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“It’s broken, did Lao Tzu be used by that little bastard!” Hironobu Sakaguchi wasn’t an idiot after all. After the anger, Hironobu Sakaguchi, who had calmed down again, gradually recovered a little.

However, this Hironobu Sakaguchi doesn’t really understand what is called traffic marketing, so although I think there is something wrong, he never grasps the key point. Instead, he decided to contact some friends in his circle after going back, and the editors of some magazines, fiercely He scolded “Pokemon”, so that the game’s reputation exploded before it even started to be released.

Of course, the premise is that “Pokemon” has to pass Nintendo’s review, otherwise there is no need to scold it.

Just as Hironobu Sakaguchi was thinking about it, the door of the Conference Hall was finally pushed open, and a middle-aged man walked in. This man was naturally Satoshi Tajiri’s good friend, Miyamoto Shigeru.

“Hello, gentlemen!” Miyamoto Shigeru first greeted two people at the same time, then winked Satoshi Tajiri’s eyes.

“Mr. Miyamoto, what is the final audit result?” Hironobu Sakaguchi was very proud and arrogant in front of Satoshi Tajiri, but in front of Miyamoto Shigeru, he was not arrogant, because at this time Miyamoto Shigeru had already made Super Mario Brother, at this time various versions of Super Mario Brother games, the final sales breakthrough 200000000 million copies, this unimaginable number.

You know, the price of a Super Mario brother is as high as US$49, which means that Nintendo has sold at least US$49100000000 million with just one Super Mario brother. It is simply a money-making machine for Tianzi One!

For Miyamoto Shigeru, who can develop such a game, Hironobu Sakaguchi definitely dare not be disrespectful.

“Well, there is no problem with Final Fantasy!” Miyamoto Shigeru nodded said, “We have conducted a 5-day bug test on the GB version of Final Fantasy 10, and finally got 19 points on system stability, which passed the preliminary review perfectly. Test!”

“In the review process, after review by 3 game editors, I got 15 points for gameplay, 16 points for art, 18 points for operability, and 16 points for others, and the final score was 84 points. , Very beautiful results, and successfully passed the review score!”

“84 points for review!” Hironobu Sakaguchi nodded, this score was in his expectation, and it was considered a relatively high score.

You must know that Nintendo’s internal review scoring standards are very strict. With a full score of 100, only 30% of games can get a 60-point passing score, and games with 80 points or more can basically be ranked in the top 10 of the annual game. In the ranks.

For example, in the Final Fantasy 5fc version of the game, the final review score was 83 points, which is one point lower than it is now, mainly because the game was rushed to go online at that time, and the game had some bugs, and the system stability was one point less.

And the GB version of this time, the BUG is naturally much less, and other aspects are from the fc version of common origins, there is no change, and the score will naturally not change.

“What about the final review score?” Hironobu Sakaguchi asked again.

“After the final review by several colleagues and I, I believe that the 84-point score is in line with the final score of this game. It can pass the final review. As long as Mr. Sakaguchi signs this agreement, I can arrange the burning factory to burn. The cassette will be available for sale next month!” Miyamoto Shigeru said with a smile.

“Thank you Mr. Miyamoto!” Although I had already guessed that this was the result, Hironobu Sakaguchi heard the final news and was still relaxed. After all, as long as the tyrant Yamauchi Hiroshi is there, everything is unstable.

After his game passed the review, Hironobu Sakaguchi turned some hateful eyes on Jia Yapeng and the others on the other side.

“Satoshi Tajiri, did you provoke Hironobu Sakaguchi?” Seeing Hironobu Sakaguchi’s gaze, even Miyamoto Shigeru, who was born a little nervous, felt something was wrong.

But he can’t control this, watching the expectant Satoshi Tajiri said with a smile “Mr. Tajiri, we conducted a 20-day stability review of the GB version of “Pokemon”, and the final stability score was 18 points!”

“Huh!” Hearing this, Satoshi Tajiri was just a little relaxed. The full score of stability is 20 points, and the passing score is 16. If the passing score of 16 cannot be reached, it means that the operation of the game is unstable. There will be a great probability of collapse, even the first review is impossible to pass, let alone the next review score.

