I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years

"Fuck, awesome, brother dog!"

"Brother Dog Niubi, 666..."

"I was dumbfounded when I heard Brother Dog's words, this answer is 666..."

"As expected to be my dog ​​brother."

"Have you seen that Zifeng and Peng Peng are like playing with children in front of Rhubarb. This dog is absolutely perfect."

Zifeng thought of what was just now.

There is indeed something wrong with this statement.

Zifeng rolled his eyes, are you really a dog?

Lin Xiao smiled: "It's flat, as long as you agree, I will seal Rhubarb's mouth immediately."

The big yellow dog lay his head on his stomach.

Wagging for mercy.

"Master Lin, I was wrong. Don't seal it up. I'm going to be suffocated when it's sealed. Do it well. Don't let Old Man Lin seal my dog's mouth."

Teacher He smiled:

"Grandpa Lin, Rhubarb is just a joke, so don't seal it all the time."

Peng Peng nodded: "Grandpa Lin, why do you keep sealing Rhubarb's mouth!"

Lin Xiao said, "You've all seen it, this dog is not serious at all, and I don't know where he learned it from. As this goes on, I'm going to make a stew."

The big yellow dog was scared lying on the ground.

The live broadcast room begged frantically.

"Don't, Immortal Lin, this dog is fun if it's not serious. People are dogs, not humans. It's too much for you to be serious."

"Yes, Grandpa Lin, you always show compassion and never shut his dog's mouth."

"That's my dog ​​brother, Grandpa Lin, don't shut your mouth!"

"It's so fun, Grandpa Lin doesn't really want to stop Brother Dog, just frighten him."

Zifeng smiled and said, "Rhubarb, Grandpa Lin is joking with you."

The big yellow dog shook his head: "That's not a joke. In fact, I still have a companion, a little snake, who wants to transform into a dragon. Who knows that this kid doesn't know what it is, he wants to swallow Old Man Lin."

"Then what!"

"There is no such thing, it was naturally killed by Old Man Lin, who was my best brother."

The four looked at Lin Xiao.

It turned out that Lin Xiao was still such a terrifying existence.

Lin Xiao said: "The snake is proud and unruly, it is difficult to tame, devouring human race, it can only be killed."

The four nodded.

It turns out that this is the case, it is estimated that IQ is like a big yellow dog.

Zifeng asked: "Then, did you bury it?"

"No, I ate three bowls with tears."

The corners of their mouths twitched.

Special...

I said just now that he is your best brother.

The result is that you ate three bowls with tears.

This wave of operations really convinced.

Lin Xiao said: "The green wolf was injured, so he caught two pheasants and came back to mend his body."

The big yellow dog said: "Don't worry, Mr. Lin, this is going to be caught, you are Mr. Lin's guests, what do you want to eat, I will help you catch a few."

Zifeng said: "The pheasant can fly, but it's not easy to catch."

"What's the matter? With my dog ​​brother, there is nothing that is not easy to catch. Follow me behind me, and I will take you to catch, and the dog brother will go out.

The four followed behind the dog.

Proceed to the Bamboo Forest of Houshan.

A staff member followed closely behind him.

The big yellow dog turned around: "What's this for?"

"They are from the show crew and are here to shoot the live broadcast."

Big yellow dog: "Fuck, isn't it seen by audiences all over the country?"

Huang Xiaochu nodded: "I'm sure."

"Now Grandpa Lin has a lot of comments on Weibo, all complimenting Brother Gou."

The big yellow dog dismissed it: "The grass is all the guys who want to go for nothing."

The corners of their mouths twitched.

Rhubarb dogs really cannot be treated with common sense.

Is this really a dog?

: Brother Gou, the younger brother gave 10,000 yuan to ask for a love relationship with my little bitch. I will help you raise a puppy.

: Brother Gou, are you a fairy dog? Do you know the snarling dog?

: A reward of 10,000 yuan, please keep the little boy.

; A reward of one hundred thousand, invite Brother Gou to be a guest at home.

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Lin Xiao's Weibo exploded in an instant.

Countless comments for rewards.

Peng Peng looked excited: "Rhubarb, Grandpa Lin's Weibo has been rewarded. They are all related to you. They want you to keep Xiao Zaizai and sign the bridge for you."

Big yellow dog: "Come on, I am a wife, seven lovers, how can I find other mates?"

One wife, seven lovers.

This is really a dog.

"Fuck, Brother Dog is awesome, you are a real dog."

"Nima's, I don't even have a girlfriend now, and I find that I'm not as good as a dog."

"Hey, I have been single for thirty years, Brother Dog, can you teach the secret?"

"My dog ​​brother is different, are you busy?"

The big yellow dog led five people into the bamboo forest.

The pheasant on the tree saw the big yellow dog.

Flies around in fright.

Twitter non-stop.

The big yellow dog roared.

Roar····

The two pheasants fell to the ground in fright, flapping their wings.

The big yellow dog rushed over.

Press one foot on the pheasant and slap the pheasant to death.

The action was done in one go.

The four heard the roar.

Surprised.

How does this sound resemble the sound of a tiger.

The big yellow dog said: "What are you guys looking at me for? Although I admit that I am very handsome, I still don't have a hobby of crossing races."

The four of them were speechless for a moment.

This dog is not serious.

No wonder Grandpa Lin wanted to seal Rhubarb's mouth.

Huang Xiaochu walked over and squatted down.

"What do you want to do with these two chickens?"

"Barbecue, I haven't eaten it for a long time, these two chickens are probably enough for my wife to eat, but you will have to work hard these days to pluck my hair."

"Eating raw meat, I'm used to it, it's not as good as barbecue."

"The food you humans make is delicious. I really envy your hands."

The big yellow dog had no choice but to complain.

The big yellow dog roared at the pheasant on the tree again.

Two pheasants fell like rocks.

The big yellow dog is another operation.

The big yellow dog said: "You don't know how hard I am. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com takes a pack of wolves outside to hunt prey every day, tired like a dog."

Zifeng smiled: "Rhubarb, you are a dog."

Big yellow dog:·····

"Little girl, I love to interrupt."

The big yellow dog rolled his eyes.

The big yellow dog caught six pheasants.

"That's it, two of my wives, two of me, and two of you. You have a toothache recently. Just eat two pheasants."

The four just wanted to say, your appetite is really big.

But seeing the size of the big yellow dog, maybe two are really not enough to eat.

Peng Peng said: "Rhubarb, where are your wolves?"

"When I go back, they can't stay here, or they will be eaten up sooner or later. At least forty or fifty pheasants are needed every day, and Mr. Lin must not chop me down."

"Let's go, go back!"

Siheyuan.

Lin Xiao was drinking tea.

Lin Xiao said: "Six pheasants, rhubarb, your appetite has become smaller."

"Master Lin, you don't know, every day is raw meat, and the toothache is severe. I wanted to be taken care of by the rich woman, but the rich woman was not found, and became the leader of the wolves. , Tired enough."

Lin Xiao said, "You dead dog, who made you like wolves?"

"It's not that she is too charming. I have deeply restricted it. The power of love is so great that you will never understand."

The big yellow dog glanced at the big bad wolf, and the big bad wolf was looking at the big yellow dog.

Lin Xiao snorted coldly; "You have a better temper?"

The big yellow dog lowered his head.

Wagging for mercy.

"Master Lin, I was wrong, I was wrong."

Zifeng said: "Don't scare it when you are old."

Lin Xiao said, "Who let it go out and provoke the wolves? It's okay now, it has made other people's stomachs bigger, rhubarb, you can figure it out in the future, don't want to live with me."