I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years

　　 Li Bai's will to seek immortality became stronger and stronger, and finally worshipped Taoist Ziyang as his teacher, and began to practice refining pills.

　　 Teacher He: "Li Bai, Du Fu, Gao Shi, and the three of them once asked immortals and asked questions, but in the end they were nothing."

　　 Lin Xiao was taken aback.

　　 secretly said in his heart: Fortunately, I had deceived Li Bai, otherwise he would definitely stay here and not leave. How could this little guy's willpower be so strong.

　　 "Historical records do indeed have this."

　　 "Master Lin must have seen Li Bai, but if Li Bai also becomes a fairy, we will be able to see it today."

　　 "Why doesn't Li Bai follow the old immortal Lin as his teacher, so that he can live forever and become an immortal."

　　 "Upstairs, you really believe that Old Man Lin is a fairy, I don't believe it anyway."

　　 "Old man Lin is very skillful, and you will believe him when you see him."

　　 Lin Xiao quickly turned away from the subject and said;

　　 "Xiaohe, pour the wine, what do you do with the jug."

　　 Teacher He nodded.

　　 "First fill it with the old man."

　　 Five wine glasses.

　　 Teacher He stood up and said, "The four of us respect Grandpa Lin, and wish him good health and success."

　　 The three of them quickly stood up.

　　 Zifeng said, "Grandpa Lin, I don't drink. Even if I don't drink, Zifeng will offer Grandpa Lin a glass of wine."

　　 Lin Xiao picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one go.

　　 "Grandpa is a good drinker, Grandpa Lin, don't get drunk."

　　 Lin Xiao smiled: "Don't worry, grandpa won't get drunk in a thousand cups."

　　 Lin Xiao came and was interested.

　　 "Look at Grandpa Lin performing a Shenlong water absorption technique for you."

　　 The four looked at Lin Xiao.

Expectantly.

　　 Lin Xiao stretched out his finger and opened the lid of the wine jar.

　　 "Wine comes."

　　 Lin Xiao opened his mouth and sucked.

　　 The wine in the jar turned into a small water column as big as a thumb, forming a parabola and flying into Lin Xiao's mouth.

　　 This wave of operations stunned four people.

　　 Fuck.

　　 Fuck.

What's happening here?

　　The wine automatically flies into the mouth.

　　 The audience in the live broadcast room was even more silly.

　　 "Nima, this wave of operation 666,..."

　　 "Grandpa Lin deserves to be Grandpa Lin, I'm convinced by this wave of operations."

　　 "Old Immortal Lin, ask for address, ask for apprentice..."

　　 "Is this a supernatural power? That's awesome, Grandpa Lin, please teach me."

　　 "Grandpa Lin, is this an immortal technique? Guiqiu to teach the technique."

　　 "Awesome Klass, Grandpa Lin, I was watching the live broadcast on my knees. You must know that for the sake of my sincerity, I taught a trick and a half."

　　 Huang Xiaochu asked: "Grandpa Lin, can this dragon absorb water to teach it?"

　　 Peng Peng said excitedly: "Yes, Grandpa Lin, I really want to learn."

　　 Lin Xiao coughed and said seriously: "Everyone, please believe in science."

　　 Nima, here again.

　　 You come to a dragon to absorb water, but make us believe in science.

　　 don't bring this kind of play.

　　 Grandpa Lin is too bad.

　　I play celestial arts by myself, but let us believe in science.

　　 You believe you a ghost, the old man is very bad.

　　 There was another frantic complaint in the live broadcast room.

　　 At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room soared to 12 million.

　　 Countless people gave rewards to the live broadcast room.

　　 received hundreds of thousands of gifts.

　　 Zifeng stomped his feet, his face was very dissatisfied: "Can you always do this and use magical spells yourself, but let us believe in science."

　　 Lin Xiao said: "In fact, this is nothing, it's just a kind of infuriating exercise, eating, eating."

　　 Teacher He saw that Old Man Lin didn't want to teach.

　　 smiled and said, "Everyone, sit down and eat. I was in the kitchen just now, and I was drooling because of the smell of chicken soup, but I was starving."

　　 Teacher He picked a piece and tasted it.

