Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

"Dr. Chen..."

"I just heard a lot of people chanting about the return of light..."

"Am I going to die..."

The crispy college student who had just returned was lying on the ambulance bed.

He was looking forward to Chen Mu who was so close.

In addition to Chen Mu, there were other medical staff in the car.

He knew it in his heart.

Perhaps the level of medical staff in tertiary hospitals may be higher than Chen Mu.

But at this helpless time, the crispy college student subconsciously focused all his attention on Chen Mu.

Chen Mu is the school doctor of Haicheng University.

You won't leave him alone.

Chen Mu looked at the crispy college student in front of him who had woken up.

Even though I know that the other person is still a sick person.

But he still looked angry, "Now that I know how to care about myself, what were I thinking when I gave myself acupuncture before?"

Chen Mu was seen scolding the crispy college students.

Several other medical staff in the ambulance had no intention of stopping him.

To know.

The trouble caused by this crispy college student will be remembered in the history of first aid in Haicheng Traditional Chinese Medicine.

Even when setting off.

When discussing the condition of crispy college students, these medical staff didn't even understand it very well.

people……

How could he cause such a big disaster?

clinically.

Although occasionally we meet some patients who send themselves to the hospital because of their wild ideas.

But.

Compared with the person in front of him, He Chongming, a classmate from Haicheng University who is famous all over the Internet, may be just insignificant.

The crispy college student also felt the anger hidden under Chen Mu's seemingly calm words.

Somewhat guilty.

Let yourself escape Chen Mu's gaze.

Then he explained in a low voice: "The main thing is that I never thought about it before. It's just a needle. It's really so powerful..."

Chen Mu: "..."

After feeling Chen Mu's speechlessness and silence.

The crispy college student couldn't help but said in a low voice: "Besides, Doctor Chen, don't I already know that I was wrong now, and I have received the retribution I deserve."

He dared to say.

At Haicheng University, he was definitely not the only one who had ideas about acupuncture needles and wanted to try them out.

only……

It's just his bad luck, just a bit unlucky.

"Dr. Chen, even though I got into a lot of trouble this time, I also made a big contribution to the safety of students in our school."

Oh!

Chen Mu laughed angrily at the other party's fallacy, "Okay, then analyze it for me. What kind of contribution have you made to the safety of students in our school?"

I was still downstairs just now, giving first aid to this crispy college student.

But I saw a lot of crispy college students who were so frightened that their faces turned pale.

Although many people often go online to take advantage of their classmates.

But often.

It can be said that the level of psychological stimulation brought about by eating melon online and actually seeing an alumnus who is dying is completely different.

Today's scene.

Maybe it has brought a big impact to the weak minds of some fragile college students.

Faced with Chen Mu's doubts, the crispy college student still showed a confident attitude, "Doctor Chen, believe it or not, I bought a Chinese medicine acupuncture book and wanted to give myself acupuncture. I am definitely not the first person in our school, nor am I the best person in our school." Not the last one?"

Chen Mu: "..."

Not a very good guess.

Appeared in Chen Mu's mind, "What did you see in the first apartment?"

The crispy college student is not embarrassed, "Before I gave myself acupuncture, my classmates in our dormitory and several nearby dormitories carefully studied acupuncture books together for several days. At least in these few days, I saw no less than ten Kind of acupuncture book with a different cover.”

"Um……"

"And..."

Chen Mu felt a little dizzy, "What else?"

Crispy college student: "Dr. Chen, if you clean out all the acupuncture needles in our apartment, it should be enough for the school hospital to use for a few days."

Chen Mu: "!!!"

Several other doctors from the traditional Chinese medicine hospital present were speechless when they heard what the crispy college student said.

One by one.

All eyes fell on Chen Mu, who had a subtle expression on his side.

"Dr. Chen, you have to find a way to control this phenomenon in your school."

"If this classmate's condition occurs once, it will be difficult to save him. If there are a few more patients like this, even if you are very powerful, you will not be able to save him."

