Interstellar Love Hunting Guide

Back to Longguan, Luo Zhai.

Early on Sunday morning, two magpies whispered. Luo Haihua finished a set of Tai Chi, and felt that her left eye was jumping, so she folded a toothpick and placed it on her eyelid. Na said, "Oh, why do my eyelids keep twitching? Could it be that the second elementary school is coming back after making a fortune."

Irina said: "That might be the second little luck."

"Speaking of him, it's been more than a month, right? Well, this man, why do you like to run outside so much? I just ran the boat to death, and my son has to continue running. The old and the young are not reliable. "Luo Haihua sat down at the dining table while chattering. The doorbell rang suddenly. She remembered that she had an appointment with a few aunts to play mahjong today, and she muttered, "The brand player came so early." She opened the door and was stunned. "You look for it." Who?"

At two meters tall, the kind-eyed, low-key and gentle house queen Atto Custodian stood outside the door, calling Luo Haihua a thousand children in accordance with the legendary Gaia Star etiquette: "Hello, Ms. Luo, my name is Atto Teppe. Lance Bridgewater—you can just call me Atto—I come from a distant delta galaxy and I am the steward of Mr. Russell and Mr. Soterby."

Thunderbolt in the clear sky, Luo Haihua: =口=

Atoto said elegantly and decently: "Because of the lack of science, Mr. Sauter didn't have time to see you when we got married. He feels very sorry. Fortunately, our scientists have recently achieved amazing results in the jump. , He can finally come to Gaia through the wormhole to apologize and please peace."

The sky is rolling, Luo Haihua: =口=

Atoto observed Luo Haihua’s expression. Unfortunately, there was no signal, and he coughed embarrassingly, and said, "Allow me to introduce you to my master, Mr. Soter Bai from the planet Sagena in the delta galaxy." Leaning to the side, he let go of the taller and stalwart Sauter the Great behind him.

Luo Haihua raised her head, her neck creaked twice, then she lowered her head, her neck creaked twice, and finally saw the heroic and extraordinary man in front of him-a long and burly body, deep and rigid features, and personal red curly hair. And the eye-catching raised chin, although the expression is humble and low-key at the moment, but the whole body exudes an unangered kingly spirit.

So, is this my daughter-in-law? Luo Haihua was completely shocked by Soter. Although she had seen Soter's video before and knew that he was relatively tall and burly, after all, it was a reduced three-dimensional image, which was not as shocking as a real person. If Sauter used to be a bear in her mind, now she feels that this bear is too...too bear.

Luo Haihua automatically compensates for the scene of his tall and mighty Luo Erxiao, who is even more tall and mighty Sauter is pressed under her body. The brain modeling has been running for a full five minutes, and it is still completely unimaginable like that. Tree or something, little white rabbit on a big bad wolf or something, Nima is too dissonant...

Although there are no wonders in the world, the instinct of being a mother at this moment still tells Luo Haihua that the person standing in front of her is more like her son-in-law than her daughter-in-law.

Suoter the Great endured the urge to explode the hair and bit his scalp in front of his mother-in-law. Although he had done psychological construction before, he knew that Chinese females are very difficult creatures, but after standing in the cold for five minutes at the gate of Luo's house, he still felt prepared. Being in the cold, you know that he has been respected since he was a child, and no one has ever dared to ignore his existence so much. Sure enough, the mother-in-law is a very sturdy existence, well versed in the strategy and tactics of "If the enemy does not move, I will not move"!

Maybe she was too surprised. For the big weekend, I didn’t make an appointment. Sauter gave himself a step. In any case, since he has decided to implement Plan A, he should fight for it. After all, the other party is Russell’s mother. And Russell is someone he loves deeply. After struggling for a while, Sauter owed Ms. Luo Haihua politely, and cried out awkwardly: "Mom."

Hearing this "Mom", Luo Haihua's eyes finally showed a signal, and she was really unpredictable. Although this "daughter-in-law" looks fierce, but has a really easy-going temper. You must know that Irina is still good. I call myself "Ms. Luo Haihua", so the daughter-in-law and the son-in-law are still different...

"Sorry to disturb you so early." After a "mother" call, Sauter also went out and said straightforwardly, "Russell went back to Gaia star alone without telling me to visit relatives-of course he didn't mean it, and the wormhole appeared. It’s very sudden, and I can’t make it. I’ve been very worried and missed him for more than three months, so I will come here as soon as the conditions are ripe. I hope you will allow me to pick him up. I love him very much, and I feel that when I leave him Very lonely and lonely, and children also need to grow up in a healthy family, and fatherly love is indispensable."

The expression of the alien daughter-in-law is really straightforward, Luo Haihua 囧 thinks, love, loneliness, etc., the first time I met, I told her mother-in-law...but it was sincere and touching, and she knew she would use her child to sympathize with her.

