Interstellar Love Hunting Guide

Under Russell's operation, Jopp became popular before he could be on the show.

But what no one thought was that Russell also got a weird fire...

It starts with Jopp’s blind date.

Since receiving a large number of courtship letters, Russell has started arranging blind dates with all kinds of people. Of course, blind dates are just a pretense, and work is their focus. It is really difficult to do business these years, and it is not enough to devote time and energy. Forget it, you have to dedicate love and chrysanthemums when necessary.

All the appointments were planned by Russell himself. In order to prevent him from embarking on the road of getting involved, his mother arranged for a girl to toss him. As long as he went home for a vacation, he would definitely turn around all day long, after drinking coffee, eating hot pot, and eating. Going to the hot pot to drink coffee again, it gets angry and constipated, so he hurts when he sees a woman. However, the ancestors were right. They might specify which cloud would have rain. No, all the hard-working experience was used.

The two masters and apprentices talked about love as if they were rushing to the scene, but unfortunately, after tossing for a month, the **** fate stone has never been exposed.

"Do you think it is broken?" Jopp saw that the man was almost X dysfunction, and looked at the black gem pendant with a bitter expression.

Russell had no idea, but he didn't think Sauter would play him with 600,000 gold coins in 2B, so he said, "No. It's been less than a month. It's normal for such a big case to have no results. I don’t lie to you. The commission is only one hundred thousand gold coins. If you calculate how many years it took you to earn one hundred thousand gold coins, you can rely on this cycle if you are mentally prepared."

Jopp was frightened, Sparta spent a long time, stammering: "I, I, I never thought of earning 100,000 gold coins in my entire life..."

"I don't need to be pessimistic here?" Russell Black Line, the life of a Shapeshifter is almost a thousand years, do you mean I can't find Soter's cheating wife before I die?

Under the reward, there must be a brave man, and Jopp makes a fist: "I will continue to work hard!"

Russell nodded in satisfaction, thinking about his frequent idiots and longing for boyfriends, and every day blind date is not to be eaten and not humane, so he said: "Well, if you meet someone pleasing to the eye, you might as well talk about it first, don’t worry. Business, anyway, you are past the age of puppy love, I am very open-minded."

"Really?" Jopp was surprised, glanced at him, and said shyly, "The boss, do you have anyone you like."

Russell touched his chin and shook his head: "No." He is still mentally straight at the moment, but the female goddess and the worm goddess are too mighty, I'm afraid they won't be able to bear it.

"Then boss, what type do you like?"

One sentence evokes Russell’s painful memories: “Speaking of my food... when I was young-of course I am not old now-I talked about a person, and then broke up because of disagreement, but I still think she is very good-looking. , So I will look for it in the future. I must look for the kind of big eyes, white and clean, gentle and shy. It's better to be a little dazed, even better."

Jopp blinked, his face flushed, and he said shyly: "I understand the boss, you are really subtle..."

The implicit master meets the implicit apprentice, which brings devastating popularity.

Two days later, the "Let's mate" anniversary celebration officially kicked off. The galaxy's royal capital Sagena Planet Royal Stadium was full of people, and the grand scene was unprecedented. The translucent giant stage floats above the venue, and forty-three contestants all dressed up. The handsome and suave, standing on the star-lit suspended platform, waved to fans and suitors from time to time. In the audience, more than 50,000 spectators broke out with excitement from time to time, and occasionally some people passed out due to high blood pressure. , Was carried out of the stadium by the medical staff, as if the gods descended from the earth, and the stars held the moon.

Jopp stood on the last suspended platform on the west side. The young man had never seen such a big scene before. His bladder was dysfunctional when he got up in the morning. He had to go to the toilet in ten minutes. Anxious Russell wanted to put him on a sanitary napkin. It's a pity that Shapeshifters don't come to my uncle, this fetish can't be bought.

Finally, by the time the show started, Jopp had to go to the bathroom, and Russell pushed and pulled him onto the stage: "If it doesn’t work, just pee on your pants. Anyway, it’s black pants. The audience can’t see clearly. It’s a special effect."

T_T Jopp choked silently.

The scale of the anniversary celebration is huge. The judges and guests are heavyweights in the entertainment industry. They want to be spoof, sensational, and sensational. The audience will cry and laugh. Russell is standing by the VIP stand, also wiping tears. Squirting a drink, I thoroughly experienced the feeling of a deep well ice.

The show finally reached its climax. The host began to introduce the live players one by one. These forty-three handsome guys can be said to include men of all types. Next to the handsome guys are the female cannons, and the rough guys have facial paralysis next to them. The force is very dramatic.

