In this weird world, I can consecrate the gods

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Seeing that Yang Erlang's whole body had turned into a red-hot iron, Master Nanhua thought that he needed his help, but who knew that the other party's transformation was on the right track and he didn't need his help at all.

Perfect evolution!

The most flawless evolution.

"It's unimaginable, it's unimaginable." Master Nanhua touched his chin: "Should I think about it now, how is Zhu Wuneng doing now? How did the blood in Zhu Wuneng's embryo get into Yang Erlang's body?"

Thinking of this incident, Master Nan Hua couldn't help but feel a burst of fear and uneasiness in his heart.

"Master, how is this little brother doing now?" Shoucheng asked when Master Nanhua looked back.

"You can keep an eye on him in Lu Peng. Don't leave even half a step before he wakes up. I have something to do as a teacher, so I have to go down the mountain." Master Nan Hua ordered, and then walked quickly down the mountain. .

Shoucheng looked at the old Taoist priest leaving with a hint of surprise. Ever since his master became a Taoist, he had always been calm. When did he end up in such an embarrassing situation?

"Senior brother, is it difficult to change the bloodline?" Zhang Jiao asked cautiously from the side.

"It's not much different from the difficulty of becoming an immortal and becoming an ancestor directly." Shoucheng looked at Zhang Jiao: "This is a rare thing. But whether the mutation is good or bad depends entirely on God's will."

Let's say that Cui Yu returned to the yard, looked at the piglets in the house that had not yet woken up, and then looked at the piglets in the pigpen. He simply stopped working and started sharpening his knife again.

Just cut them all off

As Master Nan Hua walked into the village, he heard the heart-rending howls of piglets in the distance.

Then Master Nan Hua was stunned and stared blankly into the distance: "Why is the little pig howling? What is that kid doing?"

Master Nan Hua suddenly felt excited in his heart, and then quickly quickened his pace, and soon he arrived at the door of Cui Yu's house.

"What's wrong with your pig? Why can you hear a wolf crying and a ghost howling from so far away?"

Cui Yu was cutting the pig, and after he sprinkled a handful of penicillin on the piglet's butt in a cool manner, Cui Yu held the piglet's balls in his hand when he heard the voice of Master Nanhua coming from behind him.

At this time, Master Nan Hua looked at the little pig trampled by Cui Yu, which was still dripping with blood, with a hint of nervousness in his eyes. Moreover, he did not see Zhu Wuneng's reincarnation in the pig pen, and a bad premonition suddenly came to his heart.

"It's okay, it's just a pig." Cui Yu said without raising his head.

Pig?

Master Nan Hua was stunned when he heard this. After all, there is no such thing as a pig in this world.

Seeing that the other party didn't understand, Cui Yu explained: "It means to castrate the boar."

"Castrate a boar? Why castrate a boar?" Master Nan Hua's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, and he suddenly became anxious: "Castrate a pig? How can you castrate a pig?".

"The reason why pork has a fishy smell is because its yang energy is too strong. Only by castrating it can the fishy smell be removed." Cui Yu explained with a surprised look on his face:

"Isn't the Taoist Master helping my elder brother's bloodline transformation? Why do you have time to come to my place?"

Zhu Wuneng has been castrated. How can Master Nanhua have time to take care of Master Nanhua? At this time, he stretched his neck and looked into the pig pen: "One is missing! One is missing! Where is the missing one?"

Master Nan Hua was lucky. If Zhu Wuneng's back was not seen, did it mean that Zhu Wuneng had not suffered a disaster yet?

"You old Taoist priest, if you don't take good care of my elder brother, why would you come to my house to look for pigs?" Cui Yu scolded him angrily.

last night

Just when Cui Yu killed Zhu Wuneng and Zhu Wuneng wanted to give up his body and seize the body, the Buddha of the Great Leiyin Temple in the West had already had a premonition.

The west

In front of thatched cottage

An old monk and a female nun in white were sitting upright, their bodies filled with energy, entering an unpredictable place.

That unpredictable place is the Buddhist Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, where the Great Thunder Sound Temple is located.

Elysium

Daleiyin Temple

The Buddha is sitting on the throne, emitting immeasurable divine light to cover the three thousand worlds, but seeing those three thousand Buddhas,

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The Five Hundred Arrows, the Eight Great Vajras, and the Infinite Bodhisattva took various forms and fell into listening to the lecture.

The Tathagata opened his kind words slightly, talked perfunctorily about the Dharma, and preached the true result. What he talked about was the wonderful scriptures of the Three Vehicles and the five aggregates. But I saw dragons surrounding me and flowers raining in profusion. It's exactly this: Zen heart shines brightly on thousands of rivers and moons, and true nature reaches thousands of miles into the sky.

In the center of the hall

There is a pool with ripples and colorful lights.

