Instant Noodles Millionaire

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“Well, if you want to buy one, you can pick one from these Pokemon!” Jack Orens said with a smile.

“Actually, I always have a question!” Oprah curiously asked “How many different Pokemon do you sell this time? I heard that there are currently 166 different Pokemon, do you plan to sell 166?”

“The 166 types are of course impossible. Every time Pokémon evolves, it will be counted as a new type of Pokémon. So more than half of the 166 types are Pokémon that have repetitively evolved. So if you really want to count the number of Pokémon, the total There are 80 different Pokemon!” Jack Orens said.

“However, 80 kinds of Pokemon are obviously impossible to sell at the same time, so we will release the first batch tomorrow, which includes 1 different E-Pokemon machines!”

“These 20 types are all on the desktop. They are Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, Pikachu, Catterpie, Pidgey, Sandshrew, Nidoran♀, Nidoran♂, Clefairy, Jigglypuff, Vulpix, Diglet, Oddell, Abraagi, Kardell, Abraagi, Shell, , And Dratini.” Jack Orens reported all the 20 different Pokemon in one breath, and with Jack Orens’s announcement, the camera showed the Pokémon placed on the desktop to one after another.

“This is really great!” Oprah praised, then the voice changed, and then asked with a smile, “But I have a question, that is, these 20 E-Pokemon, are they all the same in terms of play?”

“It’s all about shoveling shit, feeding, playing with, and training. If these are the same, will it be a bit boring!” Oprah asked with a smile.

“I have to admit that, indeed, most of the content is similar, but everyone generally speaking will only buy one E-Pokemon machine. As long as you don’t buy the second one, then there will generally be no boring problems!”

“Moreover, in fact, each E-Pokemon has its own different design!”

Jack Orens picked up a Blastoise and said, “We said before that Squirtle has a special water gun game, so now we come back to this topic. We have a special content designed for the Pokemon Squirtle. As everyone knows, Squirtle He is a Pokemon who can spray water, and his dream is to become an outstanding fire fighter!”

“So from when Squirtle was young, we have to accompany Squirtle to train the ability to spray water.”

“Click on the menu function, find the game button, and you can find this common game that only Squirtle has. After the game starts, flames will appear randomly in various positions, and what we need to do is to toggle this Two water guns to control the direction of movement of Squirtle’s mouth, so as to accurately extinguish the flames!”

“Oh my god, you mean, he can move the two water guns behind this!” Oprah exclaimed.

In fact, the Squirtle E-Pokemon machine held by Jack Orens at this time is not Squirtle’s appearance, but Squirtle’s third evolution of Blastoise, so there are two towering water guns behind him.

Oprah always thought that these 2 water guns were just decorations. Didn’t expect these 2 water tanks can actually be toggled, and they are also buttons to control the game!

“For another example, Raichu, his characteristic game electric shock control, players need to control the direction of electric shocks. When training Pikachu or Raichu’s motor skills, various small debris will appear on the field. Electric shocks must be avoided. Sundries, finally hit the target!”

“And this Dratini, we specially designed a water racing game for him, which is also very interesting!”

“In fact, this is also the most difficult part when we make it, because we need to use limited memory and computing power to design and manufacture a different characteristic game for each different Pokemon. This also expresses our sincerity!! “

“This is really great!!” Oprah applauded vigorously, but then he said, “I have a sharper question, can I ask?”

“Of course!” Jack Orens haha ​​said with a smile.

“Even people who don’t understand Pokemon have heard of Mew’s name, and I know that Mew is the most famous Pokemon. Although the name of 20 Pokemon is not at all Mew in the list now, Mew will appear in the future. Your E-Pokemon machine?”

Oprah’s question can be said to have asked all the audience in front of the TV his own voice, yes, will Mew join in the future? If there is, then it will be a hit!

“Actually, we already have it!” Jack Orens said an inexplicable answer that excited all the audience.

“As everyone knows, Mew is a magical Pokemon, he can transform into the appearance of all Pokemon, no one can see it!”

“So be careful, everyone. The pet egg in the E-Pokemon machine you bought is probably a Mew pet egg. Only after he hatches will it show his true appearance!” Jack Orens said As soon as they finished speaking, all the players went crazy again, especially the crazy Mew hobby players, who had already started gearing up and vowed that they must get a Mew.

Of course, there are also smart players who have discovered that what transforms into other Pokemon look like this is not lottery, and it must be the one with a low probability.

“Then I don’t know what the chances of getting Mew are?” Oprah asked the audience his own voice again.

“Let’s put it this way, this time we are in Entire America and prepared 200010000 E-Pokemon machines, of which there are a total of 2000 pet machines, containing Mew’s pet eggs!”

“So the chance is 1/10000th!” Oprah blinked his eyes. “Well, I’m afraid I can’t afford it. The price of this machine must be very expensive!”

“Ms. Oprah, you can guess what is the final selling price of one of our machines?”

“Okay, guess the price is what we housewives are best at. I think about it, it looks like a Nintendo GB, the price is 199 US dollars. Your machine looks a lot smaller than Nintendo, and it is also functional It’s less, but it also has a screen, can play different games, and can even play online. I think it should cost 99 dollars!”

“99 dollars, hahaha!” Jack Orens haha ​​said with a smile “No, the price is a bit high, you can guess again!”

“High? So $60?” Oprah guessed again, and the price was cut by 13.

“Still high!”

“Still high? Are you only selling for 49 dollars?”

“No, it’s still too high!” Jack Orens shook the head again.

“Oh my God, don’t tell me, you only plan to sell it for $29!!” Oprah said, covering his mouth.

“No, it’s still high!”

“Okay, I see, you are just taking me happy, I don’t guess, please tell everyone what the price is!” Oprah pretended to be angry.

“Well, then I officially announce that the unified retail price of each of our E-Pokemon machines is: 9 US dollars!”

“Oh la la!” All the audience in front of the TV exploded.

This fuck, it’s too cheap!

Is this an April Fool’s Day joke?