Invincible, Why Do I Need To Do It Myself
Chapter 1:
Invincible, why do I need to do it myself
Ma Sha looked at the reinforcement table and was shocked!
"The chest has anti-penetration and anti-breaking properties? So is it a composite armor? The perfect shape can bounce?"
"Give me more armor!"
In short, this is an unpretentious story of opening the harem and closing the girls to add attributes to girls, strengthen and then play super power battles with intimacy.
But it is really a love comedy.
real.
Chapter 001 Narcissism Xueba and Qingchun X Childhood Sweethearts
As soon as Ma Sha arrived at the square in front of the Manzhan Pavilion, he saw the crowd gathered in the photo zone in units of lumps.
He walked towards the biggest one without thinking about it.
-Surrounded by the center, nine out of ten are the childhood sweethearts and horses Chihiro who lives opposite him.
Since going to high school until now, Ma Sha has been looking for Lin Chihiro in the manga exhibition, relying on this method to achieve "quick positioning", only one mistake: that time the manga exhibition party invited the famous Japanese COSER Iori Moe over, and finally overwhelmed it. The dazzling light of his childhood sweetheart.
Thinking of that time, Ma Sha couldn't help but sigh, Iori Moe was so cute.
My childhood sweetheart is of course not bad, but no matter how good-looking girl you are, you will see her wearing a round-neck T-shirt that can be used as a robe and men’s big pants slumped on her sofa, holding the handle and shouting " You are blocking my gun." Then your impression of her is basically locked on the iron buddies.
Ma Sha squeezed through the "outer wall" composed of photographers carrying long guns and short cannons, ignoring all the white eyes, and went straight to the girl in the middle of the crowd.
Someone from behind shouted: "Your mother blocked my camera!"
Ma Sha turned her head to compare her middle finger, and then said to the girl, "Let's go."
"Your cram school is off quickly." The girl widened her eyes, and then took out her mobile phone from the pocket of the COS suit, "It's only four o'clock."
"This afternoon is for the mathematics of the cram school. I handed in the paper one hour early." Ma Sha shrugged.
"Why don't you hand in your papers in advance for the monthly exam?"
"Monthly exams need to be checked. In order to keep my exclusive seat, naturally I have to be careful." Ma Sha and Lin Qianxun's experimental middle school monthly exam seats are arranged according to the ranking of the previous monthly exam, because Ma Sha has always been in grade. First, so every monthly exam he would sit in the first position of the front door of the classroom in the first grade of high school.
He has always regarded this as his exclusive seat.
Every time he enters the examination room for the monthly exam, he will look at the back table pretentiously and say: "Ah, this time it is you, who was there last time?"
Because of this, Ma Sha offended more than half of the top 20 people in the third grade of the experimental middle school. This group of people thought that one day they would take Ma Sha’s "exclusive seat" and taunt him, "Ah, where was the number one last time? NS".
The remaining half that didn't offend were all girls.
The experimental middle school is different from other schools. The monthly examinations for liberal arts and sciences are not divided into papers, and the subjects of liberal arts should be the same difficult mathematics and comprehensive comprehensively as those of science.
Regardless of the papers, the rankings will also be ranked together. The result is that in the top 20 of the grade, men are all science and women are all liberal arts. Liberal arts classes and science classes are not even the same on the floor of the class. Maybe it is the distance that creates the beauty. The girls seem to have a good impression of Ma Sha.
It does not seem to include his childhood sweethearts.
After hearing Ma Sha’s answer, Lin Qianxun did not express anything. Instead, he completed a series of input on his mobile phone with "fingers" that were so fast that the shadows appeared, and then put the mobile phone into the secret pocket on the skirt. Plug, and wiped Ma Sha's schoolbag with his palm.
"Wear a handkerchief if your hands are sweaty."
"I have a tissue, but it's in the bag."
After speaking, Lin Qianxun smiled at the spears and short cannons that surrounded him, raised the volume and said: "Sorry, I will stop here today, I'm going home to do it!"
