Invincible, Why Do I Need To Do It Myself

Ma Sha took out his cell phone.

Although Ma Sha is a heavy home, but if he doesn't play COS, he may play COSER in his future plans. At that time, he didn't know that Lin Qianxun's love degree for him was negative 100, so he took it for granted. .

However, Ma Sha and the people who play COS in Guangdong are quite familiar with each other. At first, when Lin Qianxun was drawn into the local COS circle, he was almost ignored. Until one day later, the people in the group discovered that Ma Sha was particularly good at playing games.

Ma Sha is calm and reacts quickly. In the game, he can always judge the situation quickly and make the most correct response. Although he is not up to the level of a professional player, but among ordinary players, Ma Sha is definitely High play.

The legend of Ma Sha in the COS group of Chihiro began with a time to bring people to get points-to be precise, it was someone else who wanted to get girls to get points, sisters and Chihiro are best friends. When you see Ma Sha online, you will bring Marsala. Play together—Later, Ma Sha realized that the girl simply "didn't like that boy that much", so she didn't want to play in pairs.

At that time, Ma Sha didn't care about them. He just sat down in the Internet cafe and wanted to play a few more before the money ran out. The boy was all sorts of crooked in YY, Ma Sha directly hung up silently and hit his own.

As a result, Ma Sha was able to fly all over the court that day, and one person chased the opposite side for five runs.

Since then, Masha has gained a reputation in the group, as long as someone wants to be promoted, he will come to poke Masha and ask if he wants to form a platoon.

Later, the people in the group discovered that Masha played almost all the popular games, and they were played at the top of the pyramid under the professional players and ordinary players.

Later, the people in the group began to call Ma Sha "leg mother". Mom is a homophonic of a horse, and the legs are naturally the legs of the thighs.

This time Ma Sha just bubbling in the group and said "ask", and someone immediately asked: "Mother Legs, take me to my dreams, I have vomited on the two Hammer Brothers from Roosevelt Island, and I haven't dropped it yet. "Obviously, this person is talking about the latest game "The Division 2". "Sweet Dreams" are the top-notch in the game, which is very difficult to make.

"Swipe your sister," Ma Sha responded, "I'm in class, would you tell me to take a mobile phone to save Washington? Don't make trouble. Let me ask, the UP at station B, called Brother Ahua, is a male Is it a girl?"

Ma Sha would not come up and directly ask if anyone knows Ahua, that is too weird, pretending to be curious, her gender looks normal.

As soon as Ma Sha just asked, some people circled an ID called "Huahua High School Entrance Examination Needs to Come on": "Ah Hua is looking for someone!"

——Wang Defa? High school entrance examination? Nima, is this a third year student? I really don't believe it!

But after the first moment of surprise, Masha calmed down.

——No, think about it carefully, Chihiro was very predictable when he was in the third year of junior high school. On the contrary, there was no change in the three years of high school.

——Probably the biggest change is the continuous improvement of makeup technology?

Soon, the circled "Huahua High School Entrance Examination is going to cheer" came up: "What's the matter with my legs, I am very flattered to find me suddenly."

"Really? I am such a great person in your eyes, then I now give you a chance to further contact the great man and tell me your true gender!" Masha said.

The other party sent an emoticon with an ellipsis.

Then said: "You really don't know how to chat."

"This is a strategy that can distinguish me from licking dogs, and a bad impression is also a strong impression, much stronger than no impression. Now you remember me, don't you?"

Ma Sha is plausible.

The other party: "Wow, you are worthy of being a tyrant, it is the same annoying when talking."

--Um?

"In the past, when I was chased by the first grade, he wrote me a love letter like this. He wrote a bunch of inexplicable arguments, and finally'from this we can get'We are a match made in heaven'. I saw it and felt disgusting. funny."

It's over, Ma Sha thought, stepping on a landmine.

He died before leaving the teacher, which made the hero burst into tears.

After reciting these two sentences in his heart, Ma Sha put down his phone and continued to find the magic weapon.

What does it matter? Although this girl is very good-looking, his Masha was not shot by Cupid's arrow. "You must" or something, doesn't exist.

At this time, the party secretary spit on the side: "Why, I failed to tease my sister?"

"Well, I'm disgusted."

"It's normal. What you do best is to make a bad first impression."

"If you get more contact, you will find that I am a good person?" Ma Sha asked back.

The party secretary shrugged: "If you get in touch with it, you will find that you are indeed a nasty guy."

"Are you arrogant?"

"Look, this is the most annoying part of you. It seems to be joking, but it actually exposes your pride. So boys hate you. I understand it very specifically."

"I said, the two of us have been working as the squad leader's secretary partner for so long. I thought we were in a relationship of mutual appreciation. After a long time, you hate me?"

"No, I just said that I understand why boys hate you. Similarly, I also understand why you are highly praised by some girls."

Ma Sha is excited: This is the first time he has heard from a girl that he is well received among girls.

He automatically ignored the modifier "partial".

"Really? Then tell me, how am I popular with girls?" Ma Sha asked happily. This is an important reference. You can use this to pick up girls in the future.

At this time, the buddies at the front desk couldn't help but glance back at Ma Sha and the branch secretary, seemingly dissatisfied with the two of them talking about this topic in class at a volume that the person next to them can hear. It's a pity that his performance is not as good as those of the two, so after a glance, he went back to work on the problem.

The party secretary glanced at Ma Sha's front seat, picked up the phone, and started typing-it seemed that he didn't want to disturb others.

Then Ma Sha's phone popped up a reminder bubble that he received a new message.

Ma Sha opened it, and the party secretary said: "The poetry in your heart and the distance are fatal to some girls."

"I studied science." Ma Sha pointed out this point decisively. "Moreover, I can only write argumentative essays every time I take an exam composition. My teacher evaluates it as a strong argument with strong arguments and a courage to argue with reason, but unfortunately it is too similar. I’m answering a math problem. And when I write a narrative lyrical composition, I will digress and get low marks."

The party secretary used his slender fingers to input another word on the phone.

"How many crappy love poems do you think a good-looking girl will receive in her life? I am not talking about such superficial poems and distant places. How can I say, for example, those aspiring young people who devoted themselves to revolution in those years were Girls have a fatal attraction, making them willing to give everything, and even follow these dreaming big boys to climb the snow-capped mountains and across the grass. Do you understand that?"

"What I must point out is that most of the aspiring young people you mentioned are handsome guys in history."

Seeing Ma Sha's reply, the party secretary raised his head, frowned, raised Dan Feng's eyes, and stared at Ma Sha.

"Why?" Ma Sha asked directly without using his mobile phone, "Isn't what I'm telling is the truth? So now the several main themes of the new film use small fresh meat to play aspiring young people, in fact, it can be regarded as a restoration of historical facts in terms of appearance."

The secretary of the regiment had an expression of "My mom is disappointed with you".

At this time Masha suddenly noticed something.

"Fang Qiuyi, your lipstick today is Saint Laurent No. 42 gold round tube, right?"

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"Huh? It's not easy, I actually recognize it." The party secretary looked surprised, "Why, the straight guy is tired of it, ready to make a big stride in the direction of the pseudo-mother?"

"Why did you come to such a conclusion? It's just that some lipstick knowledge was popularized this morning, so you can apply what you learned. By the way, is it because you used No. 42 because..."

"It has nothing to do with the truth of the universe. I have always liked this color number. When I first used it, I was worried that you would arbitrarily understand that I was interested in you. As a result, you, a straight man, did not notice the color of lipstick. What's up."