«NAME: Exon

TITLES: Goddesses boyfriend, Immortal one, Enemy of helicopters, Gas station

AGE: 18

LEVEL: 12

STR: 120

DEX: 120

HP: 120

MP: 120

END: 120

CHR: ∞

ABILITIES: Transport to Goddess, Sword Art Online: Aincrad Style ,Dragon Slayer Magic.»

"Sebas, before we continue can you clarify my infinite charisma please."

«Of course Sire, when you made your wish to the Goddess you asked to be the most attractive man in existence. So in a further explanation all those who are attracted to men will be attracted to you. Of course this is a double edged sword as you might awaken the inner gay of some thugs in an alley. This could result in a gang bang, which I do not recommend Sire.»

"Why does that sound like you are speaking from experience Sebas...?!"

«...»

'The f.u.c.k...'

«Moving on Sire, there are still two Demons remaining. Would you like me to initiate SATNAV?»

"...yes"

I hesitate, worried and slightly disgusted by Sebas.

STRAIGHT AHEAD 100 METERS...

...

YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DESTINATION»

In front of me there is another fat bastard... I mean American. Ah shit, Red Demon... sorry they just all look so similar.

While still mentally recovering from trying not to picture Sebas getting gang banged in an alley, I use Dragon slayer magic. This time wind. The mana condensed and a small gale of wind is formed in front of me. I suck it in, move my hands to my mouth like I'm using a blow dart and scream

"ROAR OF THE WIND DRAGON"

*HAWSHOOO(again how tf you supposed to SFX this)

I let my frustrations out on the poor Demon.

It stands still for a while but suddenly its body is split horizontally through its fat stomach. It slops on the floor spewing out its inner juices.

"FOR F.U.C.K SAKE SEBAS CAN YOU NOT PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND. I DONT WANT TO IMAGINE A BRITISH BUTLER GETTING B.U.T.T R.A.P.ED BY THUGS...BESIDES HOW THE F.U.C.K DID YOU GET GANG BANGED YOU AREN'T EVEN A PHYSICAL BEING!"

I ranted screaming at Sebas for being utterly disgusting.

«Sire I thought telling you of my previous adventures would lighten the mood.»

"You're joking right, how the f.u.c.k would being told my butler got gang banged make me happy in the slightest!"

«Sorry Sire, it's just so easy to open up to you. I just thought you would understand...»

"Nonono, don't you dare play the guilt card."

«Sire...»

"You f.u.c.k..."

«Sire, I love you»

«I wouldn't even cry if 100 of you gang banged me!»

Oh shit. Is my butler gay?

"Sebas... are you gay?"

«No Sire, I just feel strangely attracted to you.»

Oh god is this the consequences of being vague with the wishes? Shit I need to speak to the Goddess right now!

"Transport to goddess!"

A blinding light envelops me, forcing me to close my eyes. Once I open them I am in front of the beautiful goddess once more.

"Hey... Exon... phahahaha"

Did this bitch just laugh at my name. Oh she better not have. A vein bulges on my forehead.

"Nice to see you too... Exon... phahahaha"

She did! She actually f.u.c.k.i.n.g did.

"Oh by the way Exon...phah... ahem I spoke to the higher ups and they had some complaints about your wishes."

"What a coincidence so do I..."

"Yes, they decided that you can not have me love you as this would make me biased to you."

"So I have to make my wishes again?"

"Yes, I am afraid so."

I guess this is a good thing. I got some experience down there and now I know what I really need. Okay let's think.

"Do I still have the same number of wishes?"

"So I don't need to wish for that?!"

"No"

she smiles, knowing that I'll exploit this.

"Okay, Wish one. I want to keep Sebas... but can you make him less gay. And also not EVER talk about being gang banged please..."

«Sire...»

"Sebastian do not open your mouth"

I say angrily