"Seriously, the directors of several of our departments are bringing intern doctors to prepare for consultations."

"This classmate's case can be regarded as a classic case in recent years, even if it is placed in a traditional Chinese medicine hospital."

"A classic is a classic, but one is enough for our hospital of traditional Chinese medicine to study. If there are a few more, the hospital of traditional Chinese medicine will not be able to handle it."

"I read on the Internet that every time a similar situation occurs, Haicheng University will change the school rules? How about Dr. Chen, your school rules be updated more timely?"

"I think it's feasible. Update it as soon as possible so that these crispy college students can quit."

Listening to the discussion among the medical staff, Chen Mu suddenly felt that the crispy college student silently reached out his hand and tugged on his sleeve.

He felt the force tugging on his sleeve.

Chen Mu lowered his head and saw the crispy college student who obviously had something to say, and silently felt a bad premonition in his heart.

Crispy college student: "Dr. Chen, do you feel that the number of patients in our school has skyrocketed since the live broadcast started?"

Chen Mu: "..."

I thought silently in my heart.

Bad feeling.

Sure enough, it is not groundless, but it exists for a reason.

Swallowed.

Looking at the crispy college student lying on the hospital bed, Chen Mu humbly asked: "Classmate, do you know the inside story?"

The crispy college student hesitated.

It seems that he is still thinking about whether he should say something to Chen Mu or not.

Then I heard Chen Mu say: "Classmate, look, you are able to wake up now, and I have contributed a lot. After all, I can be regarded as half of your savior, right?"

Although more.

It was the old man's clear thinking that saved the man.

The crispy college student heard this.

With tears in his eyes, he grabbed Chen Mu's arms with both hands.

He said with a particularly sincere attitude: "No! Doctor Chen, you are my savior. I also want to tell you the truth, but..."

I saw that the crispy college student was still hesitant.

Chen Mu seems to be.

In this short moment, I understood the concerns of the crispy college student.

He raised his hand and pointed at the surrounding environment, "The live broadcast camera is not here. Even if you tell me the truth, classmates in the same dormitory as you may not know what you said to me."

Listening to Chen Mu's persuasive tone.

The crispy college student was really lost in thought.

The other medical staff in the ambulance, listening to the conversation between the two people, couldn't help laughing and joking: "Dr. Chen, if you talk to him like this, is it fishing for law enforcement?"

I know that among the group of crispy college students, there may be some tricks that the school doesn't know about.

But we still have to trick the crispy college students.

Facing the white coat's teasing, Chen Mu just shrugged indifferently.

look.

But he never left the crispy college student in front of him, "In your opinion, what you said to me may mean that you betrayed your roommate, or other students in the same dormitory."

"But have you ever thought about it if you told me."

"Maybe you are their secret savior. After all, your apartment is the place where I go most often when I give first aid to you fragile college students."

"It's also the place where the most patients are admitted to the ICU."

Although students in other apartments will seek death.

But those who seek death to the point of death are more fragile college students in an apartment.

Listen to Chen Mu say this.

The crispy college student hesitated for a moment, but was actually moved by Chen Mu and said, "The problem lies in our school's constantly updated school regulations."

Chen Mu: "Ah? Why?"

As for the school, school regulations are constantly updated.

I just hope that crispy college students can realize that some of the things alumni do are dangerous.

In this way, we can learn to avoid risks based on the mistakes of our predecessors.

Put yourself in Chen Mu’s shoes.

No matter how you look at it.

I don’t think there is any problem with updating the school regulations at Haicheng University.

Although the crispy college student still looked like he was hesitant to speak.

But before...

Chen Mu had long been promised to say whatever he wanted.

After a brief hesitation, he still spoke in a low voice: "Dr. Chen, I wonder if you and the school have considered this very weak possibility..."

Chen Mu: "What?"

Crispy college student: "For my alumni, our school's school rules may not have much warning effect, and may even further stimulate their curiosity."

