The video starts playing.
In the picture, two lines of words are first revealed:
[You drop this mouth! ] What kind of mouth is this? This is a crow’s mouth! 】
[The strongest poisoned milk in the entertainment industry!!! What I relied on turned out to be just a mouth!!! 】
Then, the two lines faded, and a piece of clothing appeared in the picture.
For a while, the appearance of this dress made many netizens puzzled:
“What is it? Is there anything mysterious about this dress? ”
“The UP Lord won’t say, what poisonous milk attributes does this dress have?!”
“UP Lord, are you going to prepare to summarize the magic items?”
“Is there a costume expert who knows this dress, popularize it to everyone!”
“Laxative, people in Paris, just got off the plane, this dress master does not know.”
Soon, Su Bai solved the confusion of netizens.
On the screen, the clothes rotated in the picture to show netizens a circle, and immediately, the voice appeared:
[xx brand radiation protection clothing, pregnant women can also ignore radiation, so that everyone can eat melons with peace of mind! ] 】
[xx brand protective clothing, you deserve it, not only anti-radiation, but also anti-poison milk! ] 】
“Groove!” The stupid little sister was immediately stunned: “The old lady ditch is leaking, you just show me this?!” ”
In the live broadcast room, it suddenly exploded:
“I’ll go! It’s actually a special advertisement, up lord, you deceive my feelings! ”
“I’m Nima! Lao Tzu guessed for a long time, his brain was overheated, you are actually an advertisement! ”
“What the hell! Up lord This is hard, can this be hard-connected? ”
“I feel like I’m being teased, but I have no proof!”
“It’s like seeing the abominable face of the UP Lord when he is cutting the video!”
Subsequently, the video continues.
The picture finally appeared, a stage appeared on the screen, it was a variety show.
On the stage, a middle-aged man stood in front with a thick bamboo pole in his hand, and a young man stood behind him.
According to the program, this is the uncle and nephew.
The uncle in front, holding the bamboo pole in a few fancy movements, then put the bamboo pole on his shoulder.
The nephew behind him saw the opportunity, accelerated a few steps, jumped onto the bamboo pole, and then climbed to the top of the bamboo pole like a monkey on a tree.
Just after the young man climbed to the top, several difficult acrobatic moves began to be performed, which caused the audience to cheer and exclaim.
Offstage, a row of judges sat there, their faces full of surprise.
The lineup of judges is also very luxurious, and they are all stars who were very popular before.
Among them are Cai Guoqing, and two stars who cannot write, a man and a woman.
As the acrobatic movements on the stage continued to unfold, the three judges constantly clapped their hands, and even some people’s expressions were very exaggerated.
As soon as this video came out, Du Xiaomei immediately began to prophesy: “Is it the teacher of Cai Guoqing?” I guess this acrobats are going to Waterloo! ”
The live broadcast room also immediately began a lively discussion:
“No, I guess the person below wants Waterloo, and the bamboo pole will be taken off in an instant!”
“It should be that the person performing acrobatics above has a greater probability of getting rid of it, is it this judge with an exaggerated expression?”
“How do I feel like a Cai Guoqing teacher? 365 blessings still in my ears! ”
“Bold hypothesis, first the people above got rid of their hands, and then the people below also got rid of their hands, and the two of them drank poisoned milk together.”
“The people above you, the people below, how do I feel that you are driving?”
“Can you be pure in thought? Du Xiaomei quickly continued, don’t let these people drive anymore. ”
“Okay, let’s go on.” After Du Xiaomei finished speaking, she pressed the space bar, and the video continued to play.
The uncle and nephew on the stage are still performing, and the difficulty of the nephew’s movements on the bamboo pole is getting higher and higher.
The judges in the audience also became more and more exaggerated.
Just when everyone was speculating about who would get rid of the uncle and nephew.
The screen turned and came to the backstage.
Backstage, the host Sabine Xiaosa is watching the program backstage.
“Groove! This is still hiding a person! The little girl suddenly said: “This poisonous milk won’t be Teacher Xiao Sa, is it the person above who got rid of it, or the person below?” ”
In the picture, as the nephew made another difficult move, it caused the audience to exclaim.
Teacher Xiao Sa also turned his head at this time, looked at the camera, gave a thumbs up, and praised: “Good bamboo!” ”
Teacher Xiao Sa praised it so much, and immediately finished laughing at the netizens in the live broadcast room:
“Teacher Xiao Sa, what kind of brain circuit is this, lying groove! People perform acrobatics, he actually went to praise bamboo! ”
“It’s a real hammer, the poisoned milk is Teacher Xiao Sa, after this praise, one of the uncles and nephews must be able to get rid of it.”
“Uncle and nephew: Are we not worthy? We are performing here tirelessly, you actually go to boast of a bamboo! ”
“Did Xiao Sa say the wrong thing? Friends who understand hurry up to listen, if there is a wrong sound, we will report it and deduct Xiao Sa’s salary! ”
Du Xiaomei looked at the discussion of netizens in the live broadcast room, and she was also smiling numbly, shaking to A, but no one had the heart to watch this at this time.
The video continues.
In the picture, I saw Teacher Xiao Sa turn his head, and after praising ‘good bamboo’ in front of the camera, before he turned his head back, there was a ‘click’ behind him!
Bamboo…… Broken!
With a ‘click’, Xiao Sa quickly turned his head and saw the broken bamboo at once.
Everyone made up for it in their hearts.
Xiao Sa looked back at the bamboo with a confused expression, how could the bamboo still break?
There was chaos on the stage, the bamboo broke, and the nephew above suddenly fell, and everyone hurried up to save people.
At this moment, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded:
“Groove! Caught off guard! This bamboo can actually be broken! ”
“Hahaha! What poisonous milk! Boast about bamboo, bamboo can be broken! ”
“It turns out that Waterloo is actually bamboo! Teacher Xiao Sa is so skillful! ”
“Acrobatic performance results in Waterloo are props! In other words, Teacher Xiao Sa can praise the bamboo, this poisoned milk is a little high! ”
Du Xiaomei covered her mouth and laughed there: “Little Sa teacher cow!” In a word, the bamboo is praised, and you have this brain circuit, and the acrobatic performance you praise the bamboo, now the bamboo is boasted! ”
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