Isekai Kaeri no Ossan wa, Fusei Sukiru de Fathercon Musume-tachi o Tororori ni

"I heard some noisy remarks, am I hearing them wrong?

Rio pointed his shapely ass at this one and said, "Hmm?" He asks back.

"Mr. Neutral is the only adult man in this house right now. I mean, you're a guardian. You're like a temporary father. Then I'll have to flush your back."

"Well, it's not. I'm thirty-two, you're sixteen. It would be a crime."

……

Rio stopped the faucet and turned around.

I tilt my straight face diagonally and am stubbornly confused.

"It's the father who doesn't try to let his daughter wash her body, in crime...? You're a neglect...?

He suppressed his mouth and snapped, "No way..." "You're lying..."

"Oh, so, Mr. Neutral, you're not taking a bath with a kid named Angelica?

"Of course."

"You're making me stay home about that kid!? So you're really going to take care of him!?

"I didn't do anything wrong, did I?!?

Rio looks at me like a violent father.

"I don't know what that means...... then she hasn't bathed with her male parents since she came to Japan? Not bad? It's time for you to get sick. Sometimes you have to serve him."

"... you wouldn't have washed your body with your stepfather in history"

"There's no way. My father-in-law refuses to bathe with me like I want to wash myself."

"Well, you did, you liked old people who didn't see themselves as objects of sex"

A man like Rio doesn't want to take a bath with Rio, and a man like Rio and I want to take a bath is rejected and probably beaten up by King Leo.

It is a terrible paradox.

It's not a landmine woman.

"The last time I took a bath with my male parents, I was seven years old. The other person is the real father. I just flushed my back, and there seemed to be no interest in me. Still barely alive to support this memory..."

Rio speaks with a serious look.

"It's been almost a decade since then, and you think it's time for it to expire. I mean, I'm a fine sick man, too."

"Vaccination."

"I was hoping you could come in with me."

Right? And Rio joins hands. It's a prayerful trick.

Of course, my answer is settled.

"I can't. Absolutely not"

"... I'm not doing anything weird, okay? You just wash your body while you call me Dad and soak it in the hot tub with a hug, okay?

"If you don't count that as weird, what the hell can you do to make it weird? Like cannibalism?

What are you afraid of, that Rio isn't blushing or upset right now?

Why is this guy refusing when it's normal? is speaking in tense.

Conversations with creatures with completely different fundamental ethics drain energy from doing so.

"If you don't have bread, you can eat with me," even when the troll woman wondered, I remember feeling just like this.

I dismiss Rio's favorite whilst feeling fatigued.

A legitimate adult would behave naturally.

"If you're gonna get involved at this rate all the time, I'm not gonna take a bath today."

It smells like cage castle. It makes a kind of threat.

[Ryoo Saito's liking has increased by 100]

"Hey."

"... there's something in the rhetoric right now... it feels like I'm an amazing animal... and I feel inferior to taking unhygiene backwards..."

She is truly a helpless girl.

If you refuse, you rejoice, if you scold, you exasperate.

So what's the right thing to do?

After all, I guess I should do something that Rio doesn't like.

I'm sick of myself, but I don't have any other options to avoid a mixed bath.

"... Dear Rio"

"... Huh?

"When I look into your winning eyes, I don't want to be trampled on."

"Hey... stop it. Suddenly you let him go?

I take a dugout position and I take Rio's foot.

"Master Rio is my queen."

"... hey... there's nothing stylish about it. I'm the worst at being tricked by older men."

"I am Master Rio's dog. I'm a pathetic bastard breeder. He is a miserable descendant of the family, full of wild dogs, no matter how many generations he goes back. Please, please let me know...!

"I said stop!

It's impossible! and Rio is in tears.

"Oh, yeah, that was a bath. Let me just flush your back."

"Stop saluting me! I don't physiologically accept it!?

"No, Master Rio still has beautiful hair today."

"Oh, I'm usually happy about that"

He's a tough guy.

I like to be cursed and treated crudely, but he seems to be the type of person who normally wants to be praised.

Well, then we have to do it.

All you have to do is worship Rio like a god while avoiding lifting his appearance.

I'm good at this.

As a brave man, I have a proven track record of bowing my head and being in a good mood many times to withdraw my budget from the kingdom.

So much so that the teenager was over while he was crying that he would at least pay for the copper sword to a king who would only give him a hinoki stick to fight the subhumans.

I no longer created the flair of slavery itself and began to flatter Rio.

After going on about it for a few minutes, Rio cried out, "I'm not such a neutral," and finally jumped out of the bathroom.

"You're a handy one."

Oh, boy, this is why puberty is.

I took my clothes off and went up to the bathroom.

Close the door and punch the bathing agent in the tub.

When I finished washing my hair and body, I slowly put my feet in the hot tub.

Exhale and kneel in.

It's been a long time since I took a bath in the daytime, but I'm not feeling bad.

I've been busy lately, and sometimes this would be nice.

It's a pointless act.

I don't even have to wonder what it would be like to clean myself up and kill goblins again after this anyway.

Is it paralyzing my senses to think that this kind of thing is good after all the fighting of the day?

Perhaps so.

In retrospect, there was something nervous about me as a boy.

I hated being unclean and hunting, and speechless about the smell of blood and guts.

Every time he defeated a monster because of it, he was about to be crushed by guilt and disgust.

Especially the closer the opponent was to the human form, the more distressed he was, and the more nauseating he was going to get to the fight against the subhuman.

Back then, no matter how much I washed my hands after the battle, it was something I felt invisible and wet but clung to my fingertips.

Maybe he's still stuck around.

It's all over you, too.

Calling this wet "accustomed" or "warrior's style" is easy, but if you ask me, it's "degradation of humanity".

I'll kill you, I'll hurt you, I'll interrogate you, but when I can do that, I'm done.

I don't want to kill you.

but the little ones are after this house.

I must not fight again. If you want to extract information, you can't even choose the means.

Even though I am comfortable enough to be led by a woman, I have to take care of Angelica and Rio more than I am an elderly person.

Doesn't, doesn't, doesn't.

The life of a brave man is full of duty.

"Do it."

All the way up the splash, I got up.

When I opened the door a little and grabbed the bath towel, I wiped my body and wrapped it around my hips.

Did you put on your underwear again after you pulled it out?

Reminds me of what Rio said and puts my foot through the trunk again that I took off.

So, what are we going to do after this?

"Leo! Leo! Get dressed, please!

No reply.

Are you finally disillusioned with me?

"Leo!"

From across the hallway, I can hear you squeaking bossy.

"... Mr. Neutral won't tell me to bring it"

Apparently, they're coming nearby.

And yet you don't try to show your face, are you going to protest like Rio?

"... the neutral I know doesn't make a plea"

"All right, let's go.... it's hard."

I breathed heavily,

"I don't even need a kid to get dressed!

and scream roughly.

My chest hurts when I throw up such a fucking dialogue.

But Rio pops up with a superb smile, and he has a brand new jersey in his hand.

I give my husband a change of clothes, it's the look on his new wife's face.

I kind of get a strange feeling about not remembering my life with Elsa, but I take it with both hands.

……

……

Often, we stare at each other silently.

No way are you gonna watch me get dressed?

Rio suddenly took me seriously when I said that I was really a fazacon girl.

"While Mr. Neutral was taking a bath, that outsider told me."

Tell me what? and wear jerseys while answering.