Chen Mu: "No way..."

Crispy college student: "But Doctor Chen, why did the intern doctors at the school hospital knock on light bulbs every day for a day or two after He Chongming swallowed the light bulb until his hands softened?"

Chen Mu: "!!!"

A brief moment.

Something strange seemed to explode in Chen Mu's mind.

I have to say.

The crispy college student's short words gave Chen Mu an angle that he had never considered before.

Rare.

Chen Mu fell into unprecedented contemplation.

Crispy college student: "I wonder if Dr. Chen has any impression that in our school's school rules, there is a provision that prohibits students from singing for a long time without turning on Qi while taking a bath?"

Chen Mu nodded, and then said: "I have the impression that I recommended the school to change this school rule."

"That's what happened last year. One of your seniors sang in the shower and made himself hypoxic. When he fainted, his head hit the bathroom shelf, causing intracranial hemorrhage."

"If his roommate hadn't found out in time and called the campus hospital and 120, maybe the grass on the grave would have been very high this year."

Crispy college student: "..."

Chen Mu's eyes fell thoughtfully on the crispy college student who asked the question.

Chen Mu: "You must not have mentioned this senior of yours for no reason. Tell me, what happened to this school rule?"

Crispy college student: "The main reason is that many people don't know the cause and effect, so they start to learn to sing in the shower without turning on the Qi, thinking that this way, they can figure out why the school has such a school rule."

Said.

The crispy college student seemed to have remembered something interesting.

He smiled and then continued: "But before Dr. Chen just told me this, we crispy college students already have a rough idea of ​​why there are such school rules."

Chen Mu: "..."

He's not a fool.

How could he not hear what the guy in front of him meant?

The so-called already knows why there are such school rules.

Nothing more than that.

Some crispy college students have already tried it in accordance with the behavior prohibited by school regulations.

and.

People have fainted.

Think of this.

Chen Mu was not in the mood to continue arguing with the patient in front of him. He took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Mu Yao, who was still at Haicheng University.

A crispy college student who took the initiative to ask if he had taken a shower in the past few days and took himself to the school hospital.

soon.

Mu Yao responded with a message, saying that in the past few days, as far as she knew, she had admitted more than twenty such patients.

Chen Mu: "..."

When he contacted the principal and suggested changing the school rules, he clearly had good intentions.

How suddenly.

Has it become like this?

Chen Mu felt the sudden silence on his side.

Other medical staff in the ambulance also felt an unusual smell.

A more courageous nurse gently touched Chen Mu and said, "Dr. Chen, are you sending a message to the interns? How about it? How did the interns at the school respond to you?"

Listen to the questioning voice.

Only then did Chen Mu come back to his senses.

When I looked around me, I saw eyes that were extremely curious about knowledge.

Chen Mu: "..."

Helpless.

He told the news from Mu Yao in the ambulance.

soon.

I heard exclamations from all over the car.

"Wow! If we follow this logic, there seems to be nothing wrong with what this classmate just said?!"

"Is it possible that the school hospital really received a lot of similar cases during this period?"

"Are crispy college students so good at imitation?"

"There are more than twenty such patients. This is just an imitation of school rules. No wonder in recent times, various hospitals have been receiving crispy college students from Haicheng University. The relationship is that the crispy college students in the past didn't pay much attention to the school. The school rules.”

"Really, Dr. Chen, from the perspective of a colleague, I would like to advise you to go back to school and talk to the school leaders about hiding your school rules."

"I always thought that what was said on the Internet made sense. There was a high probability that there was a problem with the feng shui of Haicheng University. I never thought that the problem would actually arise in the school regulations..."

"If this classmate hadn't taken the initiative to speak, I would never have imagined that the brain circuits of crispy college students are so amazing."

"The reason why the crispy college students of Haicheng University are famous all over the Internet is because of something."

Chen Mu: "..."

This is famous all over the Internet and is given to your hospital.

Do you want it? ! (End of chapter)