I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years

Peng Peng looked at the live broadcast room.

"Brother Dog, someone asks you, what if you can't make an appointment?"

"Give up, there is no reason to hesitate, continue to lick other women, there are so many women, why have to hang on a tree."

"Women who can't lick, lick a hammer."

The big yellow dog replied unceremoniously.

If you can't lick it, can you still keep up with it?

This is really a licking dog.

This is really reasonable after thinking about it.

Rhubarb is a witty remark, everything can be said.

The big yellow dog said again: "As a senior dog licking dog, you must have a clear purpose. Why do you want to be a licking dog? I lick you so much. I don't want you to kneel down and call Dad."

This has become a classic quotation.

I heard the words of the big yellow dog in the live broadcast room.

Instantly burst.

"Fuck, fuck, this sentence is classic."

"Why did I lick you? I didn't make you kneel down and call Dad. That's awesome."

"Brother Dog, the amount of information in this sentence is a bit big, why should I kneel down?"

"Brother Dog, please accept my knees. I have been single for twenty years and finally understand, woo..."

"Haha... Brother Gou is a cow."

"Kneel down and call Dad, this style of painting is a bit rude."

"Brother Dog, you must be an unscrupulous dog."

Teacher He coughed.

"Brother Dog, pay attention, this is a live broadcast room."

Big yellow dog: "What are you afraid of, I'm just a dog, not a human."

Come on.

I'm still good.

Teacher He said: "I'm still going to help Zifeng pluck her hair!"

Huang Xiaochu nodded: "I'll go too."

Peng Peng was taken aback.

What's the matter?

Isn't it just bragging?

Why are you leaving?

Lin Xiao stood at the door and snorted coldly, "Forbidden."

The big yellow dog squatted down.

The big yellow dog secretly said: Hey, I was banned by the old man again. It's really difficult for me. As a dog, it's not easy.

The big yellow dog walked to Lin Xiao's side.

"Grandpa Lin, don't stop talking!"

"Grandpa Lin, you always raise your hands high and let go of Brother Gou. I just mentioned the classics, how come they are gone."

"Grandpa Lin please, don't keep talking. I have been single for 30 years and I am accepting Brother Dog's suggestion."

"Grandpa Lin is too powerful, and a forbidden sentence makes Brother Gou silent for a moment."

"Peng Peng, hurry up and plead, don't let Grandpa Lin mute."

"Please, Grandpa Lin, don't stop Brother Dog, deduct 1..."

"1····"

"1···"

Countless people in the live broadcast room deducted 1, all wanting to listen to the big yellow dog's speech.

Lin Xiao said, "Talking nonsense all day long, go back and accompany Qinglang."

The big yellow dog shook his head and walked to the nest.

Lying next to the green wolf.

Peng Peng walked over and pleaded: "Grandpa Lin, if you always raise your hand, let go of the rhubarb!"

"Seal for a few hours first, and just talk nonsense all day long."

The live broadcast room frantically complained.

"Grandpa Lin, your old lady is broken, Brother Gou is teaching us the secret, please don't stop talking, I want to learn from Brother Gou."

"Grandpa Lin, it's not authentic."

"Let go of that dog and let me come."

"The three of you don't patronize pulling chicken feathers, intercede for Brother Dog. We want to listen to Brother Dog."

"What's so good about plucking chicken feathers? I want to listen to Brother Dog making sense."

Peng Peng heard Lin Xiao say this.

I can only help plucking chicken feathers.

It takes a lot of effort to clean up the six pheasants.

Four people are busy working together.

"Zifeng, don't lose the small intestine. Clean it up and stir-fry a small amount of chicken offal. It just happens to have wild onions. The flavour must be very fragrant."

Zifeng nodded and put all the cockroaches together.

Huang Xiaochu picked some stones from the river and placed them in the courtyard.

Start stacking the stove.

Barbecuing six pheasants is a big project.

Huang Xiaochu worked for a long time before setting up the stove.

I found a few bamboos.

Put the arranged pheasant on the stove.

prepare for dinner.

