I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years

The big yellow dog looked at Daermei's coming: "Grandpa Lin, someone is coming."

Lin Xiao turned his head and watched a little girl come up.

Who is this person?

Daermei came over, bowed her head and knelt on the ground: "Grandpa Lin, how are you."

"Get up! Why did your little girl come here?"

Dai'ermei stood up: "I want to follow Lin Ye to learn Taoism."

Lin Xiao smiled.

This little girl.

"What's your name?"

"Everyone calls me Daermei."

Lin Xiao smiled and said, "I don't teach nerds."

Daermei: (⊙o⊙)...

Please grandpa, I'm not a fool.

I heard this in the live broadcast room.

Laughing.

"Haha...I am so funny, Grandpa Lin is so cute."

"Sorry, I don't teach idiots. You call yourself idiot sister. Grandpa Lin will naturally not teach you."

"This old woman is just a fool, and she blew herself up as a fool."

"I'm so stupid, go home and play games, don't be ashamed."

"Old woman, Grandpa won't accept you."

"Old woman, don't be ashamed, Grandpa Lin really took you as a disciple, and I will live streaming and eating shit."

"Come on, Xiao Tuantuan is also joining in the fun."

Daermei touched her head.

Grass.

How did he burst out his stage name.

"Grandpa Lin, I am not called Daermei. This is what others call me. You can always call me Xiaowei. Grandpa Lin, I want to follow your old ways."

Lin Xiao said: "Didn't I tell you, I don't teach nerds, you go back!"

How does that work?

I finally came, how could I just leave like this.

Anyhow, you have to learn one and a half tricks.

Daermei's eyes rolled: "Grandpa Lin, you always see that Mr. He is gone. I can cook and wash clothes. How can there be no one by your side to serve you!"

"Fuck, it turns out that the old woman hit this attention."

"I'm wrong, I knew I had gone there too, and I was preempted by this woman."

"It turns out that the old woman is not a idiot, it was already calculated."

"Where does Grandpa Lin need you to take care of him? It's too naive."

"No, this woman has the same idea."

There was a spit in the live broadcast room.

Lin Xiao shook his head: "Where do I need someone to serve me, go back and forth wherever I go!"

Lin Xiao picked up the teacup.

Daermei took the lead and picked up the teacup.

Pour tea for Lin Xiao.

Big yellow dog: "Grandpa Lin, my son and daughter still have to take care of them. No one happens to take care of them."

"It's just you."

Daermei is overjoyed.

There is hope!

Dai'ermei nodded: "I have a dog at home, and I will take care of it."

The big yellow dog said: "Well, you can stay! But I'm a gentleman, you don't want this one!"

Daermei was completely stunned.

(⊙o⊙)...

Ward Fak?

The live broadcast room laughed and peeed.

"Haha... Brother Gou is here again."

"That's a gentleman, not a gentleman."

"Upstairs, don't you know that rhubarb is a dog? This guy changed it casually."

"What did I hear? Brother Gou is teasing the idiot!"

"The old woman was actually ridiculed, especially by the big yellow dog."

"I beg Daermei's shadow area in her heart."

Lin Xiao nodded: "Then stay! The courtyard really needs someone to clean it."

"Thank you, Grandpa Lin, I will definitely clean it up. It is the most correct decision for you to stay with me all the time."

Daermei nodded her head.

Finally able to stay.

marvelous.

Daermei opened the live broadcast.

"Everyone, what? I finally stayed, and finally stepped into the first step of practice. If you tie Grandpa Lin's thighs, you will have a chance to become immortal."

Lin Xiao shook his head.

It turned out to be the same as Feng Xiaoxiao.

Is an anchor!

Xiao Tuantuan: "Old woman, help me ask, and if my position is, I want to learn from Grandpa Lin too!"

The horse monkey: "My horse monkey will no longer broadcast live, I want to cultivate immortals."

Da Sima: "I really envy you!"

Fan Sisi: "Come on, I was picked up by the old woman to be cheaper." Sacrifice as xindingdianxsw.com

Daermei asked: "Grandpa Lin, why can't Zhenwu Pagoda enter? A lot of people are surrounded outside."

"When you can fly over the walls, you can go in. Not everyone is suitable for practice."

Daermei pointed to herself.

"As for me, Grandpa Lin, you always look at me to see if I can practice."

Lin Xiao glanced at it.

"You are too old."

Daermei: (⊙o⊙)...

Too old?

How old am I, not as old as you.

Feng Xiaoxiao woke up at this time.

Seeing the foolish girl, she exclaimed: "Old woman, why are you here?"

"This... please call me a little lady, I'm here to serve Grandpa Lin."

Feng Xiao smiled and nodded: "That's right, are you still live streaming? I have closed the live broadcast. I will follow Grandpa Lin in the future. Grandpa Lin said, I want to practice and I have no distractions."

Daermei looked embarrassed.

"This, then close it, and practice in the future without distracting thoughts."

Daermei nodded and immediately shut down the live broadcast.

She didn't want to leave a bad impression in front of Grandpa Lin.

Feng Xiaoxiao nodded: "Well, everyone will practice together in the future."

"Okay, that Senior Sister Feng, can you give me some pointers."

Feng Xiaoxiao nodded.

"Of course, I will teach you how to sit and breathe, starting with the most basic."

Feng Xiaoxiao came over.

"Sit cross-legged on the ground first. When you take a deep breath, lift your hands slightly and inhale in your lower abdomen. When your stomach is up, turn your hands over and press down slowly when you exhale."

"Breathe evenly and don't stop deliberately."

"Bring the gas into the pubic area."

"Between inhale and exhale, feel the change in airflow..."

Daermei did.

Feng Xiaoxiao nodded: "It's a good job. You can feel a fiery air current in your lower abdomen if you practice repeatedly like this."

Daermei nodded.

With Feng Xiaoxiao's guidance, Daermei has made rapid progress.

Half an hour later...

Daermei is overjoyed.汜减B*xwx.Co汜

"Senior Sister~www.readwn.com~ I feel it, I feel the fiery airflow you said, is it even a beginner."

Feng Xiaoxiao exclaimed.

"So fast? Then you are a genius of practice."

Lin Xiao turned his head and glanced.

Suddenly speechless.

The live broadcast room exploded.

"Fuck, it won't be so fast!"

"Oh my god, it turns out that the old woman is a genius in practice. This is incredible."

"Old woman, you are awesome!"

"Senior sisters are all yelling, the old woman really knows how to scream."

"I can do it so soon, I can't believe it!"

Feng Xiaoxiao looked back at Lin Xiao and asked, "Grandpa Lin, do you always check if Xiaowei has entered the country?"

Daermei was shocked.

I was fantasizing: Well, this girl is a rare genius, grandpa wants to accept as a disciple...

Lin Xiao glanced at it.

"She drank too much and let her urine hold back."

Daermei touched her lower abdomen.

Ward Fak?

This is not airflow, is this especially urine?

Feng Xiaoxiao smiled.

"Junior sister, this is not airflow, please go and make it easier, holding it back is not good for your health."

Daermei blushed instantly.

Walk into the kitchen.

"Haha...I laughed and peeed. I thought the old woman was a genius, but I drank too much water."

"In fact, urine is also a warm air stream."

"Old women can really sit in the middle of a demon, treating urine as a stream of air."

"I'm so ridiculous, the old woman is embarrassed this time."

"The old woman is just an idiot, I can't even think of it."

The live broadcast room instantly laughed silly. Mi He Mi

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