Item Cheat na Dorei Harem Kenkokuki

[…] “Iris-oneesama.”

A girl came running from the street.

About 14 to 15 years of age. It was a small girl wearing a clean costume with a clean skin like crystal.

She had tears in her eyes, her blue hair extended all the way to her shoulders and she gave others a serious impression.

“Oh, if it isn’t Tina! It’s been a long time!”

The little girl called Tina sported an irritated expression, while Iris was exclaiming happily.

“Although I didn’t believe it when I received the <Friend Map>[5]… you was safe in the end.”

<Friend Map> was a Wiz card which identified the location of a partner you trusted. Just in time, Tina asked Ninfa if Iris was safe, and rushed here in great haste.

“Oh Tina… This being you’re looking at is this generations’ Supreme Go…”

“<Silent>[6]!”

Tina casted a Wiz card.

Everything suddenly turned quiet.

Shouma’s ear could only listen to Iris’ breathing,

“Hehe, that’s how it should be.”

And Tina’s voice…

On the other hand, all other people did not hear the conversations of Shouma’s group anymore. This was the effect of <Silent>.

“So, you represent the Supreme God?”

When he said that, Tina looked at him. Shouma was twenty centimeters taller than Tina, but because he was sitting on a chair, they were on eye level.

“Ah, by the way, you are Shouma… Rindou Shouma, Rindou Atsumori’s grandson.”

Her voice had a very tense tone. Guessing from their interactions, they seemed to be like sisters. In other words, for Tina, Atsumori was a demon-like man who pushed her sister into a dilemma. It was no wonder she was worried about how the grandchild of such a man, Shouma, would be.

“Only Shouma is okay. I will also only call you Tina. Or maybe you want me to call you Supreme God representative-sama??”

To Shouma who deliberately took a courteous attitude, Tina replied resolutely.

“Tina is fine. I don’t want you to call me by my name, but the fact that I am the Supreme God representative has to be kept a secret.”

“It’s no surprise that the fact that [There is a Supreme God representative] would be bad if it was known.”

“…why do you think so?”

“I’m collecting Wiz cards to get the [Omnis]. After all, there is no Supreme God to give it, it is impossible to get it. If someone gathered more than 10000 kinds of Wiz cards it could cause a riot too… Violence is forbidden, but the peace in Astral could be thrown into chaos. That is why Tina keeps making Wiz cards so that no one will collect all of them.”

The people of Astral don’t know about Iris and Tina. Otherwise they would be making a fuss about [Why is there a Supreme God (Representative)!]

“… You’re quite intelligent. To be honest, it’s quite surprising.”

Shouma gleefully smiled at Tina, who was looking frustrated.

“I’m honored to be praised by a beautiful woman.”

“Also, a pervert…”

Tina glared at me. Then her noble white cheeks started to show signs of blushing.

“I heard from Ninfa. You… uh… saw Onee-sama’s namapan!”

After these words the one who looked the most confused, was Iris.

“I-It’s not like that… it’s just…”

“Ah, poor Iris-oneesama. I get it, I really get it. Having your panties looked at by this man has caused you a trauma. I will comfort you.”

“I do not need any help…!”

“Now, now, calm down Iris. She’s a good little sister. I like it. Hey Tina, Duel with me!”

“I refuse.”

“Come on, don’t say boring stuff like that.”

“Although I am only a substitute, I’m still a Supreme God. The Supreme God’s job is to keep Astral in order. Having a Duel with you is not part of the Supreme God’s professional duties.”

“I see. That’s a shame.”

As if he was bored, Shouma shrugged his shoulders. Tina had a frigid face.

“Anyway, let’s go back to the panties subject.”

“Sure, let’s go back to panties.”

“Can thou please stop saying panties, panties…!”

Iris screamed while blushing madly.

“But Onee-sama!”

“I do not want to seem submissive, but I showed my panties to Shouma out of my own volition.”

“You’re such pervert…!?”

“I am not a pervert!”

“Then it’s just like I said, this man did it forcefully.”

“That’s not it.”

“Then what happened with the panties is still unsolved.”

“That is not what I meant to say…”

Both of them clutched their heads.

It was Tina who recovered first. Then she said with a sharp face…

“Anyway, let’s not talk about panties anymore.”

This made Shouma smile a lot. It was a charming smile and was aimed at Iris.

“Welcome back Iris-neesama.”

Having said that, Tina pointed her right hand at Iris. She put a bronze ring on her delicate fingers.

“Sorry. Shaking hands with thou is impossible.”

Having her handshake be refused by her beloved sister made Tina’s face look like the world was ending.

“Do you hate me now!?”

“That’s not it. But, a handshake is still impossible.”

“… What about a hug?”

“Can’t.”

“Why…”

Tina suddenly slumped while glaring at Shouma.

“What did you do to Onee-sama!?”

“She lost a Duel and became my bride.”

“Bride!?”

It’s not like he was trying to keep it a secret, but still, Tina was screaming.

Regarding the Duel, Ninfa did not seem to have conveyed the details to Tina. There is an obligation of confidentiality in the contents of the Duel. Anyway, the panty talk was interrupted halfway through… was it to protect her honor, or was she just afraid of letting uninvolved people know about what happened to Iris? Wouldn’t it have been better if she didn’t even start talking about panties then? Perhaps Ninfa[7] has a very talkative personality.

“Yeah. Iris is my bride. In other words, I will be your brother-in-law.”

“I do not like that. I will not accept this.”

“But… the winner’s request has to be fulfilled. Or will the person who is the Supreme god’s substitute say that this rule is incorrect? This rule was made by your beloved sister.”

“Th… That is…”

Tina dropped her gaze and seemed disheartened. Then someone opened their mouth in objection.

“Will thou please stop it, Tina? Shouma is correct.”

Just like that, she was rebuked by Iris.

“B-But, saying you’re his bride is just…”

“It’s fine. Shouma is far better than anyone thinks. He said that he would give me a body, and not only get me out of the [locked world]. He’s a nice guy, and nothing else.”

Tina tilted her head a little bit. (ED Note: #ShaftTilt)

“What are you saying Onee-sama? You indeed have a body, right?”

Tina must know that [Iris was defeated in a Duel by Rindou Atsumori and was confined somewhere]. She didn’t know though, that after that, Atsumori deprived Iris of her body making her body change into a spiritual one.

“It is faster to just show it than telling.”

“Thou are right. Hey Tina, shake my hand.”

“Yaaaay!… Yoohoo, I’m going to shake hands with Onee-sama… Wait, what is this!?”

“Yeah. It is true that my body is a spiritual one.”

Iris briefly explained about her Spirit Body.

“That’s so…”

As I thought, the shock of finding that out was something hard to wipe off making it difficult for Tina to regain her composure.

“You should’ve understood everything by now right? Shouma is the one who saved my life. Besides that, he even said he will gather all Wiz cards for my sake. Even further, he said he would bring peace to this world. Everything for my sake.”

Iris was boastful.

“It’s not like I’m doing it for you.” (TL note: Tsundere Shouma is so cute.)

“Aree? Was I wrong…?”

While Iris looked confused, Shouma had a serious look on his face.

“I want you to live freely… I wish I could get along with my cute bride and many other races, I want to befriend interesting people. Regarding the Wiz colleting subject, I want all of them simply because it stimulates my collecting desires.