Although it is only a few feet away, there are thousands of miles of waves. There are countless large and small lotus flowers in the center of the pool. Only four of them are the most outstanding. They stick out from the countless lotus flowers and are taller than other lotus flowers.

Just when Zhu Wu was able to give up his body and wanted to seize Cui Yu's body, suddenly the water in the pond rose into huge waves. One of the four lotus flowers that stood out suddenly withered and fell into the blue waves.

The branches and leaves seemed to be of immeasurable weight, and the smashing sea rolled up boundless blue waves. The Tathagata Buddha was among them and was showered on the head. The three thousand Buddhas beside him were also caught off guard and turned into drowned rats.

Among the four great Bodhisattvas over there, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva got his skirt wet, Manjushri Bodhisattva got his head wet, Guanyin Bodhisattva got his gauze wet, the last eighteen Arhats were knocked down by the waves, and three thousand Buddhas were covered with raindrops.

In an instant, all the Buddhas in Lingshan panicked, and all the Bodhisattvas and Arhats looked into the Eight Treasures Lotus Pond, their eyes full of horror.

The Buddha stopped teaching, frowned and stretched out his palms to do calculations quickly.

"Buddha, the eight-jeweled lotus pond contains divine water, which has infinite miraculous effects. It can make flowers and plants evergreen forever. Why did a lotus flower suddenly wither?" Samantabhadra Bodhisattva asked.

After a long time, the Buddha opened his eyes and looked at the Buddhas: "But something happened to my Buddhist aura."

At this time, the Buddha's face twitched, and he felt the lotus seat under his body was getting hot, and his whole face was full of confusion.

Before anyone could ask questions, the Buddha looked at Master Guanyin and said, "This matter requires a Bodhisattva to go to the Two Realms Mountains to personally experience it. Only the nectar in the mutton-fat jade bottle can resolve the disaster."

Master Guanyin clasped his hands together and said, "Disciple, accept the order."

outside world

The old monk and the nun opened their eyes at the same time

"Ancestor." The nun in white looked at the old monk with horror in her eyes: "What happened to cause such a turmoil in the Dharma Realm?"

"There is a problem with Zhu Wu Neng's human calamity. You still need to go there in person. Only your Yangzhi nectar can help him." The old monk said with a sad face.

The nun didn't say much, she just turned into a white smoke and dissipated in place.

Master Nan Hua was feeling lucky at this time. Seeing that he was busy, he grabbed another piglet and cut out the balls with a knife. Master Nan Hua couldn't help but clamp his legs and said to himself in his heart:

"Damn it, this kid has a twisted temperament, he's probably going to become a demon. Is Zhu Wuneng going to be raped by him too?"

The old Taoist priest felt a little sore and was really anxious at this moment:

"Where's Zhu Wuneng?"

"What shed?" Cui Yu asked after hearing this.

Master Nan Hua paused and looked up at the back of Cui Yu, who was busy cutting pigs. Seeing that the other party didn't hear clearly, he quickly changed the subject: "Where was the ferocious pig last night? What are you going to do with it? That pig's temperament It’s cruel, but you must not be careless, and you need to find a proper solution.”

"It's done." Cui Yu said without raising his head: "No matter how cruel the pig is, it will be as gentle as a sheep after being cut off."

"Did you buy it?" Master Nan Hua's heart thumped, and Tong Kong couldn't help shrinking. He suddenly raised his head and looked at Cui Yu's back, his voice was slightly distorted:

"It's broken??? It's not allowed!

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The worst has happened!

"Don't joke with the old man, that pig can't do it!"

"Why can't you buy it?" Cui Yu smiled disdainfully: "Isn't it just a pig? How dare you upset the uncle? If you don't buy it, will he still keep it and continue to cause trouble in the pig pen?"

While talking, a handful of penicillin was sprinkled, and two balls fell at the feet of Master Nanhua, which made Master Nanhua tremble with fear.

Master Nanhua was a little panicked. That was the dignified ancestor Zhu Wuneng, one of the Seven Sons of Laoshan, and he was actually killed by a common man.

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If the child is beheaded, it will definitely become a laughing stock in the world. Zhu Wuneng's life will be stained, and there will be no end to the fight between the two.

And if he refuses to save himself, Zhu Wuneng will definitely hate him too.

Zhu Wuneng did not have the ability to regenerate flesh and blood, nor did he have the means to reattach limbs after being severed. Things that had been lost could never be reattached.

Master Nan Hua is panicking! He couldn't believe his ears and forced a smile: "Don't be ridiculous! I really like that pig. Should I buy it back at the market price? It just so happens that I also want to raise a pig at home."

He regretted a little. If he had known Cui Yu was so dangerous, he should have bought the pig back earlier.

"Are you kidding me?" Cui Yu pointed at the eggs on the tree angrily: "Did you see it? They were just chopped last night. The pig is in the house. If you want to buy it, just buy it back."

