It's Not Easy Being Your Love Rival's Big Brother

Translator: Mosstree

Advisory: This chapter contains explicit content.

Chapter 59: Extra 1 - Odd Trouble's Birthday

Two years later, S City.

A police car was heading for the local detention center. In the car, Wei Han and Zhao Xi were sitting in the backseat.

Zhao Xi was a bit nervous, putting her hands on her knees and sitting upright. There’s nothing to be done: she was a newcomer and had officially entered the police for less than a year. But Wei Han seemed to be very optimistic about her and always took her to carry out some tasks.

In contrast, now that there was no Sergeant Lu staring at him from the side, Wei Han was a lot more casually lazy. He cocked his legs, and held his chin with one hand while looking at the scenery outside the car window.

Gradually, Wei Han’s eyes relaxed completely. Zhao Xi from the side glanced at him and also didn’t know what he was thinking.

The world was impermanent. Many things could happen over two years, especially in their police force. Lu Pengda, Sergeant Lu, was seriously injured and became a vegetative person. He was still lying in the hospital.

Also as a police officer, Qi Hao had gone out on a task. Unfortunately, his leg was ruined and now he walked with a limp. The whole family was upset for a while. Afterwards, Mother Wei cheered herself up and no longer helped at her friend’s work. She became interested in flowers and opened up her own flower shop.

Of course, in addition to these unhappy things, there were certainly good things happening around Wei Han.

Jiang Chengrui repeatedly made meritorious deeds, and he was promoted, his salary also increasing. He was transferred to the adjacent Z City Criminal Police Brigade, where he broke several large cases. His impatient ‘wife’ Pei Yuyang also eagerly scampered after him. Relying on the Pei family’s backing and his own efforts, he was now the general manager of a local jewelry company.

Chu Chuanyao dated with his university classmate for two years. Although they weren’t always together in the period in between, but they still had a good ending. They’d just gone to register their marriage last month. Wei Han estimated that the couple were on their honeymoon in Paris.

Leng Yan said that he’d found his childhood savior and ran to zoo twice every three days.

Soon, Wei Han arrived at the city detention center. The high walls of the detention center, the towering surveillance towers, and the gates with heavily-armed guards were a solemn spectacle.

Wei Han took Zhao Xi into the interrogation room. Then, a fierce, bald-headed man was brought into the interrogation room by a prison guard and sat down in a dedicated chair.

This man on death row was Huang Chengming. Previously, he’d tried to shoot Wei Han in the process of resisting arrest. Fortunately, at the critical juncture, the bullet got jammed and he was arrested. At the time of the preliminary trial, Huang Chengming had refused to answer any questions, and refused to confess to the extent that the average interrogator was driven to their wits’ end.

At this moment, facing Wei Han who he’d only seen three days ago, Huang Chengming’s indifferent expression and attitude seemed indistinguishable from before. He simply wanted to ignore everyone.

Zhao Xi slightly knitted her brows. Seeing Huang Chengming’s eyes lifted up, his gaze fixed on a certain aimless place, it seemed as though his thoughts had floated out of this 10-square meter interrogation room.

Having long anticipated that he would have such an attitude, Wei Han calmly asked, “Huang Chengming, I gave you three days to consider. Have you thought it through?”

“……” Huang Chengming, keeping with the previous routine, blindly chose silence.

Wei Han had a slightly provocative smile. “At that time, our two guns were pointed at each other’s heads, and you weren’t afraid. But how have you become like a coward at this moment?”

Huang Chengming took back his gaze and looked straight into Wei Han’s eyes, tone still calm: “I’m not afraid, it’s superfluous.”

Wei Han: “Superfluous?”

Huang Chengming pulled a hint of a sneer and leisurely said, “Anyway, I can’t escape death whether I say anything or not. There’s no difference between dying once and dying ten times. But if I don’t say anything, not only would I not betray my brothers, but I also get to see your painful and helpless funny appearances, haha.”

‘You!” Zhao Xi shouted indignantly, thinking that this was a pervert with bad taste.

“So, don’t try to preach any big sermon to me. It’s useless to goad.” Huang Chengming smiled disdainfully.

