is a veteran of the Cao Wei Group!”
“If Cao Cao is the chairman of Cao Wei, then Xiahou Dun is the executive general manager, who is loyal to Cao Wei!”
“Under the cover of this relationship, Xiahou Dun fought again and again despite repeated defeats!”
【Qin Shi Huang: To put it bluntly, isn’t he just a relative? My Great Qin values military achievements above all else, so this kind of situation would never happen!】
【Xiang Yu, the King of Western Chu: So this is you, Xiahou Dun!】
【Lu Bu of the Three Kingdoms: How dare a defeated general call himself a god of war?】
【Xiahou Dun of Wei: No, how did I become a relative? Although I am not good at fighting, I am good at logistics!】
【……】
Xiahou Dun’s cry of injustice was drowned out by the countless comments of contempt.
Han Dynasty, Emperor Wu period.
In the court, countless people despised what Xiahou Dun did.
Dong Zhongshu, who had previously spoken for Xiahou Dun, simply fainted and pretended to be dead.
Liu Che’s face was very ugly.
He had just said that he was going to go crazy for the Xiahou family’s hereditary title of Loyal Han Hou, but he didn’t expect that Xiahou Dun was just a idiot who relied on connections to get to the top!
General Li Guang in the court was even more upset!
What the hell?
Such a waste can also be promoted all the way, and he has been fighting on the border for so many years but is still just a general!
“Why!”
“They are both military commanders, but how can there be such a big difference in their conduct?”
Damian, Jianwen period.
During the Jingnan Campaign, at this moment, Li Jinglong, the son of Li Wenzhong, Duke of Cao, led the imperial army to attack Zhu Di, the Prince of Yan!
The war was about to begin.
At this moment, Li Jinglong’s heart was filled with all his heroic feelings.
“Hahaha, what Xiahou Dun?”
“Can this kind of loser who relies on relationships be called a god of war? Look at me leading the army to suppress Zhu Di’s treason!” As soon as these words came out, the morale of the army instantly rose infinitely!
Bad news came one after another, and the opponent’s jungler seemed to have finally found a breakthrough.
At the node when the Overlord and the Dark Tyrant refreshed in ten minutes, Xiahou Dun already had a gorgeous record of 0 kills and ten deaths!
What’s even more speechless is that losing points at this critical moment will cause big problems.
After watching the opponents all gather and march towards the Overlord, Gu Sheng also directly marked the Dark Tyrant.
At this time, Cao Cao, who was controlled by Gu Sheng, had fully developed!
The two dragons were taken down almost at the same time, and Gu Sheng sent out a signal to attack.
Although it was four against five, Gu Sheng was confident that he could win.
At this moment.
The opponent ‘s mid lane missed the vision.
That was Zhen Ji who had been developing in the development road!
Gu Sheng naturally turned his vision Ye dragged her over.
She was a stunning female hero.
She had delicate and nearly perfect facial features, and she exuded a sense of coldness and sadness that made people sad.
She held a small silk fan with a plum blossom pattern on it.
She took small steps every time she moved.
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) Her black hair completely brought out her elegant and quiet temperament, and the plum blossoms used as decorations on her hair further highlighted her nobility!
Her white jade shoulders were exposed, and her skin as white as jade as if it were as soft as a baby’s was intoxicating.
The pink long skirt completely highlighted her curvy figure, and her graceful figure was displayed to the fullest!
Along with her unique female opera voice, countless LSPs became active at once.
“The gentleness of the words is in the heart; the spring dream beside the Peony Pavilion is broken”
【Emperor Xin: I am really moved by this. Could this be the fourth of the four beauties?】
【Emperor Cheng of Han, Liu Ao: She is even more intoxicating than my Feiyan!】
【Cao Cao of the Great Wei: Is there such a beauty in the world? Her pitiful temperament is really heart-warming!】
【Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: No one can compete with me for this, I like it this way!】
【Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, Li Longji: Hiss! This is the real beauty in my heart!】
【……】
In the Three Kingdoms plane, in Luoyang City!
Cao Cao was obviously attracted to the woman on the screen.
He couldn’t help but shook his head and spoke softly.
“I wonder if such a beautiful person can sit on the same bed with me in this life?”[]
Hmm?
Hearing this, Xu Chu felt a slight chill on his back.
Did the Prime Minister also say the same thing during the battle of Wancheng many years ago?
Among the people present at this moment, Cao Cao’s second son, Cao Pi, was also looking at the beauty on the sky curtain with excitement.
I don’t know why, but Cao Pi always felt that this person was familiar.
【Cao Pi of the Great Wei: Why do I feel like this is my wife Zhen?】
【Cao Zhi of Wei: Why do I feel that this is my sister-in-law Zhen? 】
Tang Dynasty, Xuanzong period.
Li Longji and Yang Yuhuan are admiring the wonders of the sky curtain on the Chang’an city wall.
But Li Longji was obviously a little absent-minded at this moment. It was because the beauty in theatrical costume on the sky curtain really made his heart beat.
