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“Dear viewers and friends, good morning, this is the morning news of Su City.”

“……”

“Yesterday, the famous singer brother came to Su City to hold a concert, and the scene was extremely hot.”

“Under the protection of the police and staff at the scene, the concert was successfully completed.”

“At the concert scene, the police arrested more than 30 people from the theft gang.”

“I am now being escorted to the Public Security Bureau, and the case is being tried.”

“……”

“This is today’s Su City morning news, thank you for watching.”

“We’ll see you next time.”

…

As soon as the news came out, it exploded directly on the Internet!

“My God! Caught more than thirty at once, Brother Xueyou is super-godly! ”

“Haha, two days ago, Brother Xueyou’s team was still refuting rumors, and as a result, this one directly caught more than thirty, this is a wave of reverse milk!”

“Obeyed, I don’t just obey Brother Xueyou now, I now serve that UP master, what I said is simply reasonable!”

“There are alumni, no criminals! Brother Xueyou’s evil nemesis! ”

“What kind of brain circuits are these criminals! All the schoolmates’ concerts have been caught, so why do you have to desperately go up? ”

“It is estimated that they were all affected by the buff of Brother Xueyou, and the IQ of the criminal was offline.”

……

There is a heated discussion on the Internet, and the Xueyou brother on the other side.

At this moment, Brother Xueyou is preparing to go out, and the concert is over, but there are still many activities in Su City this time.

Under the escort of the team, Brother Xueyou came to today’s event site without risk.

After completing a series of work, I came to the outside of the crowd of reporters as usual.

As soon as the reporters saw Brother Xueyou come out, they all went crazy and rushed towards Brother Xueyou madly.

Fortunately, the bodyguards were more powerful, blocking these crazy reporters in the outer circle, allowing them to ask questions from a distance.

A reporter was ordered, immediately handed the microphone out excitedly, and said excitedly: “First of all, congratulations to Brother Xueyou’s successful concert yesterday, and more than 30 criminals were arrested on the spot. ”

When Brother Xueyou heard the first half of the sentence, his face was full of smiles, and when he heard the second half, his face was full of mother’s approval!

Can you not mention this!

It’s bad to think about!

My own good concert scene has directly become a special police and bandit movie scene!

“May I ask Brother Xueyou, are you an undercover agent of the police?” The reporter asked excitedly: “Are you cooperating with the police, which is why you chose to hold a concert at the crime scene?” ”

God’s special crime scene concert!

Brother Xueyou suddenly became numb, and said with an embarrassed smile: “Don’t talk nonsense, this is all nonsense, it’s just a coincidence.” ”

“Brother Xueyou, you reveal, you reveal!” The reporter shouted undyingly.

Brother Xueyou showed an embarrassed but polite smile, ordered another reporter to ask a question, and asked the bodyguard to quickly pull this reporter away.

Another reporter immediately took the microphone and asked: “Brother Xueyou, there will always be criminals caught at your concert, what do you think is your role in this?” ”

Brother Xueyou: Tired, destroy.

What the hell is this!

What is the role, I know what the role is, why did this group of criminals come to my concert!!!

“Ahem.” Brother Xueyou smiled, looked around at the dense group of reporters, and said: “Yesterday’s concert has been successfully completed, although there were some minor accidents, but in general, it is broad, thank you for liking.” ”

After saying this, Brother Xueyou immediately greeted the bodyguard, and left without looking back, his heart was full of speechless emotions, he didn’t want to stay here for a second, he wanted to be quiet.

…..

Brother Xueyou was helpless, tired and got into the car, and his two fingers kept rubbing his eyebrows.

“Learn… Brother Xueyou. The assistant next to him suddenly spoke.

“What’s wrong?” Brother Xueyou asked with his eyes closed.

“That… Hang City Police, @Your Bib. ”

“What?! What do they @ me do? “Brother Xueyou was stunned, what are the Hangzhou police @ doing, he hasn’t gone to Hangzhou City to hold a concert, that’s the next stop.”

“They said…” the assistant said weakly as he handed the phone over: “They said they were ready.” ”

God is ready!

Brother Xueyou wants to vomit blood!

As for what!

Isn’t it just that I caught a few at the concert… Dozens of criminals, as for this, say in advance that they are ready!

Brother Xueyou took the mobile phone speechlessly, looked at it, and suddenly felt physically and mentally exhausted.

Just like that, the comments below are already 999+!

Countless netizens are discussing his title of god hunter hotly below, and they are all shouting grooves there!

Xueyou helplessly flipped through the comments below, flipping through, he actually found that someone was there to bring the rhythm!

This man is….

Xiao Jingteng!

Nima!

Brother Xueyou flipped down, and at the bottom, he saw Xiao Jingteng’s message: Congratulations to Brother Xueyou for mentioning the title of ‘God Catcher’!

There are also a bunch of netizens below, and the rain god catches the god connected!

Brother Xueyou immediately became numb and cursed: “This Xiao Jingteng ran out to make some fun, it’s sick!” ”

“It may be…” the assistant said weakly, “He has recently been put on the title of Rain God, and he is not happy in his heart.” ”

Rain God?

Brother Xueyou immediately asked.

“Dare to take my rhythm, I’ll bring him back!” As soon as he understood it clearly, Brother Xueyou said suddenly.

“What, Brother Xueyou.” The assistant hurriedly said: “This is also to increase your popularity, or such a positive title, this character is conducive to your exposure.” ”

“I’d rather not have this exposure.” Brother Xueyou said depressedly: “I’m a singing person, give me some of this title to do, won’t there be a police squat there every time I have a concert, what will it be.” ”

Xueyou was helpless and took the car back to the hotel.

As soon as he entered the room, Brother Xueyou’s agent ran over with an excited look.

“What’s so happy?” Brother Xueyou asked puzzled.

The agent immediately said excitedly: “A director asked you to play a role, saying that this role is simply suitable for you, it is simply tailored for you, and said that you must be able to act.” ”

“What role suits me so well?” Brother Xueyou asked curiously.

The agent said with excitement on his face: “Six doors catch gods!” ”

Xueyou: “…”

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