Seeing this, Wei Han calmly said, “Yes, you’re right. There’s really no difference between dying once and dying ten times. Similarly, the operation of the law disregards those with one or more death penalties. We actually don’t need to listen to you. So, it’s not in your hands to decide your point of satisfaction and loss.” (T/N: I don’t know how Chinese law works so this was my best guess ^^;;)

“……” Huang Chengming’s facial expression changed, the light in his eyes turning gloomy and cold.

Seeing his face become ugly, Zhao Xi proudly laughed. “Yes, we don’t deny that your confession has referential value for the investigation, but the operation of the legal machine isn’t conditional on your confession, especially in this case. In fact, whether you say it or not, there’s no importance for us.”

“Then what the hell are you still seeing me for?”

Huang Chengming suddenly roared. Because his hands were locked in the special chair and he couldn’t move, he could only use his feet to constantly kick forward. The two or three prison guards rushed in to suppress him.

The conversation didn’t go on, and Wei Han and Zhao Xi walked out of the interrogation room.

Facing a man on death row for the first time, Zhao Xi seemed intimidated. Wei Han patted her and comforted, “Little Xi, you’re fine. Don’t worry, you did well just now.”

Wei Han’s praise made her taut nerves loosen. Zhao Xi nodded. “Yeah, Brother Wei, don’t worry. I’m fine.”
“Brother Wei, did you insist on persuading him because of his sister’s request?” Zhao Xi asked. She knew that Huang Chengming had a younger sister who had always come to beseech Wei Han the last two days.

“Yeah, but it’s not just that. This is also one of our jobs.” Wei Han nodded, his face suddenly regaining its strength. “It’s quite different to die unrepentant and to die knowing they were wrong, dying with dignity. This is what Leader Lu taught me before.”

After listening, Zhao Xi couldn’t help but fall silent.

Since she’d met Wei Han, Wei Han had always mentioned Sergeant Lu more than once. She had also gone to offer her condolences, but Sergeant Lu was still lying in the hospital and hadn’t woken up. It was said that in the case a year and a half ago, in addition to Wei Han, Sergeant Lu was seriously injured and three police officers were also killed.

Zhao Xi looked down again and saw the ring on Wei Han’s hand. At first, she wasn’t familiar with Wei Han and she hadn’t dared to ask more. Now, she’d become more and more curious. “Brother Wei, how old are you?”

In fact, she could also guess Wei Han’s age. Now asking about his age, she mainly wanted to ask about the ring.

Wei Han froze and laughed, “Oh, I’m twenty-eight, going on thirty.”

“Then this is…” Zhao Xi’s eyes cast on Wei Han’s ring and asked, somewhat embarrassed.

After noticing her downward glance, Wei Han raised his hands and without any awkwardness, gently rubbed the ring on his finger. “Little Xi, I won’t hide it from you: I’ve been married for two years.”

Zhao Xi couldn’t help but be taken aback. Completely collecting back the remaining thoughts in her heart, she smiled gently. “That sister-in-law is really blessed. You must be very happy.”

Listening to someone bring up that one in his home, Wei Han scratched his head, a brilliance immediately entering his eyes. “Haha, I’m the blessed one. He’s a great beauty.”

The next day, October 26, was Qi Zhifan’s birthday.

Taking a half day of leave, Qi Zhifan returned home early. And at this time, Wei Han was already busy working in the kitchen for him.

For almost two years, Wei Han had disliked that it was too childish, pure and tender, so he usually was unwilling to wear the Doraemon apron when he was cooking. But today, he was especially obedient and wore it on his body.

Qi Zhifan had a happy heart and clung to Wei Han from behind. He also conveniently buried his head in the hollow of his neck. “Is there some new twist in the delicious things you’re making me?”

“No.”

Wei Han didn’t startle. He’d long since been accustomed to him, and faintly said a word.

Because from time to time, the hot air from Qi Zhifan’s breath made him itchy, Wei Han couldn’t bear it and slanted his neck to the side, wanting to push him away. “Odd Trouble, if you’re not helping, then don’t mess it up.”

Qi Zhifan slightly knitted his brows. He found that Wei Han was more and more unafraid of him, rarely listened to him obediently, and his mouth followed to become poisonous. In the past few years, this fool’s frightened little appearance was also barely seen.