Yang Yuhuan’s face was also a little ugly at this moment.
Li Longji almost stared at the sky. For Yang Yuhuan, this was a naked humiliation.
As the most beloved concubine, when had she ever suffered such humiliation?
But the person in front of her was the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, the Son of Heaven, and Li Longji who dominated her life and death.
There was an inexplicable sadness in Yang Yuhuan’s expression.
Alas!
After a sigh, Xuanzong woke up as if from a dream.
“What a beauty!”
“It seems that this person should be the last of the four beauties. I wonder who this person is!” Upon hearing this, Yang Yuhuan’s mouth twitched and she couldn’t help but hit Li Longji lightly.
“His Majesty!”
“Isn’t it enough for Your Majesty to have a concubine?”
In the Five Dynasties and the Later Tang Dynasty, Li Cunxu looked at the pitiful person on the sky curtain.
Instantly, he felt pity for her.
“How could such a beauty go to the battlefield?”
“It’s such a waste of nature’s gift!”
Li Cunxu couldn’t help but turn his head away, as if he didn’t dare to see the scene of the beauty being ravaged next.
……
But at this moment, the other five players have already assembled!
On Gu Sheng’s side, the mid laner and the support had already retreated, and it seemed unrealistic to fight two against five.
Gu Sheng could only give up and glanced at the live broadcast room.
After seeing Boss Cao’s amazing comments in the live broadcast room, Gu Sheng was also somewhat convinced!
“Boss Cao is right!”
“Wow, what a Jian’an style, the legacy of Wei Wu! You are really worthy of it!”
【Cao Cao of the Great Wei: Huh? What does this have to do with the Jian’an style?】
【Cao Zhi of the Great Wei Dynasty: The style of Jian’an is reflected in the poetry and writing of us literati. It seems that the host is praising my father!】
【Cao Pi of the Great Wei: What about the legacy of Wei Wu?】
【Li Bai, the great poet of the Tang Dynasty: Penglai’s articles have the spirit of Jian’an! The spirit of Jian’an is what writers like me pursue!】
……
After seeing the responses from those comments,
Gu Sheng smiled from the bottom of his heart.
These people are really fucking serious. They can still continue to pretend?
“You don’t really think that the Jian’an style refers to the style of scholars! Think about how Cao Cao killed three sages with one shot!”
“The so-called Jian’an style and Wei Wu style. It refers to the fact that Boss Cao likes other people’s wives.”
“Of course, this is understandable. After all, he is a local tyrant. What’s wrong with being a bit lecherous?”
Gu Sheng’s joking tone silenced everyone in the live broadcast room for a long time.
【Human Emperor Xin: Yes, what’s wrong with being lustful?】
【Xiang Yu, the Overlord of Western Chu: There is a saying that goes, food and sex are the nature of a gentleman! But this habit of liking married women…to be honest, it is hard to comment!】
【Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang: Host, this so-called love for other people’s wives by Cao Cao couldn’t be an attempt to steal their girls!】
【Cao Cao of Wei: I have a sentence MMP, but I don’t know whether I should say it or not! Why did the host mention the matter of Wancheng again?】
【……】
There were countless comments in the live broadcast room.
Gu Sheng also continued to speak
“But I only know that you like married women!”
“I really didn’t expect that you wouldn’t even let your son’s wife Zhen Ji go!”
【Xiang Yu, the Overlord of Western Chu: ??? Host, please elaborate!】
【Han minister Cao Shen: What is going on?】
【Yuan Shao of the Three Kingdoms: I seem to have heard something incredible! Wait, Zhen Ji……】
【Liu Bei of Shu Han: I didn’t realize that Meng De is such a person?】
【Sun Quan of Jiangdong: Cao Mengde is lustful by nature. I didn’t expect that he would not even let his own daughter-in-law go. It’s really ridiculous!】
【Xiliang Jin Ma Chao: You bastard, you don’t even care about your face!】
【Three Kingdoms Yuan Xi: No! This Zhen Ji is obviously my wife, what nonsense are you talking about? I didn’t worship Cao Cao as my godfather! 】
Three Kingdoms plane, Luoyang City.
The expressions on the faces of all the civil and military officials are extremely wonderful at this moment.
Xu Chu stood behind Cao Cao, his eyes constantly moving between Cao Cao and Cao Pi.
Zhen Ji, isn’t this the wife of the second son?
Xu Chu couldn’t help but lean back slightly, and his mind recalled what Cao Cao had just said.
Sitting on the same bed?
The prime minister can’t…
And at this moment, Cao Cao is really dying in public, the helplessness and confusion in his pupils are about to overflow.
“no!”
“I do not have it!”
“Although Zhen Ji is beautiful, she is already my daughter-in-law. How can I……”
Cao Cao tried to explain something, but the faces of the civil officials and generals around him were full of strange expressions.
At this time, a hurried call disturbed the peace here.
“Master Cao Pi fainted!”
I don’t know who spoke up, but it finally resolved the awkward situation.
: ❂ᴳᵒᵈTSAསℭᴳᵒᵈ☪
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