　　 Teacher He was surprised: "It's so delicious, this chicken is not firewood at all."

　　 Huang Xiaochu said: "I will try it."

　　 Huang Xiaochu caught a piece.

　　 The meat is tender and delicious.

"Well, it's really tender and not firewood at all. Everyone may know that hens live for a long time, are wild and free-range hens, and their meat is generally relatively old. These chickens are suitable for stewing soup, so the family buys native chickens grown in the countryside. Stew, that's why."

　　 "The old hen has high nutritional content, and this nutrition is in this soup."

　　 Little Chef Huang scooped a bowl of soup and handed it to Lin Xiao.

　　 "Master, you have soup."

　　 Lin Xiao said casually: "Yes, it seems that Xiao Huang can cook well."

　　 "Little girl, grandpa will give you a piece of the best place, lest they **** it."

　　 Zifeng was happy for a while: "Thank you, grandpa."

　　 The three of them were jealous.

　　 This is just being a cute little girl, franchise?

　　 "Grandpa Lin is so kind to Zifeng."

　　 "Zifeng is so cute, so naturally everyone likes it. Grandpa Lin likes the little girl, it's normal!"

　　 "Don't tell me, my old man likes his granddaughter, but he treats his grandson differently. That's a strict one!"

　　 "Grandpa Lin is still a daughter slave!"

　　 Lin Xiao clipped a piece and handed it to Zifeng.

　　 Zifeng took the bowl with him: "Thank you, Grandpa Lin."

　　 Zifeng took a bite.

　　 "Well, it's really delicious, what kind of meat is this grandpa!"

　　 "Chicken butt."

　　 Zifeng petrified instantly, standing on the spot blankly.

　　What the hell?

　　 Chicken butt, this is the best place you always said.

　　 The three of them laughed out loud.

　　 forcibly suppressed myself not to laugh.

　　Peng Peng can’t hold on anymore, haha···

　　 Teacher He complained in his heart: Calm, never laugh out loud, haha····

　　 Zifeng heard the three people whispering.

where am I?

What am I doing?

　　'S face instantly turned red.

　　 "Haha, I laughed and peeed, look at Zifeng's expression, and received ten thousand critical hits."

　　 "The best part of chicken is the butt, Grandpa Lin is so cute."

　　 "Grandpa Lin is too bad, and I give Zifeng a chicken **** to eat. Grandpa Lin's routine is too deep, and Zifeng accidentally stepped on it."

　　 "How about the shadow area of ​​Zifeng's heart?"

　　 "Great Klass, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, when Grandpa Lin played routines, you were still wearing crotch pants!"

　　 "This just confirms that sentence, your uncle is your uncle after all."

　　 Zifeng said with a sad expression: "Grandpa, why are you doing this? I thought you were going to clip me a chicken thigh, you...you gave someone a chicken butt."

　　 Lin Xiao didn't care: "The chicken **** is the best place, the little girl is not funny."

　　 "Drumsticks are the best place to eat."

　　 "How many chicken legs are there?"

"two."

　　 "That's it, there is only one **** of a chicken, can you find two butts from a chicken?"

　　特玛····

　　 You just explain this.

　　 The three laughed and peeed.

　　A chicken has two butts?

　　Is this special?

　　 This explanation is also drunk.

　　 Peng Peng smiled and said: "Grandpa Lin is right. There is only one chicken butt, Zifeng, you can't be angry. Grandpa Lin loves you. The best chicken butts are given to you. I am very jealous."

　　 After Peng Peng finished speaking, he laughed.

　　 didn't believe what he said.

　　 Teacher He also echoed: "Actually, you didn't understand what Grandpa Lin meant. There is a saying in Huaxia, what to eat and what to make up. Some people buy walnuts and say that they are brain supplements."

　　 Zifeng was taken aback.

　　 Isn’t the meaning of this sentence...

　　Your sister's.

　　 Huang Xiaochu nodded and said, "There is indeed this saying. Grandpa Lin meant that you should make more supplements. What if you eat chicken legs and your calves become thicker?"

　　 The three of them gave Lin Xiao a thumbs up.

　　 originally meant this.

　　 Grandpa Lin is a little bit rude.