“Before, you used to think of ways to give me a surprise. Are you too lazy to do it now?”

Qi Zhifan’s tone carried a lingering bitterness. It was said that married women would become tigresses, and married men were similar. Although Wei Han wasn’t likely to reach the level of a tiger, but the rabbit had become more and more resistant, IQ also improving.

Wei Han nodded his head as if it was for granted, “Well, I’m lazy.”

Hearing this, Qi Zhifan was a little at a loss, and slowly released his hands which were clasped around Wei Han’s waist.

Taking advantage of Qi Zhifan’s moment of inattention, Wei Han grinned and suddenly turned around and counterattacked. Faster than words could tell, he took out the handcuffs from his pant pocket and immediately handcuffed Qi Zhifan.

“Odd Trouble, does this count as a surprise?” the proud police officer Wei narrowed his eyes and smirked.

Qi Zhifan: “……”

During Qi Zhifan’s birthday in the past two years, the silly Wei Han had carefully prepared various things to win a beauty’s smile. However, the results were all the same: it was the rhythm of not being able to get out of bed the next day.

After getting married, Qi Zhifan had gradually developed a bit of an S attribute, playing with all kinds of props, and simply wanting to play Wei Han to death ah.

He remembered that the most excessive time was when they’d gone out to soak in the hot springs. Qi Zhifan had tied him up and also blindfolded him, making Wei Han shoot again and again, his tears running dry, throat going hoarse, and finally passing out.

Often recalling this unbearable black history, Wei Han blushed and at the same time, became so angry that his teeth ached. Especially as he grew older, his desire to conquer the Great Beauty Qi also grew stronger.

Lifting up Qi Zhifan’s chin, Wei Han fully appreciated the surprise and astonishment that flashed across Great Beauty Qi’s face. In a rather fine mood: “Good Trouble, bro has always wanted you under me. Why don’t you obediently satisfy me once.”

Finished saying this, Wei Han licked Qi Zhifan’s fair and slender neck. Then, tearing off his tie, he pried apart his collar and nipped at Qi Zhifan’s delicate collar bone.

Suddenly, Qi Zhifan kneed Wei Han. Wei Han ate pain and didn’t have time to react when Qi Zhifan used his body to press him heavily down to the ground.

The wrists were shackled, but Qi Zhifan’s hands could still move. Within a few short minutes, he actually took out a key and unlocked himself, handcuffing Wei Han instead and reversing the situation.

“Wei Han, you’ve become more and more proficient these past two years. It wouldn’t do if I didn’t guard against you a bit.”

It was Qi Zhifan’s turn to smile this time. The key to Wei Han’s handcuffs, not only does he have it, but Qi Zhifan had long since made a copy.
“……” Wei Han was completely dumbfounded.

Hearing some big movements, Butler Sun thought that something had happened. But when he saw this scene in the kitchen, his face immediately turned red, and he conscientiously retreated, also quietly closed the the rear court door.

Qi Zhifan took off Wei Han’s outer pants. Exposing the little white thong inside, he smiled in satisfaction.

Speaking on the topic of thongs, he had been so aroused by the sexy pink thong of those years, that it had gotten out of hand by now. Qi Zhifan had bought twenty-something thongs in various colors for Wei Han, and forced him to wear them everyday.

Feeling a coolness on his ass, Wei Han’s cells began to issue a warning all over. He quickly laughed apologetically. “Good Trouble, the cake isn’t done yet. Why don’t you let me go first, okay?”

Qi Zhifan shook his head. “It’s nothing. I don’t mind. I can slowly do it in your body.”

Finger covered with cheese, Qi Zhifan reached into Wei Han’s ass and tried to rotate and grind a few times. Wei Han, whose body had already been trained to be very sensitive, immediately had a reaction. He unconsciously writhed, limply itchy and empty, eagerly craving for something. The little thing in front of him clearly hadn’t been stroked yet, but it also lifted its head slightly.

Suddenly, Qi Zhifan covered the entire entrance with his soft lips and sucked hard.

“Ah!” the strong stimulus without warning made Wei Han spasm.

Wei Han’s reaction excited Qi Zhifan even more. His long tongue was as flexible as a snake. He slowly licked open the folds, brushing Wei Han’s contracting inner wall again and again.