Luo Haihua’s husband died young. She pulled Luo Qiong Russell’s son and daughter alone for more than ten years. She most understands the hardships of a woman’s family to set up a house. Think about Sauter’s hard time with the child alone, in order to let her husband go back. I begged myself in such a low voice, most of the awkward resentment in my heart disappeared.

Irina saw that Luo Haihua went to open the door and opened the door for ten minutes and hadn't come back. She craned her neck to look at the entrance, and found that her mother-in-law's back was a bit stiff, and she walked over in confusion, "What guest? Come in?" When I saw Atoto and Sote outside the door, he was taken aback and held Luo Haihua's arm: "Mom, are you okay? Who are they?"

Luo Haihua pointed to the sky, then pointed to Sote and Atto: "He, he, they are from the delta galaxy. This is and is the second lover, Sote, and this is his steward."

Brother-in-law's husband...? Irina looked up at the two heroes outside the door. From an aesthetic point of view, this brother-in-law was really handsome, but...too big. He helped Luo Haihua to retreat aside and apologized: "Sorry, my mother just had a major operation and can't stand such a big ‘surprise’. I’m a little gagged, please come in first."

"Oh, oh." Luo Haihua realized that he had blocked his daughter-in-law at the door for ten minutes, immediately put away the attitude of a suspected wicked mother-in-law, and walked aside: "Come in, come in, don't stand at the door, breakfast Have you eaten it? There is soy milk fritters at home—well, I don’t know if you are used to it."

Luo Haihua's sudden change of attitude made Sauter a little relieved and wiped her sweat silently. The mother-in-law doesn't seem to be a difficult person to get along with: "I'm sorry for making you frightened. According to local customs, I have prepared a gift for you to meet, please You accept it." Turning back to the guard behind him, "Bring the present."

"Ah, it's so polite, I just brought me a gift when I saw you the first time, and it was too costly..." Luo Hai said, "This daughter-in-law is so virtuous, but when he stretched his neck and saw the gift, he choked in his throat." A large freezer with a side length of about four meters was pushed over by a forklift. Atto opened the door of the freezer. A cold air with icy ball gushing out, Luo Haihua was blown away, closed his eyes, opened again, eyebrows. The eyelashes are frozen with a layer of frost.

"This is a four-color gift prepared by Mr. Soter." Atto said respectfully, "Because there are no pigs in our country, we prepared the ribs of a humming dragon, and speaking, Although the humming dragon is not easy to catch, the meat is very fragrant. By the way, there are still many dishes. I hope you like it."

Looking at the two people's high ribs in the large freezer, and the Jijiecai who couldn't hold each other, Luo Haihua's facial muscles twitched, "You are really...too, too polite, just put it in the yard, don't bring it in." She also thought that she would have to book a hotel sooner if she did a make-up wedding for her son and daughter-in-law, but now it is better to set up a shed at home and set up a running water table. There are so many dishes and meat, and there are more than a hundred people who may not be able to finish it...

After fighting for a long time, Luo Haihua and Irina directed the guards to place the freezer in a corner of the vegetable field, and then invited everyone into the house to talk. In view of the small houses on the earth, the guards said that the courtyard was still open and bright, only Ah Toto and Soter followed Luo Haihua into the door.

Linna sent the good fragrant slices, and Soter thanked him gracefully, and took it and put it on the coffee table. Luo Haihua gradually calmed down, and looked up and down Soter. He felt that this guy looked like a good tutor, and he still had some shares. The fan of successful people, the more they look at it, the more pleasing to the eye. He smiled and said: "You both told me about your marriage. You are far away, and objective conditions do not allow it. There is no way. Fortunately, you are here this time. Let’s be a guest in Beijing and invite relatives and friends to have a meal."

Sure enough, Chinese people like to eat, Soter nodded easily: "You call the shots, I have no opinion."

Luo Haihua is very satisfied with her daughter-in-law's attitude: "I originally wanted to do it for you, but you have been married for so long and you have children, so you don't need to be too extravagant... Speaking of children, how are they all? "

"Child? Isn't the child born yet?" Soter asked in surprise, "Where is Russell? Isn't he at home?"

"He went out for a boat trip. He took the business last month and said that he would be back at the end of this month. It's probably just a few days ago."

"He's still working?" Soter's forehead was blue, and there was no one who was still in labor.

"Yeah, man, I always have to go out to earn money to support the family." Luo Haihua looked at Soter's belly, flatter than a horse, and said in doubt, "Child, the second elementary school didn't mean that the child stayed with you and didn't bring it over. Huh? Why did you say that it was not born...what the **** is going on with you?"

Sauter frowned, and suddenly realized that Russell might not have told his mother the truth. It was calculated as the expected date of birth, which happened to be the day he left home. Maybe, he went to space to give birth by himself. This under-trained guy really doesn't know the severity at all! Is childbirth something a person can handle? Even with a smart midwife, it’s impossible!