Huang Xiaochu said: "Today we will have a barbecue pheasant, Peng Peng, are you free?"

Peng Peng came over.

"Teacher Huang, I'm free, what do you order, what shall I do?"

"It's nothing, just pay attention to the fire, barbecue the pheasant, the flame should not be too big or too small, be careful not to burn, I will help clean the chicken intestines."

Peng Peng nodded: "Don't worry, I must bake it."

Teacher He smiled and said: "Tonight's dinner is quite rich, with roast chicken, fish, and mushrooms. Have we finished eating?"

Huang Xiaochu said: "Yeah, don't waste it, or the fish won't be killed. When tomorrow, President Li will come, let's treat him well."

The four know that tomorrow will be another guest.

Li Lianjie.

International superstar.

"That's OK, I mean it too, there are too many, and it's a waste to not finish eating."

Huang Xiaochu shook his head and said, "It's a pity, there is no honey. If you put honey on the pheasant, it will taste better."

Lin Xiao heard this.

"Xiao Huang, do you want honey?"

Huang Xiaochu turned his head: "Yes, Grandpa Lin, do you always have honey?"

"Under the cliff in the back mountain, there is honey. I will take you to pick it."

Peng Peng stood up: "I'll go with Grandpa Lin. Barbecuing is a technical job, Zifeng, come and watch the fire."

Huang Xiaochu said; "Let me come!"

Zifeng said excitedly: "I will go with you all the way to picking honey."

The big yellow dog got up instantly.

Wang Wang...

Lin Xiao looked at the big yellow dog: "Don't talk about these useless things in the future, don't you know, if you dare to talk nonsense, it will not be a day or two, but a lifetime."

Wang Wang...

The big yellow dog was wagging its tail, lying in front of Lin Xiao.

Pretending to be pitiful.

Lin Xiao waved his hand and released the prohibition.

The big yellow dog's tail curled up: "I'll take you to pick honey, which suffocates me to death."

Zifeng smiled and said, "Grandpa Lin, don't keep talking. Rhubarb finally speaks. It's too unnatural for you to keep doing this. Now your Weibo is saying that you are old."

Lin Xiao said, "What are you talking about?"

"Say you deprived the dog of the right to speak, and the dog can speak~www.readwn.com~ this is his right."

The big yellow dog said: "This is the power that Grandpa Lin gave me. Everything I have is given by Grandpa Lin. Grandpa Lin, I won't dare to talk nonsense again in the future."

Lin Xiao nodded: "That's good, I'm afraid you don't know what to say, you talk nonsense all day, and be more regular in the future, you know?"

The big yellow dog nodded: "I see, Mr. Lin."

The big yellow dog rushed forward.

Go to the back mountain cliff.

Back mountain cliff.

On the top of the cliff, seven or eight beehives hang in the air, at least thirty meters high.

The two were surprised.

What a big hive.

Peng Peng said in surprise: "Grandpa Lin, how do you pick it at such a height?"

The big yellow dog said: "What's this, Mr. Lin can pick it casually."

Lin Xiao looked at Zifeng and said, "Zifeng, give me the basket."

"Okay, Grandpa Lin."

Lin Xiao took the bamboo basket from Zifeng.

Flying up, volley up.

The two experienced Lin Xiao's methods.

Standing in the air unexpectedly.

I'm afraid that only immortals have this method.

"Grandpa Lin is awesome, volleying, this is the real fairy."

"It's too good. Gravity has no effect on Grandpa Lin. If Newton saw it, he would be dizzy in the toilet."

"Grandpa Lin performed a volley step again, it's amazing."

Lin Xiao carefully took out the honey from the honeycomb, put it in the bamboo basket, and went to another honeycomb. Repeatedly, Lin Xiao only took some of the seven honeycombs.

After filling the bamboo basket, Lin Xiaofei came down.

Peng Peng: "Grandpa Lin, do you take a bit from every hive?"

"Once all of them are taken, these wild bees will starve to death. So many hives are enough."

Zifeng nodded: "Grandpa Lin, you are so good."

"Let's go!"

The three rushed back.