The moist, warm feeling and unbearable sweet taste made him deeply degenerate. Wei Han could only feel his blood flow backwards, even his breath had to stop. “Mn ah ahh deep…mm nhh deeper.”

Wei Han’s wanton indulgence gave Qi Zhifan great encouragement. He continued to delve deeper into the interior, slowly finding that most prominent point and stimulating it with the soft tip of his tongue.

“Odd, Odd Trouble, I-I can’t, I’m almost, going to…”

Suddenly, Wei Han cried out, his inner thigh tensed for a moment, and the accumulated heat flowed and spurted out.

“So fast again. This next time still needs to be me.”

His voice hadn’t fallen when Qi Zhifan replaced it with his already swollen and hard weapon and immediately pushed in.

Finally fully receiving Qi Zhifan, gradually, the discomfort of just being entered was also transformed into a deeper desire. The wonderful taste whipped Wei Han in the most intimate place inside his body along with the intense, completely outrageous impact. The feeling of the fierce, hard object ruthlessly crushing him, whether it was entering or pulling out, was extremely vivid and could clearly be pictured in his mind.

Chasing the joy, Wei Han felt that his bones were quickly hit soft by Qi Zhifan. His waist was limp and painful, but his interior was still tightly clamped. Then, Qi Zhifan pounded into him in unbroken succession until Wei Han sobbed, groaning out an impassioned cry, “Odd, Odd Trouble, I, I want to…”

The next second, Wei Han’s brain crashed, feeling as if he was floating high in the clouds. Both of them exploded, the richly-scented liquid covering both Wei Han and Qi Zhifan’s skin, sweat drenching their skin and the couch.

As a result, Wei Han’s counterattack this time ended in failure.

“Thank you for your hospitality. I’m looking forward to my birthday next year.” Qi Zhifan kissed Wei Han, his look expressing that he’d ‘eaten’ to his satisfaction.

Unable to counterattack, but also tormented for a spell, Wei Han was a bit resentful and took a bite on Qi Zhifan’s shoulder, little knowing that this stimulated him even more.

“How come you still want to?” Qi Zhifan said, the fierce thing under his body beginning to crazily open up the territory again.

“Odd Trouble, mh ahh, you-you’re assaulting a police officer ah!”

“Heh, then you can come sue me, I don’t mind.”

The invincible great lawyer Qi smiled and said, expressing that he’d never had to defend himself before, but he could try it once.

In the latter half of the night, gently pushing aside his hair and looking at Wei Han’s quietly sleeping face, Qi Zhifan couldn’t help holding him tightly.

After experiencing several life-and-death situations, Wei Han had once held Qi Zhifan and cried several times. But later on, his brokenhearted and sad expressions had become less and less, gradually concealing them behind his smiling face.

Many times, Qi Zhifan had seen this and been very distressed. But this was the route that Wei Han had chosen, and he also always respected his decision.

Wei Han had indeed changed, but Qi Zhifan thought that Wei Han was still Wei Han. In his eyes, Wei Han would always be the fool who was always doing stupid things and courting death in those years.

With this in mind, Qi Zhifan whispered in Wei Han’s ear, “Fool, you can talk to me about anything. Don’t just shut it in all by yourself. Don’t be unhappy.”

“……” The dreaming Wei Han didn’t respond, but he subconsciously arched into Qi Zhifan’s arms.

A cycle later on Wei Han’s birthday, Sergeant Lu, who’d been sleeping for a year and a half, miraculously woke up. At the same time, Qi Zhifan returned home with a husky.

Looking at the silly dog with its tongue lolling out and shaking its head at him, Wei Han was in a daze. “Odd Trouble, this is…”

Qi Zhifan rubbed the dog’s head. “Husky Egg, your birthday present.”

“My-my birthday present?”

Wei Han was stunned silly. Wait a minute, what the hell was this silly husky’s name ah!

“Are you sure you want to choose such a rotten name?”

The corner of Wei Han’s brows were drawn. Couldn’t they choose a more normal, meng meng dog name?

Qi Zhifan: “Well, it matches you, both stupid and silly.”

Wei Han: “……”