In The Seven Deadly Sins With A System

Well, thanks to the help of: @Hay, @Kagami95, @Immortal_Boomstick and their insightful comments, the story has been renewed in my pretty little head.

So let's just jump right into it.

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Good day, my name is... my name is... erm. Ahem.

*take two*

Greetings fellow degenerates, welcome to my humble abode.

On the left over here we have my body pillow fort (For when you just really need a fort made of cute anime girls. And of course Dio. Never forget Dio).

Anyways, continuing my MTV crib tour. On the right we have my s.e.m.e.n-stained bed. (Where I dream about how life could be, had I not slipped down the slippery slope of degeneracy.)

And right in the middle of this beautiful cesspit of a room is a chair.

Not just any chair. The chair of doom. The bringer of the end. Launchpad to heaven. It's a chair I stole during primary school. Gahh that was a crazy day, the postman never saw it coming.

Where were we? Fort, s.e.m.e.n-stained bed then... Ah ooo yeah. The chair...

My life sized Keanu Reees mannequin. Me and this thing have had some crazy times. Ahh the postman was so scared.

Currently, we are doing a test drive number 5 for operation 'Isekai-ing myself'.

I would say it's going well, judging by the 5 five lifeless forms of Keanu Reeves that are laid on the ground with crooked necks.

"Umu umu, looking good Reeves."

I say, nodding with my hand on my chin.

After ensuring everything is set, I kick the chair from under Keanu's legs and watch him dangle like a hillbilly doing e.r.o.t.i.c asphyxiation. Quite the sight.

I pull out my Lightning McQueen timer and watch as numbers tick by slowly.

"Wow, numbers are just... Sooo cool..."

I say bored, watching 29 flick to 30.

"Okay! Ding Dong the Wick is Dead."

I chant as I do a cute dance.

I loosen the nooses grip around Reeves neck and watch him slump down into the pile of dead Keanus.

"Well, I guess it's my turn now."

I say, putting the noose around my neck and tightening it.

"My favourite kind of necklace. My god that was so emo 2010."

I say as I step to the edge of the chair.

"See you in about... 24 hours guys. The author is ending the chapter here."

I say in a whisper.