Isekai Shoukan Makikomu Ijousha

Isekai Shoukan chapter 31: Certainly a triple threat!?

“......Good, Good, very good. How long do you make me enjoy it? Ahaa, Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!”

Edith understands that the magic formation will attack her and she has a delighted face, when she said so.

And again her high-pitched and crazy laughter echoes from her crooked lips in the arena.

Tifal lowers her hand which snapped her fingers slowly, before she opened her mouth while having a nihilistic smile.

"At first do you wait to see what happens with around 100 of them? Huhuhuu......you will say nothing gradually......these sword blades will kill you”

The moment Tifal screamed, 1,000 black swords came out of the huge  magic formation and point at Edith, before they all attack at a terrible speed.

Soon after the 100 swords flow towards Edith a roaring sound rings that can shatter eardrums. The ground which supported Edith collapsed by Tifal´s attack and the roaring sound, before a dust cloud rises.

Has Tifal died? I look at the dust cloud, while murmuring small.

When several seconds passed, the shadow of a person standing up slowly is reflected in my red eyes. Indeed when I stared at the shadow of that person while greatly opening my eyes wide, the whole body which tried to stand up had a warped smile, which belongs to the bloody pervert.

Edith had several black swords stuck in her hands and feets which she couldn't defend at, and without twisting her face from the pain she removed the swords one after another while laughing.

While Edith tastes the blood, I see that she murmured something and Tifal who have only listened regretted it immediately.

"......Ahaa......Ahahaa.........ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch......but more comfortable than that......Ahaa, Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I´m haaaaappppyyyy!!! So much ffffuuuunnnn!!”

Edith licked her cerise lips, while she shook her bleeding body, before she stand up while crying.

Tifal released the remaining 900 swords all at once in a hurry towards Edith who is trembling with joy and showing a hateful glare from the bottom of her heart.

“No, Not good........die, die quickly!!"

The roaring sound increased than a while ago from throwing the swords out again. Soon after that a big crate appeared where Edith was standing.

However Edith was still standing in the inside while dust arised.

"Ahahahahagohoo......HaaHaaHaa......kihii...Ehehehehehehehahahahahahaha!!!! This is the beessstt feeellliiinngg!!!”

Standing up like a zombie without running out of her smile she is vomiting. Tifal seems to cry now when she sees Edith´s state, before she issues words towards me.

“Hiii............I hate it already......Iori!!! Please switch!! Help me!!! I feel sick of this fellow!!!"

"Tifa that is a good joke. Keep this pervert occupied for me? I laugh”

I smiled and refused while sitting down at the auditorium.

No No No, this abnormal enemy is impossible! She need to handle this situation by herself!

I refused it instantly without hesitation, but Tifal comes straight to my place as if she didn't hear my words.

“......Tifal-san? Why do you come to this place? The enemy there?  Hey, that's a bad joke?"

I pointed to the place where Edith was who is sweating a lot. Tifal came here to face me and not Tifal.

Noooooooo. Se, seriously!? What does she has a grudge against me? ......I had lost my temper, before the fight with the abnormal Edith.............Dammmnnn iiiitttt!!

The curious spectators who were near me began to run away because Edith is facing this place too. The cockscombed man takes advantage of the onlookers who try to run away and tries to run away, too, however I don't permit it and grasped his shoulder.

I don't let him go!!

"Wait for me!!! Don't leave me behind!! Do you guys not know who I am? Na? Na?”

Deciding to lie to his friends? he can't do it. This is Iori´s quality.

“!!? Oh, hey! Let me go!! If you want to sacrifice yourself, then do it!!  Don't involve me!!"

The cockscomb tries to escape from my hand desperately, but he isn't freed. Sacrificed alone? It's so!! Cockscomb is surely enough!! Well I will use this cockscomb as my meat shield!!

The moment when I was going to use power to draw him in front of me as a shield, the body of the cockscomb was wrapped in light and he disappeared in front of me. Then he appeared about 5m behind me.

“Kukukuu, I'm a meat wall for three years now!! Therefore this usage of light magic!! At most, I even prayed to god!!"

The cockscomb said so while escaping from me, before he showed his middle finger. Three years are awfully real!! Does he pray to God? God, is it that gaudy goddess? ............ Jesus!!

Because Tifal and Edith are already in front of me and the conversation with the cockscomb came to an end, I pulled out my swords from my waist and face Edith.

"Ev, even Iori!! From that conversation I thought you switched!! Therefore, this abnormal favor!!"

Tifal said so and ground the abnormal Edith into me and ran away.

“Ahaa♪ So another newbie is my opponent this time? My best regards? Uhuhuhu, Ahaa, Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

While her crazy and high-pitched laughter is the same as before, she swung down her falcata which he had in her right hand and aiming for my head. I used Yatagarasu which was also in my right hand to prevent Edith's attack.

A high-pitched metallic sound echoes.

"Please wa, wait for a moment!! At first calm down calmly!”

“Let's kill eaaachh ottthhherr!! Ahahahahaha!!”

“No it is different!! It isn't bloodshed!! Let us not kill each other!!"

Shit, it is useless. I can't communicate with her......so what should I do......

I avoided Edith´s attacks while thinking about a method to calm this pervert down. The way also seems remarkable, suddenly a flash appeared in my mind.

(Haa!! A that's a good idea!! When she finds out that I can't fight because this elf is a battle fan, she will lose the interest of me!? For example by playing dead!! My realistic performance should be good!! Well, let's go for this plan. Indeed, I!!)

I thought so and received the next attack of Edith.

“Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Newbie? Although you thought of an strategy was it leaked on the way? Eheheheheheheahahahahaha!!!!”

“What......in that case!? From where on earth......"

I made a fake surprised expression and asked so while devoting myself to defend Edith´s attack.

“Uuh?『Haa!!』Is it that part? Ahahahahaha!!! Crossing swords is fuuuunnn!!!”

“That's the beginnnnning!!”

Soon after I baited her, I opened my mouth again after jumping back to take some distance.

“Hold on, Edith-san. In fact, I´m a virgin. If you´re bad person, the talk is different, but you aren't a bad person, therefore I can't kill you who is such an pervert!! That's why, I am scared!! Therefore......Please forgive me!!!"

Edith is bewildered by my words for an instant only, before she lifts her lips immediately and begins to laugh.

“.........He? ............Ahaa, Ahahahahaha!!! In that case......you will throw it away by me! Your virginity. Ahahahahaha!!!”

And the moment Edith said virginity, the situation changed abruptly.

“!!?”

Chills run through my whole body and I jump back diagonal. After having jumped, black swords came out from the place I were standing before, , , , , , , , dozen of them stuck.

From where are these swords!? While I think so and watched the surroundings―――――I saw Tifal who was surrounded by swords went berserk.

..............Forgive me.........