After introducing a boring otaku, Jopp will come down, because the host knows that he is shy and dull, and deliberately asked some trivial questions to induce him to be cute. Jopp’s already nervous brainwaves are messed up, and he really lives up to expectations. The wind is messy, you are asking about drinking and he replied to eat, you say hello, he said sorry, the whole audience of music is boiling, and his fans use the projector to play "崮rz" in the air, expressing embarrassment. The king of the country is none other than him.

In the end, the host didn’t know what was wrong, and suddenly asked: "Mr. Jopp, what is your dream lover like? Can you tell us and share it with us?"

This question is almost the same as "say what is unhappy about you to make us happy." The audience was suddenly silent, waiting for the God of Jopp to unfold.

Jopp's face turned a little red, and a faint perspiration appeared on his white and full forehead. He licked his lips and said, "Well, I actually like aliens. Well, he may not be tall, he is a little shorter than me. It doesn't matter, but it must be very manly, able to take me in when I am in trouble, tolerate me, and tolerate a stupid guy like me to stay with him."

He said plainly, and the audience was a little disappointed. The host laughed and asked: "Yeah, Mr. Yopp, you are so specific, let me guess, are you someone who already has a crush?"

Jopp's face turned redder, but he didn't even deny it. Instead, he nodded bravely: "Yeah."

The audience's passion was finally ignited, and the male eight wives opened their eyes in excitement.

"So who is it? Is it convenient to tell us?" The host felt a hit. Although Jopp is a newcomer, he is very popular because of his good promotion and popularity in the past month.

Jopp's clear beautiful eyes swept across the VIP seat, and finally stopped on a small, inconspicuous figure in the corner: "I, I have known him for a long time, but the feeling of following him and admiring him can no longer be suppressed. , I, I, I don’t know if he will accept me, but I still want to confess to him here-Mr. Russell, I like you!"

The moment his eyes swept towards Russell, the smart sensor on the scene had already made emergency adjustments. A holographic camera and a beam of chasing light had already been shot over. The Russell hood that solidified the expression was solid, and it was in Yopp. After talking about this touching confession, his sluggish face of petrochemicals has been sent to the homes of hundreds of millions of users by the interactive network, and he didn't even miss the drink overflowing from the corner of his mouth.

Russell is on fire!

At the same moment, Sauter had just returned from a long journey.

Twenty days ago, there was information that the remnants of the rebels imprisoned near the swallowing star were about to move, so he and Caton took the guards to take a look, and by the way condoned the mecha regiment that had been stationed at the edge space station. Because the schedule was too full, he almost didn't even have time to eat except for sleep, so all the reports about Russell and Quinby were stored in the memo and had not been read.

On the anniversary day, he finally ended his trip and returned to his home on the planet Sagena. The baboon dogs hadn't seen their owner for more than 20 days, and they all rushed over to be intimate with him. Soter simply took the pets to the restaurant and teased them while eating.

When the main course grilled seabass was delivered, the clock reported the hour. Sauter looked at the housekeeper Atoto next to him, and suddenly remembered his hobbies, he turned on the holographic projection: "Sorry to be back late today, for delaying you. I’m following the show, so why not just watch it here."

Atoto's eyes lit up and he said happily: "It's hard for you to remember your Majesty Sauter. Today is the anniversary celebration of'Let's mate'. It's very lively. You might as well take a look."

Thinking of Russell as the promoter of this show, Sauter was also interested, put down the tableware and watched the projection with the housekeeper.

The hard thing is that ten minutes later, he saw the unicorn slipping away under Caton and was fortunate to witness his sensational confession to his client.

The moment he saw Russell on the interactive network, Sauter felt very complicated, happy, frizzy, sweet, nostalgic... He tried to summarize it in less than ten words, but failed. This is probably the evil result of the partial discipline of the student days. Bar.

But facing the unicorn's confession, his emotions are much simpler, and one word can be summed up-"angry".

Sauter lost all his appetite. He pursed his mouth and squirted down the top hair of the baboon dog. The poor pet was lying on the lap of the owner, and his face was full of cows. He felt that the shape he just made today is white and blind, and he might even be bald. Ah... I just secretly took a bite of your snow fish just now... I used to eat it stealthily. Master, are you calculating the ledger?

"I want to go out." Sauter stood up, and the ravaged baboon immediately ran away with its tail clamped.

"It's already late, Your Majesty Sauter." Atoto hurriedly took his coat.

"Help me find out which hotel the actors of this show are staying at, and let the guards clear the venue... Forget it, let's move out in plain clothes and don't disturb the people."