Interstellar Tattered Queen
Chapter 138: Wall-drilling posture
Chapter 138 The posture of drilling the wall
Jane...Simplified version?
Also...Can you play like this?
Jiyou glared at Mu Jianling, hoping to make her change this absurd decision with her grievous eyes.
Mu Jianling raised his hand, flicked Jiyou's brain, and cursed: "What are you staring at? Then stare at it!"
Season Pomelo: "..."
Mu Jianling raised his hand, knocked on Jiyou's brain door, and cursed: "Get out of training! Dare to chirp with me again, and train for 2 hours after class!"
Jiyou dared not express any complaints immediately, and immediately went to the small mecha with grievances.
Yes.
Small mech.
If someone else’s mech is a huge giant, Jiyou’s mech can only be described as a little cat. In a bunch of giants, it is really very weak, pitiful, and helpless...
What a miserable mech.
Stopped alone in the corner, with ashes all over her body.
At the moment when she saw the little mecha, Ji You was a little speechless. For a while, she said quietly, "You are so weak, probably no one will choose you except me. Forget it, it's damn, nothing Nie Yuan placed everywhere."
Jiyou walked to the small mech, and according to the operating instructions, first put on the protective clothing before boarding the mech.
This small mecha is very similar to the antique mecha operated by Jiyou on the Star Network, but with a few more buttons, only a barrel, and the cold weapon is also a huge knife... In addition to the cockpit, the machine There is also a lounge in A, but the space is very narrow.
Jiyou took a little observation and began to connect to the spirit connector.
When the mental power was connected, Ji Yu was shocked. This is a very strange feeling, not only the change of vision, but also the feeling that the whole person has become abnormally clumsy. Yes, it is clumsy. It's as if the hands are not hands, and feet are not feet...All the senses seem to be not their own, let alone operate freely.
Jiyou knows that this is because of the unsuitability of piloting mechs for the first time. Normal humans, as long as we want to say something in our heart, we can say it right away with our mouth open. If you want to lift your foot and walk two steps, you can walk right away.
Anyway, the human brain is like a complex and sophisticated host that controls the various organs of the body——
but--
What if there is a problem with the brain, or the limbs, body...etc. body parts cannot be connected?
Ji Yu now feels like this is the case. The brain seems to be unable to control the limbs, and the limbs cannot sense the brain. The link between the two is broken...
Then, Ji You tried to lift her hand, but found that she couldn't move her hand at all. She continued to try, but the hands of the small mecha were still pulling softly.
Jiyou: "Little Mecha, you are like this... I am very unprepared?"
The small mech is motionless.
Jiyou didn’t believe in evil, and suddenly raised her foot. At this moment, the little mecha, who had been quiet and motionless, suddenly bent her leg and moved half a step...
Jiyou is about to rejoice, and he planted forward suddenly, Jiyou secretly is not good, trying hard to rescue himself...
But--
She still looked at her whole body with mecha, in a very stupid posture, she fell into a big somersault, stumbled all over...
This scene is so ugly, how ugly.
Season Pomelo: "……"
Jiyou stretched out her index finger and tried to lift it up: "I think I can save it."
The index finger of the small mech did not move.
Season Pomelo: "……"
Jiyou tried to stand up, but couldn't move at all.
In this scene, the thief was embarrassed.
Jiyou felt a little embarrassed. She was afraid that the idiot Yue Qiguang suddenly jumped out to mock herself, thinking that everyone must be unaware of herself, she quickly got up——
At this time, the light from the corner of her eyes turned to the other side inadvertently, and Ji You’s pupils shrank suddenly:
Fuck!
what happened?
Who will explain, what's the matter with this mecha lying on the floor?
and--
They either lie down one by one, or crawl with a dog, twist, or stack together...
How ugly the posture is, how ugly.
On the other hand, the posture in which I fell is still elegant.
Season pomelo is instantly balanced! Even a little gloating, she tried to raise her head and look in the direction of Yue Qiguang. It's okay not to look at it. At first glance, Ji You almost smiled!
I saw it—Yue Qiguang’s head of the sand sculpture-driven mecha slammed into the alloy wall of the training room and couldn’t be pulled out. Yue Qiguang was opening his mouth and shouting, “Fuck!”
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Teacher, why can't my head be pulled out? Why does my head get deeper and deeper as soon as I use force?"
Yue Qiguang struggled hard. The heavy armor he was driving broke through the army. At this time, even his head and half of his body had fallen into the wall, and only two legs were still shaking outside...
This picture——
is not ‘funny’ at all!
Yue Qiguang: "Ahhhh!!! Teacher!!! Hurry up and teach me how to pull my head out!"
Mu Jianling had a dark face, kicked Yue Qiguang's mecha ass, and cursed: "Idiot! Your posture for drilling the wall is really standard! Everyone-come and see! After drilling the wall and drilling holes, they will use this as a standard!"
All around suddenly burst into laughter——
Mu Jianling raised his eyes, and coldly scanned the surrounding circle: "Big brother, don't laugh, second brother! Look at your own stupidity! Fifty steps to laugh one hundred steps! Do you have a face?"
"At least others will use mechas to drill walls! Let's look at you again..."
"Are some people still unable to move one step yet?"
"Isn't your face hot?"
Around: "……"
Heart!
Too heartbreaking!
Jiyou dare not laugh anymore. The idiot Yue Qiguang, at least drove a few tons of broken army to drill the wall... how about himself? Driving a simplified version of the toy mecha, you can't even move a finger.
It hurts.
Face hurts so much.
Yue Qiguang’s face was hot from the beginning, and when he heard Mu Jianling’s words, he immediately shook again: "Idiots! Dad is stupid, and better than you! Dissatisfied? Let's drill the wall together!"
"Dad slings all of you!"
Mu Jianling squinted at him, and suddenly said loudly: "Yue Qiguang No. 2222, severely damaged the training room. The training room will be cleaned for one month!"
Yue Qiguang: "……"
students:"……"
What is this called?
Happiness leads to sadness?
Don’t die?
Everyone was smiling, but they dared not make a sound.
Mu Jianling didn’t know that these skin monkeys were holding back a smile, she coldly looked around, and said: "I have coached for so many years, you are the worst student I have ever taught!"
"All Stars, I can never find anyone more stupid than you!" Mu Jianling's tone was full of helplessness to hate iron and steel.
Around: "……"
Quiet as a chill.
Jiyou: It feels a little strange. Why are you so familiar? I always feel like I've heard it countless times.
Furthermore, is the attack range a bit wide?
Mu Jianling doesn't care about the embarrassment of the students underneath. She asked loudly: "You understand the difficulty of driving a mecha now, right?"
(End of this chapter)
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