Looking at the two oval-shaped balls, Master Nan Hua felt his breathing was stagnant. He suddenly stood up and rushed into the room. He saw the old ancestor Zhu Wuneng lying on the ground and tied up, and the blood flowing out from behind his buttocks. Then he couldn't help but wonder. The hole shrank.

"Bang~"

The door of the room was closed, and Nanhua Master quickly exited. He stood in front of the door with a pale face and said nothing, not even daring to look inside the room a second time.

Ancestor Zhu Wuneng!

That was the majestic ancestor Zhu Wuneng, a key link in the Western plan!

Something big happened!

Something big happened!

I just wanted to wait for the other party to survive the disaster, why did things become like this?

"I say Master Nanhua is an old man, why are you so arrogant?" Just as Master Nanhua was standing outside the door with a troubled face, he suddenly heard the sound of wind in his ears, and then saw Cui Yu's slap falling on the back of Master Nanhua's head. Master Nan Hua was so excited.

"Why did you chop him into pieces?" Master Nanhua became anxious at this time: "How did you chop him up!"

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"What's wrong with the swine? Isn't it normal to sew a pig? Why are you making such a fuss now? If it's a boar, it must be sewed. Otherwise, it will smell fishy. What's wrong with my swine? Isn't it natural?" Cui Yu didn't take it seriously and turned around. Turn over and continue flipping the roast.

"But... but..." Master Nan Hua pointed at Ancestor Zhu Wuneng in the room, and for a moment he didn't know how to speak.

"Are you still buying it?" Cui Yu looked at Master Nanhua and asked with a smile.

Master Nan Hua finally stamped his foot and walked away with a bitter look on his face.

He was too embarrassed to meet Ancestor Zhu Wuneng. If he met Ancestor Zhu Wuneng in the future, he would take a detour.

How can we get along with each other if we don’t see each other when we look up?

Mr. Nan Hua can imagine that this gap has been forged. With the stingy and vindictive temper of ancestor Zhu Wuneng, not only did he hate himself, Cui Yu would also be hated to the bone by him, and he would have to kill Cui Yu for revenge.

Moreover, if Cui Yu ruined the plan of Daleiyin Temple, Daleiyin Temple would not let it go!

Looking at the retreating figure of Master Nan Hua, Cui Yu shook his head: "Why are you so weird? Everything these days has been weird."

Ignoring Master Nanhua who was walking away, Cui Yu looked at the motionless little piglet on the ground and stepped forward to give it a gentle kick.

It is rare for pigs to die. As long as they are not infected, they can survive easily and smoothly.

Especially the penicillin prepared by Cui Yu himself, coupled with the natural resistance of pigs, Cui Yu has been working as a pig in that world for six years, and he has never died of a piglet.

After kicking twice and getting no response, Cui Yubie said: "That shouldn't be the case! I just cut the little piggy into pieces last night. He shouldn't be sleeping like this."

He squatted down, pulled it twice with his hands, and then scratched his head: "Why are you sleeping so hard? Doesn't it hurt to be raped?"

I slapped the little pig hard on the head twice, but he still fell into a drowsy sleep.

Xiaozhu's soul is no longer in his body, how can he wake up? Not to mention Cui Yu's beating, even if Cui Yu chopped the piggy up with a knife, the piggy would never wake up.

After touching the little pig's body, it was still warm. After confirming that the little pig was not dead, Cui Yu gave it another

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I took some anti-inflammatory medicine and then walked out of the house.

Five piglets were bitten to death last night. Cui Yu was reluctant to throw them away and directly boiled water in a pot.

Cui Yu looked at the cold piglets, but he was not too sad. He gathered firewood and boiled water, stripped the four piglets, disembowelled them, seasoned them with medicinal herbs, and then started making roast suckling pigs.

Big payout! Four pigs were killed last night, leaving only five pigs in the litter. Fortunately, there are three old sows who are also pregnant with cubs. Cui Yu was mumbling as he roasted the pig. Within half an hour, the aroma of the roasted suckling pig floated in the wind and spread in all directions.

"I really miss it. How long has it been since I had roast suckling pig?" Cui Yuzha looked at the golden piglets and raised the corners of his mouth.

After thinking for a while, he got water and washed the little pig's balls: "This is a good thing. In the previous life, it was a great tonic."

Cui Yu's skill at grilling meat is not to be underestimated. After a while, the aroma was overflowing. He grabbed it and took a bite. Cui Yu's mouth was full of oil after eating: "When my big brother comes, I have to ask him to try my cooking."

"By the way, why is Master Nan Hua so weird today?" Cui Yu was halfway through eating and looked at the little pig in the room through the crack in the door: "Is there anything different about this pig?"

Cui Yu was alert in his heart: "So what if there is any origin? The coins are all broken, even if there is a great origin, it is too late! Besides, what origin can a pig have? Can he write? If there is an origin, how can he write? Don’t you know how to write for me?”

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