"I'm sorry, I need to contact him immediately." Soter's face changed immediately, Luo Haihua was also infected by his nervousness, and Irina quickly connected Russell's memo.

"Second Xiao! Where are you?" Irina opened the holographic dialogue, and Russell's slightly pale face appeared. From the background behind him, it was seen that he was in the Chang'e.

"Irina? What do you want me to do?" Russell's voice was a little weak, "I, I'm near South Gate Two, and I can go home in about a week."

"You better come back now."

"Oh? What happened?" Russell asked suspiciously. "Mom, is she okay? Has her condition returned?"

"I have nothing to do. It's fine." Luo Haihua took the communicator and smiled and said, "Look at who this is." He pointed the camera at Sauter, "Your wife came to our house to look for you. , Don’t you come back quickly."

"Oh! Sauter!" Russell shook his body in the holographic projection and almost fell. Fortunately, a strong arm stretched out in time, wrapped his arms around his waist, and a bowl of steaming soup was placed on him. On the table, an unfamiliar voice came: "Xiao Luo, what are you doing? Be careful, you just got a little better, and you break it again."

The voice was full of care and love, and even Luo Haihua was puzzled when he heard it. Sauter's face was already green, and he muffled: "Russell, what's wrong with you? How's your body?"

"Uh-I, I'm fine." Russell stood still in a hurry, and gave Sauter a bright smile at the camera. "I was just scared by you. Why did you go to my house? It's so unexpected. I'll be back soon. Home."

"I will pick you up."

"No, no, I will leave now and be home tomorrow night."

"I will locate your coordinates right away, and drive to Brahma to pick you up." Sauter said unquestionably, "Also, who was with you just now?"

"Uh, a friend who has been taking care of me lately."

One, friends, friends... Soter frowned. Although he knew it was a good thing for his wife to give birth to a child, he still couldn't help but feel awkward. At this time, he should be by his side. It's too ambiguous.

The author has something to say: [Fanwai. Caton. The little thing about first love]

The sun is shining and the breeze is blowing. The children of Caton, who are under one year old, are walking leisurely in the military committee compound. Transformers are born in beasts. Although they can learn to transform within a few months, the children are still more. Like to use animal activities.

Today is the weekend. My father promised to accompany him to play at home, but he was temporarily called to work overtime by Emperor Evans. Caton rolled around, so my father had no choice but to take him with him. Fortunately, he was in the garden of the Military Commission’s compound. It's very big and safe, and you are not afraid of getting lost at all.

The little gray wolf hasn't been out of the house yet when he grows so old, I think the military committee compound is also weird here, and also weird there, even the small insects flying in the air are different from home. After running for a while, I suddenly found a small flaming animal in the distance, playing something on the grass.

The little gray wolf walked over on tiptoe, ah, it was a red chick. The chick was very good-looking, with a plump body and its feathers glowing directly under the sun. A small blue ball jumped around under his feet, but it couldn't escape his flexible little paws, occasionally jumped away, and the chubby little body flew up to catch it, don’t look at the little chicken, it’s flying. It's quite tall.

"Hey, chicken." Caton ran over happily. He is the only child in the family, and he doesn't have any friends to play with. He is very excited to see the chicken. But the little chicken didn't accept his affection at all, gave him a proud glance, and continued to play the ball.

Caton’s biggest advantage is enthusiasm. Hot faces often stick to other people’s cold ass. He is used to sticking and sticking, so he still happily leaned forward and rushed in front of the chicken when the ball jumped away. Live it.

Caton tilted his head and looked at the little chicken. His little fluffy paws pressed the ball and waited for him to grab the ball with him. Who knew that the little chicken didn't cooperate at all. He glanced at him indifferently and arrogantly. Out of another ball, he turned around, facing him, and continued to play with his own.

The neglected little gray wolf flicked the ball for a while. After all, he was lonely and intolerable. He bit the ball and turned to the little chicken's eyes. Taking advantage of the time his ball bounced, he threw it down and pressed both balls. Under his front paws, he happily called: "Hey, chicken!"

The little chicken seemed to be very angry this time. Big eyes gave him a fierce look, Tsundere turned her head, her little paw pulled in the grass, and took out the third ball, turned around and continued to face him with her butt, playing with herself of.

There are so many **** in him...Carton thought enviously. He didn't have the consciousness of being disgusted. He tiptoed to the edge of the grass, pulled, wowed, and a litter of small balls. There were a dozen of them! The little gray wolf jumped into the ball socket with a whimper, rolled and planed, kicking the ball everywhere happily.

Hearing the sound of the ball rolling on the grass, the chicken's chubby body stiffened, and then he held the ball with his paws, turned his head, and looked at Caton disgustingly, as if he despised him.

