I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years

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Some said to send cakes.

Yue Xiaopeng is even more powerful, sending holy water and crosses, isn't this adding to the block for himself!

Teacher He is so talented.

Everyone in the live room laughed and peeed.

The big yellow dog said: "You have watched too many movies, holy water and crosses are useless, but it's true that this guy hates garlic. Why don't you give garlic!"

Teacher He asked, "Brother Dog, do you know Dracula?"

"Know! He is still my little brother!"

Come on.

Zifeng asked: "Then what does he like?"

"This guy likes to **** blood. Would you like to kidnap a girl and send it over?"

Several people were surprised.

Only you can think of it.

Now it's live broadcast nationwide, you guys are unstoppable...

Zifeng: "Can you say something human."

The big yellow dog said: "If it doesn't work, you tie up the girl Zifeng and send it over. You can't say that this kid Dracula will be happy and give you blood and immortality."

Peng Peng nodded: "This is a good idea."

"Come on, Zifeng became a victim."

"Zifeng is sacrificing the ego and fulfilling the greater ego."

Zifeng rolled his eyes.

"Grandpa Lin, you always keep silent, they all bully me."

Lin Xiao said, "Well, you can just send mice. In addition to sucking blood, this guy also likes mouse blood. For human blood, Dracula likes to drink evil blood."

Evil blood?

The big yellow dog explained: "It's the blood of some bad guys. At that time, when Dracula, this little guy, arrived in the ancient capital of China, he was immediately known by his grandfather."

"I was about to **** up the blood of a murderer, but Grandpa Lin stopped it."

"If he really sucked the blood of ordinary people, he would have been slapped to death by Grandpa Lin, and he would live to this day."

Several people were stunned.

So, Dracula is still good?

How can this be?

This is different from the movie!

There was a spit in the live broadcast room.

"Is it true? How can Dracula come from a good person?"

"According to the movie records, isn't Dracula a bad guy!"

"Upstairs, you said it was a movie. It must be a fake."

"If it is really a bad person, Grandpa Lin will never allow this kind of alien to be wild in China."

"I believe what Grandpa Lin said, Earl Dracula should have a side we don't know."

Lin Xiao looked at the time.

"Okay, rest early."

Lin Xiao stretched.

Go back to the room.

Zifeng asked: "Brother Dog, have you seen Dracula like the legend, well-dressed, courteous, and pale forever?"

The big yellow dog said: "Yes, dressed like a nobleman, there is a smell on her body that women can't refuse, very handsome."

"Any other features?"

"No, just wait until you see him. I'm going to sleep with my son."

The big yellow dog slid and ran into the den.

The five looked at each other.

Huang Xiaochu said: "Let's sleep too!"

Several people poured water in the foot basins, overlapped them, tidied them up, and prepared to rest...

Early the next morning.

Teacher He got up early in the morning and started to make mouse traps.

Holding the machete, Yue Xiaopeng split the bamboo section by section.

Huang Xiaochu is preparing bamboo cages.

Lin Xiao got up and saw a few people working, and asked, "What did you do early in the morning!"

"Catch mice, don't you always say that Dracula likes mice? That's a birthday party for hundreds of years. We are going to catch a few mice and send it there."

Lin Xiao was speechless for a while.

Are you really ready to give away mice?

I just talk about it casually.

"Fuck, Dracula's birthday, you are going to send the mouse over, it's too much."

"If Dracula knew, he wouldn't be angry."

"It's not just as simple as dying of anger, but slumbering for a hundred years."

"It's too much. How can you send a mouse? Be careful Dracula **** up your blood."

Countless people complained in the live broadcast room.

Good guys.

Really ready to send mice.

Lin Xiao looked helpless.

Forget it, it's up to you.

At this time, Guo De had just arrived opposite the courtyard.

Zifeng said, "Xiaopeng, your master is here."

Yue Xiaopeng looked back and was overjoyed: "Master, you are here, why don't you give me a call so that I can pick you up at the foot of the mountain!"

Guo Degang said: "You are ashamed to say, you look at your phone, I made a few calls to you, but you didn't answer it, did you deliberately?"

Yue Xiaopeng responded with a smile, "Didn't I hear it!"

"I didn't hear anything, are you afraid that you asked you to pick me up at the bottom of the mountain, so you didn't pick me up, boy, this mountain road is really steep, but I climbed for three hours."

Guo Degang grumbled as he walked.

Arrived in the courtyard.

Seeing Lin Xiao, he smiled and bowed his head and said, "Grandpa Lin, you are getting old early!"

"Well, you were pretty early, and you went up the mountain so early."

Guo Degang looked around.

Envy said: "This is really a good place with beautiful mountains and clear waters, clouds and mists, and picturesque. I really want to live here with Grandpa Lin."

Yue Xiaopeng got up and poured two cups of tea.

"Master, you have worked hard. If you knew I would go down the mountain and carry you up the mountain."

Guo Degang cast a white glance.

"Come on, you really have this heart, I immediately jump into the river."

Yue Xiaopeng nodded and responded: "I do, but you are too fat."

Guo Degang:······

"If you don't exercise in the morning, what are you doing!"

"Oh, we are preparing a bamboo cage to catch a few mice. Teacher, you are so kind. I will give you one at that time. Don't be polite."

Several people are laughing.

Send teacher mice?

You really wanted it.

Guo Degang smiled: "Of course I won't be polite. I can't give one. I have to give two, one male and one female."

Yue Xiaopeng was taken aback: "You are not too old!"

"That's too bad, I'll give it to you to raise it at that time, and raise it for me, you are suitable for raising."

"why?"

"A nest of snakes and rats!"

Yue Xiaopeng:······

The live broadcast room laughed loudly.

"Old Guo is different, he started to perform cross talk when he first came."

"This is where I went, where I said it!"

"It's great, Yue Xiaopeng is flat."

"Yue Xiaopeng, you are too much, send the teacher the mouse, be careful how many kicks he kicks you."

"This question and answer is great, a bit of cross talk."

Guo De just took out the prepared things from his pocket.

Pass it up.

Guo Degang said, "Grandpa Lin, this is my respect for you."

"Brother, I took this thing for Grandpa Lin."

Guo Degang dressed in a rage: "What did you say?"

"Brother!"

"What the hell, are you ready to deceive the master and destroy the ancestor?"

"That's right, look at your name, Grandpa Lin, I'm also Grandpa Lin, we are not brothers, buddies, don't mind."

Guo Degang looked at Yue Xiaopeng, instantly speechless.

"My name is Grandpa Lin because Grandpa Lin is very old and has a high level of seniority. The title of Grandpa ~www.readwn.com~ is a respectful name for elders and seniors."

"Yeah, shouldn't I call it?"

"This generation has to be different, no big or small."

Several people watched the two masters and apprentices talk about cross talk.

They stopped their work.

Listening to the cross talk in the live broadcast room is just as exciting as visiting the scene in person.

"Is this rehearsed?"

"This is a live show. The two masters and apprentices are talking about cross talk in front of Grandpa Lin for Grandpa Lin to hear."

"These two people are so interesting."

"I have to say that Yue Xiaopeng is getting more and more courageous, and he dares to call Lao Guo a brother."

"Upstairs, this is a cross talk show, you know!"

"It's wonderful, come on."