In The Seven Deadly Sins With A System

(A/N okay so the girls are down to Merlin , Derieri and gowther. People say no to Merlin as no one wants to NTR Escanor. Neither do I thinking about it. Their all pretty cute. So I'll develop a love interest between the other two and decide at a later date.

There was also some idiot who actually voted for Hawk's Mama (kingking01 I'm looking at you...) so you know what... challenge accepted. I'll show you who's king.

On another note, my hands are really cold as I write this. It's hard to move them properly. Might be a few spelling mistakes... I'm sorry :P.)

WAIT 518 YEARS OLD...?!?!

"Sebas, what is going on?!?"

«Just let me check Sire.»

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A few minutes passed.

«Sire, it seems your perception of time changed when you were in the goddesses realm. Even now, you thought only minutes had passed, but it has been half a day.»

I looked up and noticed the moon high in the sky. It seems my eyes automatically adjusted to the darkness, courtesy of Alucard.

«Sire, you've been standing still for 2 hours!»

"What?!?"

"Sebas locate the nearest Red Demon."

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«Sire, it seems that during our time away Red Demons are few and far between. There are only 1000 left on this world."

Damn, guess I'll have to change my hunting tactic.

"Sebas, scan for the nearest monster."

«Yes Sire.

SEARCHING...

FOUND

3X WOLF BEASTS

10X MUTATED RATS

1X ???

NO MORE MONSTERS IN A 10 MILE RADIUS.»

Rats mutated?? I wonder what caused that...

"Sebas, what is the 1X ???"

«Sire, the whole reason it is in question marks is because we don't know what it is.»

This c.o.c.ky c.u.n.t. Aish, I'll deal with it later.

«Ooh Sire, a quest has been given.

REWARD: SPEED FORCE REACHES PEAK LEVEL (there you go you m.o.a.ny shits), 1000000 SHOP CREDITS.

FAILURE: ...YOU DON'T GET THE REWARDS...!»

Wow... that failure penalty is... harsh...

"Accept the quest Sebas."

«Done Sire. Would you like to activate SATNAV?»

"Yes!"

As usual the SATNAV gives out its bland instructions which lead me to a cave.

*Squeeeeeeel

"What was that?!"

"..."

Ignoring that, I hear toward the 'dark' cave, which wasn't dark anymore, courtesy of Alucard, again.

The cave is strange, it seems to be glowing.

'Hmmm... Something seems wrong...'

I think to myself, while knowing something was obviously wrong. I mean walls don't usually glow. Do they?

Walking forward, my body suddenly gets stroked by little webs.

'Ah shit, it's a spider, isn't it...'

I walk forwards and see a mass of web sacks ( Sk*rim style) hanging from the roof. And on the roof is of course...

A giant green pig!

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