Interstellar Tattered Queen

  Chapter 46 Mudslides in the Live Broadcasting World

1 second.

  2 seconds.

3 seconds.

  ……

  The audience is full of expectations——

  Cheng Yu opened his mouth, always feeling that the last few words are always a little difficult to utter.

   "What are you going to do?"

   "Are you going to say it soon?"

   "Ada, if you grind your chicks again, you will come out and die!"

Cheng Yu took a deep breath: "Dear viewers, fathers of the sponsors, hello, everyone, I have been live broadcasting for so long, and I have been a person who believes in my words. Now that I have said something, of course I will do it. There are some promises, since I have spoken, of course I have to fulfill my promises. So—today, my grandma is going to live broadcast women's clothing in front of everyone!"

  Hiss——

   "Livestock!"

   "Livestock!"

   "Livestock!"

  As soon as Cheng Yu spoke, the screen was full of animals!

   is too hard.

  It’s too hard!

  For the live broadcast, I really don’t even need my face.

  This is not an animal, what is it?

   "Ada, for the sake of the meal, did you tear your face?"

   "Ada, don't just eat, I will support you."

   "Ada, think twice!"

   "Ada, please respect yourself!"

  ……

Regardless of the snowflake-like barrage in front of him, after Cheng Yu finished speaking, he opened a bag with a look of death. The bag contained a set of women's clothes. Cheng Yu was a single dog, a noble single dog, of course at home. There were no women’s clothes. Because it was a temporary conscious decision, Cheng Yu had to order a set of maid’s clothes from his nanny robot...

audience:"!!!"

  Cheng Yu looked around and said, "Master audience, dad audience, I am going to..."

   Immediately——

  The screen goes black.

After a few moments, when the screen slowly lit up, what caught your eye was a man who was nearly two meters in length, sturdy, handsome and tall, dressed in a maid's uniform that looked very narrow relative to his figure, with lace trim. Dotted around his waist, a pair of black stockings are placed on his long, straight, long legs. Vaguely, he can still see the hair of his legs...This picture...The audience only thinks that their eyes are about to be blinded!

   "Ada! Crazy!"

   "Ada, don't hurt me!"

   "Ada, don't want to hurt me!"

   "Ada, go back quickly!"

   "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

   "Everyone, run! Dog's life matters..."

  "High-energy warning ahead, run!"

   "Help! Uncle police help!"

  "I'm selling quick-acting heart-relief pills, each with 100 credits, as long as 100, all 100..."

  Cheng Yu: "……"

  Heizi: "!!! To be finished!"

  At this moment, Cheng Yu’s sorrowful operation, even the sunspots couldn’t stand it, and they immediately took the opportunity to retreat...

  The audience unanimously said: "Da, go and change your clothes quickly, and everyone will assume that nothing has happened."

  A slight hesitation flashed on Cheng Yu's face...

  The audience's reaction, Cheng Yu had actually expected it, but now she retreats, the effect of causing a sensation is certainly not great, what if the mysterious master did not see it, or was not satisfied?

  The audience persuaded: "Ada! Don't be obsessed with understanding!"

  Cheng Yu hesitated.

  The audience persuades again: "Ada, there is no limit to the sea of ​​suffering, and there is a shore when you look back—"

  Cheng Yu gritted his teeth, since he wears everything, are you afraid that it will be a hammer? In order to attract the attention of the master and to gain the favor of the master, how about he loses his face?

  The audience saw the expression on Cheng Yu's face change from hesitation to firmness...Everyone thought of something, and suddenly panicked: "Ada! Please be your own person!"

  Cheng Yu looked at the gaffes of the audience, a smile appeared at the corners of his mouth:

  Although I was embarrassed, but also succeeded in bringing the audience's fathers to suffer with me.

   value!

  More on that——

  This is to please the master, everything is meaningful.

   value!

   "Ahem..."

Cheng Yu cleared his voice, facing the surroundings, and said with a serious face: "My Ah Da, the screen name'A Da takes you to Taobao', today can be described as the first man in the live broadcast industry to broadcast women's clothing. I am not ashamed, but think Rong! Because—"

  The audience hissed: "Shut up the animals!"

   Cheng Yu watched the audience's reaction, and smiled at the corners of his lips: "Because-I want to fulfill my promise."

  Audience: "You fulfilled your promises, what caused us to suffer?"

  Nowadays, the live broadcast industry is diverse and chaotic, but there is really no man who wears women's clothing live. This women's clothing is still a poisonous oath that Cheng Yu used to rant during the live broadcast. Later, he kept screaming and never acted.

  This show operation today is simply ——

  The audience almost poked blindly.

Cheng Yu looked around and said with a heavy face: "I have eyes and no beads. I mistakenly used pearls as fish eyes. It is an unforgivable sin. My mistakes have caused a great negative impact and are unforgivable! Here, I want to make it public. Apologize to Master Celadon: I'm sorry! I am blind."

audience:"???"

  Celadon master?

  Where did the master come out of this?

  What master?

  Mecha master?

   Horcrux master?

  Agricultural master?

  ……

When the audience was puzzled, Cheng Yu began to explain, saying: "My grandma, at 8 pm on August 21, 1307, I accidentally entered the shop opened by the master celadon and found 9 pieces of grass. Seed fruit necklace. And I, with eyes but no beads, mistakenly regarded a pendant worth 1 million as 1000 credits. I made such a serious mistake. I am not a human being! I am not worthy of being a human being, so I declare: From now on I am the celadon master's horse. I will saddle the front and back for the celadon master, and I will not hesitate!"

audience:"!!!"

  What the hell?

  This set, a set of...

   almost confuses the audience.

  Especially the brawny man wearing a maid’s uniform, a lace apron around his waist, and a bow tie on his head, speaking such shameless words with a little pitiful repentance of making mistakes——

  The audience almost vomited blood!

  So that, everyone did not hear what Cheng Yu said.

and also--

  Grass Seed Fruit Pendant?

  It seems that there is such a thing.

  Cheng Yu is still meditating on himself: "After deep reflection, I decided to keep my eyes open in the future and never blind Taobao or appraise treasure again. My ability is not enough to match the name Tao Xiaobao..."

  Audience: "What?"

  The audience came back to their senses and left messages: "Ada, you said a lot, but haven't explained clearly what is going on?"

  Cheng Yu: "From now on, Ah Da will be Ah Da, and there will be no Tao Xiaobao in the world."

audience:"???"

   Vomiting blood——

In fact, Cheng Yu didn't directly disclose the news that the grass seed fruit is a Horcrux before, because no one noticed, he hooked up with the master first, striving to become the master's apex, cute...but now this careful thinking obviously doesn't work. Besides, Cheng Yu previously thought that the mysterious master was a person who was indifferent to fame and fortune. He opened such a small shop for the purpose of unwilling to attract people's attention and unwilling to disclose his identity...

but--

  After a bit of advice from the sunspots, Cheng Yu has now drilled the tip of the horns. He deeply believes that he must have said that the 1 million Horcrux was 1,000 yuan, which made the master angry...

  So, he must do something now to rectify the master's name! Giving momentum to the master...

  Looking at the number of people in the live broadcast room rising again and again, the scope of radiation is getting wider and wider——

1.5 million--

  2 million——

3000000--

5000000--

  7 million——

  10 million——

  Cheng Yu raised a smile of joy at the corner of his mouth:

  [Master must be very happy to see it, right? ]

  　 at eight o'clock in the evening, there is one more, please collect, ask for recommendation, all kinds of requests, a lot of collections, a lot of comments, a lot of tickets... The author is motivated.

  (End of this chapter)