Ma Sha: "Go back to our home."
After speaking, he swiftly jumped to the side, avoiding Lin Qianxun's offensive.
The photographers began to disperse, and a few new faces came up cautiously and asked Chihiro for Weibo ID-these scenes are not surprising to Masha.
Then a new face ran over with Lin Qianxun's bag.
Ma Sha: "You changed logistics again?"
"Isn't it because you always look like an old husband and wife, and you drive people away? Thanks to you, this lady can't even raise a spare tire!"
"I think the **** in your speech is the main reason, right?"
Ma Sha once again quickly avoided the attack on the Xia San Lu. Although Ma Sha gave the impression of a dead house who was not good at sports, his athletic ability was not bad, but most of the time he was more willing to stay at home—he always claimed life. It's still coming.
Avoiding the attack of her childhood sweetheart, Ma Sha smiled and said to the new face logistics: "You have to look at her speech from a different angle: You see, this speech does not just mean that she does not have a spare tire, you still have a chance. "
"Yes...Is it?" The logistics gentleman looked embarrassed and shy.
Ma Sha: "You can be a spare tire if you work harder."
Ma Sha was very happy because he could hear the sound of heartbreak.
"You have a terrible personality." Lin Qianxun showed an expression of disgust.
"You are ashamed to say me? You are actually using me to drive flies, aren't you?"
"At least I wouldn't say in front of people that they are flies."
"Yeah, you dumped me all the black pot."
"Then what," Mr. Logistics looked embarrassed, "Well, I'm leaving now, Chihiro, I..."
"Thank you." Lin Qianxun smiled and took the bag from the logistics hand and stuffed it into Ma Sha's hand, then waved his hand to the logistics monarch, "bye bye."
So the latter can only go away angrily.
"If we are the characters in the book, readers must hate you to outdo me." Masha said.
Lin Qianxun looked at him up and down, and snorted: "You feel really good about yourself. If there is a novel whose protagonist is like you, it will definitely cause the novel to hit the streets because you are too annoying."
"Hahaha, that's right, my character is either a villain, or a handsome second man who is used to build popularity, and will die at the right time. The protagonist must be simple and unpretentious. This is so convenient for readers to bring in. If you watch Japanese anime, even if the protagonist opens and hangs it again later and then Long Aotian, he will definitely be set as an ordinary person at the beginning of the article, and even a little bit mournful. This is because Their target audience is all Heisei waste!"
"Yes, I know you like Death Note. But Death Note is also a work from the Heisei era. Little genius Ma Sha, how do you explain the death note fire? Ye Shenyue is a high IQ student and a senior official of the Metropolitan Police Department. The second-generation human set, shouldn't the Heisei waste physics be brought in?"
"Because Death Note is the subject of wits, well-designed wits constitute the core competitiveness of the work, so that the demand for readers' sense of substitution for this work is minimized. And like your current COS's magical girl theme work , The protagonist is an ordinary girl, isn’t it? But judging from the pure performance of the screen, the heroine is clearly the pinnacle of appearance in all the characters, and the result is still set as an'inconspicuous ordinary girl', which is clearly the author and The trap set by the editor's collusion."
Lin Qianxun looked up at the sky and said, "You seem to make sense. The heroine is so cute, it is impossible to be ordinary. It is normal to be treated by the stars like Teruqiao Xinmei. ."
"Who is Teruhashi Shinmi?" Ma Sha asked in confusion, "The character in the new magical girl animation?"
In this way, the two "old husbands and old wives" went out of the main entrance of the exhibition hall while chatting.
"Don't you change your clothes?" Masha asked suspiciously before entering the subway station.
"It's not a dress that sells meat today." Lin Qianxun opened his hands, "Look, it's so tightly wrapped, it's okay to take the subway."
As Lin Qianxun said, he took out Yangchengtong and swiped his card through the subway ticket gate.
"However, there may be children who point to you and say,'Mom, look at the little demon fairy.'" Ma Sha said as he passed the ticket gate.
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