Instant Noodles Millionaire

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There are always some surprising similarities in reality. The crew of “My Fair Princess” put together the final scenes of Zhu Di and waited for Boss Jia to come to make a guest appearance.

And the “Titanic” crew will also leave the story of the Chinese people who were not filmed at the end, waiting for our Boss Jia to come and shoot in person.

“Mr. Jia, you don’t need to be too nervous, just act as you usually do!” James Cameron said to our Boss Jia with a cheerful attitude before starting the filming.

This made the other members of the crew who have worked with our Cameron director for more than a year feel unbelievable. When did this director have such a pleasant appearance, and he still treated a Chinese person.

Hey, if these people know that more than 70% of the funding for the entire movie is provided by our Boss Jia, they will understand why James Cameron is so cheerful.

“Then what should I do if my 10000 performance is broken?” Boss Jia asked with a smile.

“It’s okay, we have other professional actors to help you. Even if the acting is really bad, you can trim it through editing or some post-production methods, so don’t worry, Mr. Jia, just treat it as a game!” James Cameron’s unspoken implication is 10000. If our Boss Jia really didn’t perform well, then just delete the storyline, delete the facial features, or just make adjustments later. All in all, Boss Jia’s performance is not important, it is just to make Our big investors are satisfied.

“Then I can rest assured!” Boss Jia laughed, and then met his other professional teammates.

Because there were 8 Chinese in history, James Cameron also found 7 Chinese actors for Boss Jia. These should be actors who have been mixed in Hollywood for a long time, and there will be no major problems in acting.

“Good morning everyone!” Boss Jia didn’t have the slightest arrogance, and greeted his seven companions enthusiastically.

“…” As a result, no one responded to Boss Jia, all of them looked at our Boss Jia like a fool, which made our Boss Jia very embarrassed.

“Are you aiming at me?” Boss Jia frowned and asked. He was already a little angry. The teammates are like this. How can they cooperate well in filming?

“Mr. Jia, the situation is like this!” At a critical time, a crew member of the crew came over and said in some very unfluent Chinese, “Mr. Jia… these 7… actors… actors, although they are all They are Asian faces, but they… are all American actors who grew up… in… in… in the land of the United States, so their Chinese is not very… good, don’t listen I understand what you mean!”

“What! You let a group of people who don’t understand Chinese come to play China Labor!” Boss Jia was stunned on the spot.

“Mr. Jia…Don’t be angry…as long as it’s the face of China…faces…isn’t that all right?” the crew said quickly.

“Enough!” Boss Jia didn’t bother to listen to the crappy Chinese of the drama, and said directly in fluent English, “I’ll try it!”

Boss Jia resisted the displeasure in his heart, and then joined the 7 people, and these 7 people were obviously very upset with Boss Jia, a Chinese-speaking alien, and they were full of tears with contempt.

“Everyone, let’s shoot the first scene, which is the plot of burning the boiler in the boiler room. Please prepare, let’s put on makeup first!” The assistant director said, and the makeup artist and costume artist began to put makeup on everyone.

In fact, the 8 people of Boss Jia are relatively simple in clothing, because 8 people are boiler workers, and in the high temperature environment of the boiler room, wearing clothes is completely courting death behavior, the actors are all tied around their waists Rags, and then work directly with muscles exposed.

However, in order to make the bodies of these white and tender actors look like boiler workers in the boiler room, the makeup artists also need to turn the skins of both sides into bronze skins.

At this point, we must praise the crew of the Americans. They are indeed very real in details. Not only did they turn Boss Jia’s white and tender skin into the skin of bronze laborers, but also painted a lot of burn marks on the body. , Showing the state of working in the special environment of the boiler room.

There was no problem with all this, but the problem was that when the crew took a bunch of braids and prepared to connect them to Boss Jia, Boss Jia exploded on the spot.

“What disgusting thing is this, I will never wear this thing!” Boss Jia grabbed the braid and threw it directly over a distance of ten meters.

“This…” The entire crew was shocked by Boss Jia’s behavior. They stared at Boss Jia blankly, not knowing what to do.

Dare to throw away the props of the makeup artist, Boss Jia is definitely the first actor ever to do so.

“What are you doing? Do you have a little professionalism, how can you lose important props!” Before the crew and the makeup artist had spoken, they couldn’t help it alone, and directly covered their faces in fluent English. He accused Boss Jia.

This person is one of Boss Jia’s Chinese compatriots…oh, to be precise, one of the American actors playing the Chinese role.

“This is not an important prop. This is a wrong prop. This is a prop that simply shouldn’t appear! We Chinese people should not carry this stupid money rattail.” Boss Jia snorted and said coldly.

“Fart, do you guy understand Chinese people? The Chinese people carry this stupid braid all their lives and live a lifetime. Although I think this braid is so stupid, there is no way. Who made me play a role? China people!” This person touched the money rattail that was just pasted by the makeup artist behind his head, saying very professionally.

“Yes, my grandfather told me that in those days, Chinese people had such a stupid braid behind them. This is the sad history of Chinese people. There is no error in the props!” Another American actor stood up and said Speak fluent English.

Soon, other actors also stood up one after another and began to help, all accusing Boss Jia of such unprofessional behavior and abandoning props. Finally, they all immediately said that Boss Jia is not worthy of being an actor. They asked Boss Jia to get out of the crew. He was not qualified to be an actor.

When these American actors accused Boss Jia, it was a magnificent imposing manner, occupying the moral high ground, condescending, and arrogant, quite a kind of enforce Justice on behalf of the Heaven, and a divine radiance against unqualified actors.

“Have your elders really taught you history?” After Boss Jia was criticized by these people in turn, he was coldly snorted and said, “Does any of you know about the Revolution of 1?”

“The Revolution of 7?” The other seven people were stunned, as if they had never heard of this term.

“No wonder!” Boss Jia said coldly, “The Revolution of 1911 was a revolution that occurred in China in 1. After the Revolution of 1, the rule of Manchu and Qing came to an end. All Chinese people cut off the stupid braid behind their heads.”

“So after 1911, the Chinese people no longer have that stupid braid behind their heads, and the sinking of the Titanic occurred in 1912, so the Chinese people in this era, behind their heads, don’t have this. Stupid braids!”

“…” Obviously none of these 7 actors have studied history, at least not the history of China, so they were so confused by the words of Boss Jia that they didn’t know how to defend.

“I have a question and I am very curious!” Looking at these 7 guys, Boss Jia suddenly curiously asked “Are you 7 of you really all Americans of Chinese origin?”

“I am not a stupid Chinese descent, I am a Japanese descent!” A person said immediately, as if the identity of the Japanese descent was so noble.

“I am also of Japanese descent!”

“Me too!” As a result, of the 7 people, 3 of them were Americans of Japanese descent.

“I am not your stupid Chinese, I am a descendant of Korean!”

“Yes, I’m also of Korean descent!” The other two people who had a gaping eye on Small Accomplishment also said.

“I am of Thai origin!” Yes, the sixth person is not of Chinese origin. In the end, Boss Jia can only focus on the seventh person. This guy also said that grandfather told him that the money rattail is something. Guy, this guy is also completely Chinese between his eyebrows, this guy should be a genuine Chinese descent!

Just as Boss Jia guessed like this in his mind, the seventh guy said with a disgusting look, “I am not a Chinese, I am from Taiwan!”

Very good. Among the 7 people in the relationship, 6 are not Chinese, and one is not actually a Chinese, but at most a Chinese dog.