JOJO hiding in the hunter world
#48 - :Kaz's Crotch Cloth
The chirping of insects and the calls of beasts are the forest's ceaseless joyful songs. Nocturnal creatures gallop in the pitch-black night, with only countless pairs of emerald green eyes visible.
This is the usual tranquility of the forest, but today two uninvited guests arrived in the forest, namely, Jon and Leorio, who were trapped inside.
A solitary and lonely person sat by the campfire, gnawing on strange fruits, yes, it was Jon.
The gold coins saved before, plus the rewards from the battle with Illumi, are enough to draw another round of cards.
But looking at the item cards that appeared, Jon despaired.
A lucky start! Mr. Kars's Loincloth: Waving this loincloth under the sun can increase the user's charm.
Jon was silent, what charm is there to increase! Waving this kind of thing under the sun, he would probably be treated as a pervert and arrested directly.
The most terrible thing is that this thing is not easy to dispose of now. This deep mountain forest doesn't even have a place to throw loincloths.
Recently, Jon's luck has been consistently bad. First, the airship he was on exploded, and then he was attacked by Illumi.
Jon decided to postpone the lottery for a while, and it would not be too late to draw when his luck turned around.
The crackling of firewood and Jon's chewing sounds were unusually prominent in the quiet night. Jon also noticed that the atmosphere was not right and stopped chewing.
Today, Jon experienced great embarrassment. Jon was laughed at because his wild survival experience was too weak.
That's right, the previous Hunter Exam was also held on Barro Island, which was covered with primitive forests, but this time Jon used his computer to find out the species on the island before landing. And he also brought Lindsay, the human encyclopedia.
This time, who would have thought that something would happen even when taking an airship. Jon missed Lindsay very much.
Jon judged whether the fruits were poisonous by watching a stork-like bird eat a few fruits. Because it flew too fast, Jon didn't catch it, but Jon got these fruits.
"Do you want to die?" Leorio looked at Jon in shock.
This is a very widespread poisonous plant, which even children generally know. But Jon is not from this world and has never been to the forest. He came to take the Hunter Exam after studying for a few weeks in junior high school. He didn't know what this was at all.
And this kind of bird has antibodies to this plant's toxins, so it's okay. If a person eats it, they will definitely die within two days if they don't get treatment.
Fortunately, Leorio brought back a few wild game, which solved the dinner problem.
Leorio was in a very bad mood, so she didn't talk to Jon much. The first mission was messed up, how will she be able to mix in this circle in the future. This mission was also obtained for her by her master, and if this goes on, her master's reputation will also be damaged.
The atmosphere fell into a strange situation. After such a big stimulus, although both of them were very tired, they were not sleepy.
"Today's wind is very noisy." Jon, who was at level ten in awkward chat, raised his head pretentiously, wanting to save the awkward atmosphere.
Leorio stared at Jon, and the atmosphere became even more awkward.
After a long silence, Leorio spoke. "Have you never talked to a girl before?"
Jon's heart was pierced by an arrow. Indeed, Jon had always been a bachelor in his previous life. If he had good social skills, he would not have remained a virgin.
In this life, he only stayed in school for a few weeks, and it was still an all-boys school. The Hunter Exam was basically all men, and the women were mostly big-boned dinosaurs, or thugs pointing guns at other people's heads.
As for the Heavens Arena, the ratio of men to women was touching. Jon had not encountered a female opponent yet. If it weren't for a few eye-catching staff ladies, the Heavens Arena would probably have become Heavens Gay City.
But because he wanted to cultivate, Jon didn't have the time and energy to have in-depth communication with the ladies.
"This is for you, it's a waste anyway if there's too much." Leorio handed Jon a roasted red bird.
Glug, Jon swallowed a mouthful of saliva. But Jon remembered his mother's teachings from childhood, you can't take other people's things casually, you can't owe favors.
Jon refused.
"I really don't understand you, eat it, I'm full anyway." Leorio said seriously.
Looking at Leorio's unaffected appearance, Jon accepted her kindness.
The next day, Jon went out hunting. Now Jon decided not to bother with plants anymore, mammals can generally be eaten if you cut off the head and tail.
Jon found a monkey population. As for why he didn't eat monkeys, mainly because Jon didn't like eating humanoid creatures, he couldn't get over it psychologically.
But the structure of monkeys and humans is very similar, and what monkeys eat can basically be eaten by humans.
Now Jon had just stolen their stored food from the monkeys' cave, a black spherical object.
Jon licked it, um, it tasted a bit like chocolate, with a faint sweetness. Jon put the thing away.
He killed a few ignorant wild goats and returned to the campfire. Jon marked the way back with Stone Free so he wouldn't get lost.
Although Leorio knows many species and has a lot of wild survival experience, she doesn't dare to go far for fear of not being able to find her way back. This is very dangerous in the jungle. Someone once got lost five meters away from the camp and starved to death.
As soon as Jon went back, he found that the camp had changed a lot, and all the trees around it had been cut down. A clearing with a radius of five meters was cleared.
When Leorio saw Jon coming back, she immediately took the wild goat that Jon had hunted and prepared to roast the goat. Jon had already exposed Stone Free and didn't want to expose Pearl Jam anymore.
Pearl Jam's ability is too buggy. But Jon's own cooking skills were very touching. The food Jon hunted yesterday was burnt before he accepted Leorio's roast chicken.
"Hey, Leorio, I found something good. It's very sweet and delicious." Jon took out the black round chocolate ball he had just gotten.
Hearing that girls like sweets, Jon thought this would be a gift for Leorio.
Leorio looked at Jon in shock and then at the wild goat. "Sorry, I don't eat chocolate goat poop."
I didn't expect that I treated you as a friend, but you wanted me to accompany you to eat shit!
Jon recalled the fear of being dominated. He threw away the chocolate goat poop as if he was throwing a hot potato.
"If I said I haven't eaten it, would you believe it?" Jon looked at Leorio expectantly.
Leorio expressed understanding and looked at Jon curiously, "Speaking of which, chocolate goat poop is still very popular among some wealthy people. I understand."
Are you a devil, you don't believe it at all! Jon took a deep breath and left lonely. Jon may have already socially died in Leorio's heart.
Jon turned his grief into motivation and started cutting down trees. The power of Stone Free is indeed not a cover, the speed far exceeds Leorio's emission system, and the clearing suddenly expanded into a large circle with a radius of ten meters.
This is to prevent the campfire sparks from causing a forest fire, and secondly, it is for the rescue team to be able to find it quickly in a few days.
Moreover, cutting down trees here is completely fine for Jon and Leorio who have hunter licenses, and they don't have to go to jail. After all, there are no precious tree species here.
With the A-level power and speed of Stone Free, cutting down trees is not easy.
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