Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

Chapter 560: After learning acupuncture for two minutes, you dare to do it to yourself?

Just listening to what Mu Yao said.

Chen Mu almost couldn't breathe.

If he didn't have the ability himself.

Chen Mu could not wait to fly to an apartment immediately to see if the patient was still alive.

Look at the roof of the car.

Chen Mu feels that his career may have really come to an end this time.

"Hiss! I can feel Dr. Chen's despair right now through the screen."

"Can you not be desperate? If this really kills someone, maybe Dr. Chen and Chinese acupuncture will be blamed for the crispy college student."

"Under normal circumstances, doesn't acupuncture need to be performed by professionals?"

"That's for others. There are indeed many people among the people who give themselves acupuncture and moxibustion at home. However, moxibustion is more than acupuncture, and the probability of accidents is also smaller."

"Those who give themselves acupuncture, although they don't have a medical qualification certificate, are still good at it. It's different from those who dare to give themselves acupuncture just by buying a book!"

"Stop talking, I feel like Dr. Chen is really going to resign this time..."

"Perhaps it was not Dr. Chen who resigned on his own initiative, but Dr. Chen promoted acupuncture on the show and he wanted to resign."

"But if he takes the blame and resigns because of someone else's mistake, wouldn't it be a bit unfair to Dr. Chen?!"

"Tsk! This world is often unfair!"

"..."

Seeing Chen Mu's collapsed expression.

Mu Yao leaned on the back of the car's seat and said with the same despair: "Dr. Chen, you haven't heard the contents of that call for help yet. I just prevented another disaster from happening, haha... "

Chen Mu turned his head sideways.

You can see Mu Yao with the same expression of hopelessness.

"What else was said on the call for help?"

Chen Mu couldn't imagine it.

In this current situation...

Could it be?

Is there anything more unimaginable than the patient performing acupuncture on himself and stabbing himself unconscious?

The corners of Mu Yao's lips twitched.

Then he said helplessly: "When I received the call for help, the patient's roommate told me this. He said that the campus hospital is also very busy. We don't need to actually go to the doctor. We just need to give them remote guidance." That’s it.”

"Remote guidance?"

Listen to Mu Yao's explanation.

Some small guesses appeared in Chen Mu's mind.

only……

From Chen Mu's perspective, he still didn't want to believe it.

Students in school would say such stupid things when something happens to their classmates.

Under Chen Mu's unbelieving look, Mu Yao said cruelly, "That classmate probably meant this. In his opinion, his roommate's current unconscious state is basically like a computer crash." ”

"He often plays games in the dormitory."

"Generally speaking, if your computer freezes, just restart it."

Chen Mu: "..."

Mu Yao: "The classmate who stabbed himself unconscious also left some unused disposable acupuncture needles. What he meant was that he asked me to tell him where the restart acupuncture points of the human body are, and he could just help with a needle. No need to bother us to make a special trip."

Chen Mu: "..."

"I don't understand medicine, so I think what this crispy college student says makes sense?!"

"If this is the idea, everyone just needs to learn to restart acupuncture points. When the people around you are in danger, they can restart with one click and they will be alive and kicking again."

"Although... restarting a computer is different from restarting a person..."

"When people restart, they may go directly to the reincarnation office and choose the place of reincarnation, right?"

"Tiger is still a crispy college student tiger. If I meet such a life-threatening person, I may have to stay away. How dare he give me an injection?!"

"Dr. Mu: If I knew where the reset button was, would it be your turn?!"

"One sentence made two doctors doubt their lives. This guy is also talented."

"Maybe there are more than two doctors. People in our department happened to be having dinner together. When our director heard what he said just now, he already doubted his life..."

"..."

Chen Mu took a deep breath.

Take out your phone.

He opened his WeChat page with almost trembling hands, "No, I need to contact Secretary Lu."

Mu Yao: "Huh?"

Immediately afterwards.

Mu Yao heard Chen Mu's voice on the verge of collapse, "Change the school rules! The school rules must be improved!"

"Starting from today, students at Haicheng University are not allowed to use medical equipment such as acupuncture needles without permission!"

Mu Yao: "..."

*

He raised his finger and pointed at the live broadcast camera next to Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, I'm not only worried about Haicheng University now."

It was like suddenly realizing something.

His eyes widened in disbelief.

Turn around.

He and the live broadcast camera next to him suddenly had a big eye-to-eye confrontation.

"???"

"No?! What does Mu Yao mean? Could it be that she also wants to say that the water friends in the live broadcast room also have this kind of imitation acupuncture behavior?"

"Are you kidding? The netizens in the live broadcast room are not fools!!!"

"You said you are not stupid. Have you forgotten how many cases of swallowing light bulbs there were after He Congming swallowed the light bulb?!"

"No... There can't be anyone in the live broadcast room who really learns to do acupuncture by themselves, right?!"

"That... I really bought acupuncture needles... It's mainly the acupuncture in the live broadcast room, which looks very simple..."

"Is there really a warrior?!"

"No, you only see Chinese medicine using acupuncture to treat diseases. Hasn't anyone seen that even those who learn this almost paralyzed themselves?"

"That's because the intern was too bad!"

"No, no matter how bad he is, he is a graduate student of Haicheng University of Traditional Chinese Medicine. He is a serious doctor who has studied systematically. Some people don't think that after watching a few days of live broadcast, they are better than the interns of Haicheng University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, right? No way! No way!!!"

"..."

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Chen Mu covered his aching head.

Chen Mu: "I'm not in the mood to think about this now. Doctor Mu, please tell reporter Su all your speculations truthfully. She will contact the program team and do scientific popularization online."

Mu Yao took out her phone nervously.

Send a message to Su Bingbing.

While sending the message, Mu Yao kept muttering: "I hope it's not too late... I hope no patients have started to learn from the fragile college students..."

Chen Mu: "..."

Almost couldn't breathe! (End of this chapter)

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