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“It’s complicated!” Li Xiaofeng’s father at first was also enthusiastic about studying computer learning machines with his son, and soon learned how to practice typing.

However, there are only two main input methods for the learning machine, one is the 2-stroke input method, and the other is the Pinyin input method. In fact, even after 5 years, there are only two main input methods for Chinese.

Although the 5-stroke input method is theoretically faster, the problem is that father has never learned 5-strokes, so two people can only use the Pinyin income method to contact typing.

But father had no culture, and he was not very good at Chinese Pinyin. The front nasal, back nasal, tongue curl, and tongue sound were stupidly unclear. In addition, the pinyin input method of this year has no association. Enter this advanced function, so father soon discovered that typing practice is a very boring and boring thing.

On the contrary, because Li Xiaofeng has already started to read the third grade at this time, he has learned pinyin for 3 years since he was a child. Pinyin is much better than his father, and later he can take the initiative to point out father’s mistakes.

This time the dignity of being a father is unbearable. In addition, he is already bored with the typing machine, so father stood up and said seriously, “Good son, you are studying here alone, and father is going to give You made money.”

Then the father turned around and went to the mahjong room and went to find someone to play mahjong.

This is the very realistic place for parents to teach their son not to be playful and to study hard at the same time. I hold my mobile phone or iPad every day, playing games and chasing dramas.

You ask them to coach the child’s study, but they appear to be less patient than a child, clamoring that the future mother-in-law should quickly take their daughter-in-law back for education. Does this mean that they are inferior to their child?

cough cough, get back to business.

Li Xiaofeng’s father left. Li Xiaofeng practiced for a while and felt very boring, but he couldn’t do it when he wanted to go out, because before father left, he completely locked the door of the room, even if he couldn’t fight from the inside. open.

In desperation, Li Xiaofeng could only continue to study the manual of this learning machine, and then found that, according to the statement on the manual, this Bookworm Jr. learning machine randomly presented a typing program called Police Catch Thief, which is a special practice. An entertaining and entertaining game for typing.

Well, the police caught the thief and so on, Li Xiaofeng didn’t care, but the two words of the game caught the child’s eyes.

He immediately found it out of the box. The learning cassette with the 5 words police arrested the thief was written on it. Then he inserted it into the Bookworm Jr. learning machine enthusiastically, and then started to try it out.

According to the instructions above, the rules of the game are very simple, that is, there will be 5 lines on the TV screen, a total of 100 different English words, and these different English words form a path dedicated to escape.

The player needs to play the role of a policeman. The thief will follow this path and run away at a certain speed. The policeman played by the player will start chasing after waiting for a few seconds. The speed of the police chasing depends on The speed of your own typing.

As long as the letter in front is typed correctly, the policeman will advance one space until the policeman catches up with the thief from behind and touches the same letter with the thief, then the thief is caught and the game is declared victory.

But if the thief runs the 100-letter road and the police still does not encounter the thief, the thief wins.

Simply put, it is to test whether a person can type 100 letters within the specified time. If it is the normal time to type in the competition, it will be very boring.

But the concept of the game of police catching the thief is added. If the sense of accomplishment when the police catches the thief, it becomes very interesting.

Li Xiaofeng started the game ignorantly. A thief who didn’t wear a blindfold appeared. After a burst of hehe’s sneaky laughter, the thief began to run away on the letter path.

In fact, the so-called thief is composed of several light spots, some of which are just like a head wearing a mask. Every 2 seconds or so, the head of the mask will advance a word distance.

At the same time, a countdown number appeared on the road. After the 10-second countdown ended, a policeman with a police cap on his head appeared, and then the first letter became yellow, prompting the player to press this letter Button.

“T” Li Xiaofeng searched for 2 seconds on the keyboard before he found the letter t, and then pressed it down. The policeman’s head really moved a step, and the next letter h became yellow, but the thief was already Goed a full distance of 3 letters.

at first Because typing is not easy, you need to look at the keyboard to press letters, so even if the thief’s escape speed in level 1 is 2 seconds per word, wait until the thief has run through all the letters and the police are still in the middle of the road At that time, classmate Li Xiaofeng failed miserably.

“Hehehehe, you can’t type fast, you are a idiot!” The most annoying thing is that after the thief’s victory, there was a ridiculous voice on the TV. The level of this voice is almost the same as that of SpongeBob After a comparison, when people heard it, they couldn’t help but want to punch this guy.

Later, many players were very curious about who the owner of this voice was, so there were a lot of speculation posts on Zhihu.

Some people say that this voice was made by Wang Xuan, the main planner of the game, because Wang Xuan was responsible for the game, and he recorded it in the end.

But soon someone retorted that Wang Xuan’s personality was inherently dull, and he could never record such a voice. This voice is actually the voice of the main programmer responsible for developing the game.

But this was quickly rejected, because the programmer publicly stated on Weibo that the voice was not recorded by himself, and had nothing to do with him.

Ever since, later generations arguing about who the guilty voice is, they quarreled for 20 years, from the very beginning BBS, quarreled with the later QQ dynamics, and then from the QQ dynamics to Renren.com and Tianya. The forum finally settled on Zhihu.

Zhihu has a discussion question about this answer, and more than 2000 answers have been derived, and more than 300 related personnel have become suspicious candidates.

Among the more than 2000 answers, an anonymous trumpet once said, “This is the voice of the company’s chairman. When he was in a meeting to discuss this police catching thief game, it was he who proposed that the thief should finally send it after winning. A thief’s voice taunts the player and stimulates the player’s desire to win!”

It’s just that none of the programmers present can make a low enough voice. Finally, our chairman had to demonstrate it personally, and then everyone who attended the meeting agreed that this is the best mocking voice, and there is no need to find someone Up.

Unfortunately, the anonymous trumpet address that answered the question was deleted in less than 3 minutes, so that no one noticed such an answer at all.

[PS: The police catching the thief was originally a game on Kingsoft Typing, which was impressive. 】