In The Seven Deadly Sins With A System

(A/N Sorry for the wait. WiFi was down. I'll make this one a bit longer.)

"Hey Sebas, is that a pig... stuck to the roof???"

I say looking at the horse sized pig that is stuck to the roof.

«Sire... I believe so?»

How strange.

"Hey Miss Piggy, do you need a hand???"

I say rhetorically knowing pigs can't speak.

But...

"Yes, please get me down~"

Comes a voice more expected from an idol than a horse sized pig.

"Erm... okay I'll get you."

I say while formulating a plan to get the pig down. I was lost in my mind thinking of all the possible ways to get it down(Speed force enhances brain power) when...

"OW F.U.C.K! What was that?!"

I turn around slowly and see a humongous spider.

"I'll call you a Titan Spid..."

I slowly lose my consciousness.

«-ire»

«-re»

...

«Oh God Sire's going to die. What shall I do?! How do I get there without my host?!?»

Sebas says in a worried voice.

"Sebas Shut the f.u.c.k up..."

I try to m.o.a.n out but it isn't understandable.

«Oh no she's going to kill me!»

"Sebas! Stop Speaking. God why do I have a hangover?!?"

"Yes?"

«...You're fine?»

"Sebas you can check my status can't you. You f.u.c.k.i.n.g oaf."

I say smiling to myself as I remember the 'You're a wizard Harry' source video on youtube.

"You're a wizard Harry!"

I say in a drunken Scottish voice.

«Sire?»

"No! I'm just Harry!"

«Sire...»

...

...

...

"No Hagrid you fat oaf. I'm not a f.u.c.k.i.n.g wizard."

«Sire, are you feeling better now?»

Sebas says in a voice that has given up.

"Yes... Sorry Sebas."

«It's okay Sire. Do you want to check your STATS?»

Sebas screams the capital letters as usual.

«...»

"Okay I'll check my STTTTAAAAAAATTTTTSSSSS"

«Okay Sire!»

"..."

He doesn't seem annoyed at all.

«OPENING STTTTAAAAAAATTTTTSSSSS

NAME: Exon

RACE: Angelic Vampire

TITLES:Immortal one, Enemy of helicopters, Gas station, Oxymoron( Angelic Vampire)

LEVEL: 12

(A/N Things in brackets added from

STR: 120(17500)

DEX: 120(2000)

HP: 120(∞)

MP: 120(500)

END: 120(1750)

CHR: ∞(1500)

BODY TYPE: Unable to die, or age. Spider-Human Fusion.

"Wait... Spider-Human Fusion?!"

«Yes Sire, it's seems when the spider bit you, instead of dying-like you were supposed to- You gained it's powers.»

"Wait so... IM IMMORTAL SPIDER MAN?!?"

«You could say so. But Sire I recommend checking out your situation. That pig is about to be devoured.»

"Noooo! Not the pig...!!!"

I shout sarcastically.

"Hey! I can hear you!"

The pig says back in its angelic voice.

'F.u.c.k that's so weird.'

I think while feeling good from hearing the voice.

"Time to help out I guess."

I rip the webbing surrounding me with my op strength. It felt like I was ripping through air. I look to the spider on the ground and say.

"God alchemy.... erm turn the rock into a spike and stab that spider!"

As soon as my commands were issued the rock acted exactly as I said. The Titan Spider was impaled through the... Stomach? I think... or maybe is ass? It pierced through the really big lump bit. There. It's eight legs started attacking the innocent air around it.

"Hey! What'd the air do to you?"

I say, spiderman like.

Oh god is the new body type affecting my mind. That's awesome! Shut up Spider thoughts. That isn't good because... Why would it be?!?

At this point the spider is already dead.

"Undo God Alchemy."

The stone spear retracts, leaving the corpse of the spider body floating in the air for a millisecond before it begins to plummet. It lands on the horse sized pig and covers its entire body... and then some. Yeah this spider was big.

I move over to the pig and push away the spider corpse with one hand. It goes flying into the wall and splats like a bug on a windscreen. I look back to the pig.

"Hey s.e.xy voice, what are you doing here."

"I'm here for you"

The pig replies while standing up.

It jumps and tries to charge at me but I easily dodge it.

The pig crashes into a wall and bangs it's snout.

"Hey why'd you dodge?!?"

"So I didn't get hit...?"

I say.

The pig looks at me cutely.

'Oh god it's so cute.'

"So Miss Piggy, what's your name?"

"You can call me Ari~"

"Okay, Ari what can you do?"

I say sceptically.

"Ooh ooh, I know! I can change into human form!!!"

My eyes widen. A human with her voice would be near irresistible. Well not to me. I'm hot as hell.

Ari's body starts to glow and is covered in white light. It's starts to change shape behind the cover of the light.

Her overall stature changes to a short girl, maybe 5ft. But that doesn't stop the light from being curvy as all hell. Compared to her body size her legs are long and slender, until they meet her a.s.s. Oh god her a.s.s... It's perky, round as a ball and wiggling with every breath. After that moving up the light I see her stomach that is the perfect size. Not to skinny but no fat. It's toned.

That gives way to her small but amazing b.r.e.a.s.ts. This gives her an exceptional charm.

By the time I'm done hawking at her perfect light silhouette, she seems done. The light dissipates, leaving a fully nude Ari~ on the ground covering her private's as best she can, blushing while looking at me.

God that's hot as hell.

"Huh?!?... From the plane. And the building?! How are you here?!?"

I say looking at a familiar, s.e.xy as hell, face.