The chick’s eyes were too sharp, and the enthusiastic Caton could not hold it anymore. The chatter stopped, and ran around to plan all the **** back into the grass nest, looking at the chick kindly: "Hey, little Chicken, take me to play!"

The little chicken turned around with a "cannot bear" expression, so Caton's hot face met his cold **** again.

What an unpleasant child, Carton thought distressedly. He just lay down in the grass and began to admire the chicken playing with the ball. The chicken’s buttocks are really up, the tail is really beautiful, the tail feathers are very long, and the sun shines with a gorgeous metal-like luster. , There seems to be a faint blue fluorescence at the edge.

The feathers of the flamingo, the fangs of the lightning beast, and the sharp horns of the unicorn all don’t look as good as his tail feathers. , Squinted his eyes, snorted and jumped up, the wings under his ribs spread slightly, and he glided for a while, and leaped straight on the chicken's ass. With a mouth, he bit at the red and shining tail feathers. Go down.

"Tweet~" The chicken was shocked and let out a harsh chirping. The decibels were high, and the Caton shivered, and the teeth bite, and the scales on the chicken's body were too slippery to catch. After a stab and fell off, he got a firm stand after rolling on the ground.

The chicken was completely angry. As soon as the little gray wolf was thrown away, the fleshy body turned around, and a pair of fiery eyes appeared at the back of the side. He shrank his neck and opened his mouth. It was completely unclear in Caton. When something happened, a small fireball went past.

"Wow..." The fierce wolf howled through the garden. Although the chicken's fireball was still completely out of climate, Caton was still scorched badly because it was too close. His front paws hugged his head and his entire face was buried. In the grass, pouting and yelling.

The little chicken felt like he was in trouble. He wanted to see if the little gray wolf was swollen, and he couldn't hold his face. He looked left and right, now, no one, so he quickly hid the **** in the grass, stretched out his wings, and jumped. NS.

Two days later, the thick-skinned Caton kid is already a survivor. Flying wolf has a strong resilience, but because he is too young, he is still a little bit close, and his eyebrows, beards and eyelashes have not yet grown. The whole face looks a little flat.

"Master Caton, the general asked you to go to the living room." A guard ran over.

"What are you doing?" Caton was drinking afternoon tea while holding the bottle.

"A very important guest is visiting, and the general said he asked you to meet."

"Oh." Caton put down the bottle, wagged his tail to the living room, walked two steps back, "Help me get the bottle, don't drink it secretly, scratch you."

Guard: ==b I am already an adult young master.

In the living room stood a tall man, smiling and talking to his father. Caton was too low to notice the adults, but only noticed a flaming, fat figure next to the guest.

"Oh, little chicken!" The little gray wolf who had forgotten the scars and ran over with a cry. The little chicken gave him a guilty look, then took a step back disgustedly, and stood behind the man, revealing only half of his head. .

"Sauter, what did you promise me?" The man bent down, and Caton recognized him as Emperor Evans. The Emperor touched the chicken's **** with his toe, and the chicken reluctantly rubbed him in front of Caton: "Sorry, I burned you with a fireball last time, are you okay?"

This is the first time the chicken has spoken, and Caton is very happy: "I'm fine, chicken."

The little chicken said coldly: "That's good, baboon."

Caton scratched his head: "I am a flying wolf and not a baboon."

"I am a manta ray dragon and not a chicken!"

Carton finally understands why the little chicken ignores him. Speaking of it, this kid is really stingy, awkward, don't like to call him a little chicken.

"Well, you guys are exactly the same age, and you have to get along well in the future." Evans tapped Sauter's **** with his toes, "Shook hands with Caton."

The little chicken slowly turned into a human form, a little Zhengtai who was just as tall as his father's knee, with red curly hair, a high nose, tilted chin, big eyes, chubby, and very energetic.

Wow, what a cute little BB, sparkling saliva flowed from the corner of another Zhengtai's mouth. Caton was a little thinner than Sauter, his short gray hair was messy piled on his head, and his eyebrows and eyelashes were all bald and bangs—this is Sauter's masterpiece.

"I'm sorry." Sauter looked at his white face and finally apologized.

"It's okay." Caton was already excited and didn't know how to please this love at first sight. He took the baby bottle in the guard's hand and said, "Please have afternoon tea."

The cleanliness prince Sauter looked at the baby bottle in the little werewolf's hand entangledly. Out of guilt, he took it and reluctantly took a sip: "Thank you."

Oh, he drank, he drank, exchanged saliva or something, it was really exciting, haha, Caton took the bottle and held it in his mouth, sobbed contentedly, and sniffed: "I'll take you outside to play. ."

The prince with facial paralysis looked at his father and then at Caton's white face, nodding his head against his will: "Okay."