“18 points, rubbish!” Hironobu Sakaguchi heard the 18-point stability score, cursed in his heart. In his opinion, his game has got a stability score of 19 points, that is, he has already beaten his opponent.

As for Final Fantasy 5 in the original FC version, it only had a stability score of 18 points, which Hironobu Sakaguchi directly ignored.

“After reviewing and scoring by 10 editors, the final review score is as follows!” Miyamoto Shigeru said immediately.

From this we can see how harsh a new game produced by a small factory is in Nintendo.

Hironobu Sakaguchi’s Final Fantasy 5 only underwent a 10-day stability review, and there were only 3 editors who reviewed it. This is the minimum number of reviewers for a game.

In contrast, “Pokemon” has gone through a stability review of up to 20 days, and there are also review ratings of 10 editors.

This means that Nintendo has great trust in Final Fantasy 5, and the so-called audit is basically just a cutscene. For Pokemon, it’s really harsh.

But this is also a normal thing. After all, Final Fantasy is a sequel to a product that has passed the test of the market, and what is reviewed this time is only a product revision, which does not require too many tests.

As for Pokemon, it is a completely unfamiliar game, and Nintendo must carefully review it without showing any emotion.

We now have finally reached the time for Nintendo to rate this game.

“After averaging the scores of 10 editors, it was determined that the system stability score was 17 points, the gameplay score was 19 points, the art performance score was 19 points, the game control score was 16 points, and the other scores were 18 points.”

“The final review score was 89 points!” Miyamoto Shigeru gave the final score.

“What! 89 points!” The game cassette in Hironobu Sakaguchi’s hand unconsciously decayed onto the table, making a clear sound.

“This is impossible, how can there be 89 points, a new trifling work, how can there be such a high score!” Hironobu Sakaguchi’s hair is going to stand up.

A score of 89 does not sound like an absolute high score. After all, for Xueba, if an exam does not get 99 points, it is a failure!

But for Nintendo’s scoring system, 89 points is definitely an extremely high score.

As I said before, any game with a score of 80 points or more is basically searched for the ranking of the top ten games of the year, and a game with a score of 89 can basically lock in the top 3 of the year. In some years, it is not a problem even to get the first place of the year.

According to Hironobu Sakaguchi’s intelligence, the highest review score so far this year is Kirby Star, with a score of 88, which is actually 1 point lower than Pokemon. Could it be said that Pokemon will become the highest rated Nintendo game this year?

As for works that can score 90 points, they are basically made by God.

“This is hilarious!” Hironobu Sakaguchi was cursed in his heart, and at the same time there was an ominous premonition, would he lose?

“No, this game has a high rating at best. The review score is high, but there are a lot of works with a mess. What about a high rating? It’s not unbelievable!” Hironobu Sakaguchi said in his heart.

Indeed, although Nintendo’s scoring standards are very strict, the tastes of players who can’t stand it are very difficult to figure out. Among the top 10 games of Nintendo in a year, there are 3 games that can be sold very well, and the others are basically all killed.

There are also games with low ratings but skyrocketing sales.

For example, the original Duck Hunt often only gave a score of 75 points, but in the end, the global sales broke through 200010000 copies, which no one thought of!

So Hironobu Sakaguchi feels that this “Pokemon” is mostly a garbage that’s all with high ratings and low sales.

A game with a high review score of 89 points is absolutely impossible to pass the final review.

So Miyamoto Shigeru went on to say, “Congratulations, Mr. Tajiri, and congratulations to the Pokemon for passing the review. It will be possible next month…”

“Wait!!” Before Miyamoto Shigeru’s words were finished, a voice that made Hironobu Sakaguchi tremble all over appeared, and then a dragon walking tiger, even with gray hair, would definitely make him exude a mighty power. The old man walked in.

“President, you are here!” Miyamoto Shigeru said expressionless when he saw the old man.

It seems that the chairman has to personally intervene in the game review this time, but this is also a normal thing, and everyone is used to it.