Inventory of the strange things in the asylum, I am driving the whole world crazy

Obviously, no matter how loud the governor roared, it was too late!

If you want to contact this tour group directly, you can only find out which tour group this tour group is, and then let people contact the tour guide!

And at this time, the car has stopped steadily in front of the holiday villa, under the guidance of the tour guide, everyone is ready to go, a group of middle-aged and elderly grandpa and aunts, with big bags and small bags got out of the car.

Obviously, they will have a pleasant evening here and then go browsing.

At this time, in the live broadcast screen, the barrage gradually increased!

“Oh, there are so many group performances? I also want to be a group performer, and I also want to be on fire! Ahhhh, can anyone tell me if the SCP micro-movie team is still hiring? I’m going to be a group performer! I’m also going to dance in the sun with a predatory parasol! ”

“Move! Our East Factory needs talents like you! ”

“Our West Factory also needs talents like you!”

“Our screw factory also needs talents like you!”

“Huh, when a group performer? You’re here to deliver food, right? ”

“I’m really curious, if there is no protagonist’s aura, what is the survival rate of ordinary people in the face of containment?”

“Sorry, interrupt, unless faced with containment that is not dangerous, ordinary people have no survival rate!”

“Die laughing, don’t talk about ordinary people, it’s those so-called superheroes in science fiction movies who are coming, and they also want to be gg!”

“In other words, who is the protagonist this time? Is it the little beauty tour guide? It looks pretty clean and sweet! ”

“Brothers, do you believe in love at first sight? I found out I was in love! ”

“Bah, what love at first sight? You are the body of a gluttonous person, you slut! ”

At this time, accompanied by various ridicules from countless netizens.

In the live broadcast screen, the little beautiful tour guide finally gathered all the middle-aged and elderly tourists, and Balabala’s said a lot, introducing how this mountain is, introducing the history here, and introducing the customs and customs here.

I have to say that this little beauty’s oral work… Eloquence is really good!

Countless people watched with relish, just look at the little beauty’s small mouth, and said a lot….

As for what was said?

Then sorry, who remembers?

Don’t say that these netizens can’t remember, even those middle-aged and elderly travelers, one by one, their minds are not on this.

They are like stragglers, smoking cigarettes, looking for a place to sit, lazy, unorganized and undisciplined.

The little beautiful tour guide who was angry fell with her small chest, and she almost didn’t cry out from anger….

Countless netizens laughed, calling it too real.

Fortunately, the little beautiful tour guide seemed to be accustomed to this kind of thing, and in the end, after saying two words, he took people into the resort villa, arranged these grandpas and aunts, and entered different rooms each.

Finally, after settling down completely, this group of grandpas and aunts walked to the balcony, took pictures, chatted and chatted, and even got together to play poker and mahjong.

Beer melon seeds small peanuts, that is called a cozy.

The previously deserted resort became very lively in an instant.

“Gee, this group of performances is really good, it is completely like a leisure vacation for tourists.”

“Hey, Auntie over there, what are the three? Hit 80,000 ah, you don’t want it, you want a bumper beard? ”

“I grass, I found that there is a big master over here, two kings and four two, straight to the top, why is this special fight?”

“Despise everyone called Jiangnan little gambling monster! Let me pass, I’m going to kill indiscriminately! Can he second me with seventeen cards? He can second me with seventeen cards, and I eat this computer on the spot! ”

“In other words, why is this SCP-803 predatory parasol not moving?” Isn’t this a bunch of targets? Or are there no SCP-803 in these umbrellas? ”

“It’s impossible, the containment is definitely in these umbrellas, but it should be opened so that the abnormality of the umbrella will be revealed, right?”

“Yes, it should be, I just don’t know which grandpa and aunt will become a lucky group performer?”

“I grass, I don’t know if it’s blind, why do I seem to see my mother?”

“No, I also seem to have seen my second uncle, when did he go to join the group?” Didn’t he go on a tour? ”

“Could it be that they happened to be there when the video was being filmed? As a group show by the way? ”

At this moment, some netizens looked at the picture in front of them in amazement, and some netizens even directly began to call their families.

Then, they strangely found that in the picture in front of them, their relatives, the phone rang, and then, picked up the phone!

Their brains are buzzing, blank!

At this moment, many people are anxious, they have no time to post a barrage on the Internet, and quickly ask, whether they are participating in a variety show or being performed as a group….

But obviously, the answer they received was no.

At this moment, they were numb again, and their scalps were numb.

In their minds, an incredible thought came to mind….

Isn’t this a micro-movie? This is a live broadcast?!!

Since it is a live broadcast, then the containment …

They still didn’t believe it, and they didn’t die, so they quickly sent a connection to their parents, wanting to ask for proof.

But obviously, these old people looked at the connection on the mobile phone, looked at the inexplicable video, their faces couldn’t help but be a little distorted, and showed them an emoji of a subway old man looking at his mobile phone on the spot!

They don’t understand it at all, and they don’t understand what it means.

“Run, second uncle, hurry up!”

“Mom, get out of the umbrella quickly, hurry up, go quickly!”

“Uncle, stop smoking, run, run quickly, don’t look back!”

At this moment, they shouted anxiously, and their faces were a little pale with fright.

They suddenly discovered a terrifying fact….

Perhaps, this SCP Foundation is real, and those containment objects are also real!

Wow!

They cursed in their hearts, completely lost their thoughts of watching the excitement, from happy to frightened, it was just a momentary transformation!

And yet….

“Run what run? Look at your second uncle and I have seventeen cards seconds them, spring! The card-playing uncle took a cigarette and followed his nephew with interest, his eyes full of golden light!

“Run what run? Tired or not? Two tubes! Son, mom told you, mom, this dragon seven pair, just wait to collect the money! The card-playing aunt whispered into the phone, and then hung up the phone directly.

“Run? Are you scared when you are your uncle? Back then, he was eloquent and crossed … Ahem, what scene has Lao Tzu not seen? How big is still running? Did the devil kill again? Or is the mountain going to collapse? No matter how big it is, if your uncle blinks, he is not a master! “The smoking uncle is full of spirit, fearless, and then hangs up the phone directly!

At this moment, everyone’s hearts are cold!

The most important thing is….

Some uncles howled and said that the sun was too big….

The staff of the villa hurriedly trotted forward and opened the huge parasol…