"I'll come.
Everyone followed the prestige, and then burst into a burst of laughter, Li Shuwen shook his head with a disdainful smile and said, "Huangfu Gongzi, are you sure you want to compete with Zaixia?"
Huang Fulie ignored the ridicule of others, and nodded resolutely: "That's right."
"If you want to bring shame on yourself, then I will fulfill you, and I will make it a joke for you to never hold your head up." Li Shuwen sneered in his heart, and bowed his head slightly towards Huangfu Lie and said: "Since this is the case, then let's come to the pair, in the lower link, the emperor Fu Gongzi out of the lower link, how about it?"
"Let the horse come over."
The corners of Li Shuwen's mouth raised and looked up at the sky, and it happened that a row of geese flew too far and said: "A group of geese are flying south."
Huang Fulie lowered his head and pondered when he heard this, and then two palace maids walked in with two plates of delicacies, so he said casually: "Two roast ducks go north." "
Roast duck? hahaha.
As soon as these words came out, it instantly caused a burst of laughter, and a group of talented people looked at Huang Fulie like watching a monkey show, and those official daughters also covered their mouths and snickered.
"Two roast ducks going north? Okay, I have to say, the emperor is quite neat. Li Shuwen still maintained a gentleman's posture, but he was already extremely proud in his heart, so he took advantage of the victory and pursued: "Then look at my next couplet: a thousand silver guns and a hundred thieves are brave."
Huang Fulie blurted out: "Half two peanuts and two people drink all night."
Now the fun is even greater, there are boos around, Huang Fulie hurriedly looked at Liu Xinghe, wanting to seek assistance from the field, but he didn't think that Liu Xinghe would pretend to be drunk directly, as if he didn't see it.
Liu Xinghe was lying on the table, his toes could dig out a hole in his shoe, and he secretly said in his heart: "Why did I bring such a stupid apprentice, now my reputation will be ruined." "
Why is it only half a tael of peanuts? The prince of the emperor is too stumbling, come, give the roast duck to the prince of the emperor to drink."
"A few more sesame cakes to cushion your stomach." "
Yes, yes, come, feed my son bread." A
group of people sneered, and no matter how cheeky Huang Fulie was, he began to be at a loss at this time.
Li Shuwen saw Huang Fulie's embarrassed appearance, and immediately pressed step by step: "Dragon Teng 30,000 li."
Huang Fulie scratched his ears and cheeks, and suddenly he remembered the big rooster he raised, so he broke the jar and said: "The chicken has been crowing for two and a half years." "
Hahahaha. Another
burst of laughter.
Huang Fulie was unconvinced: "What are you laughing at, my big crows so loudly, and he can play with ball." It's
okay not to explain, but when it is explained, it is even more laughing, and even the originally reserved ladies have let go of their restraints and began to hold their stomachs and laugh, and for a while the surroundings were filled with a happy atmosphere.
Looking at the laughing crowd around him, Huangfu Lie couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and then he saw a lupine scarf, and the fluttering Yanjaw Confucian came to his side and smiled like a spring breeze and said: "Huangfu Gongzi is really good at mobilizing the atmosphere, but you still have to work hard to improve your literary heritage, now let the teacher teach you how to pair up." This
high-spirited scholar is none other than Liu Xinghe, he really has no choice, after all, as Huang Fulie's teacher, the two of them are both prosperous and loss, and if this continues, it is estimated that even he will become a joke in ten miles and eight towns, not to mention that he promised the old man to take care of Huang Fulie, so Liu Xinghe stood up.
"Who is this person, why haven't you seen it?"
"This boy is quite bookish. "
I've seen him, there was a quarrel between these people at the city gate just now, this man's name is Ning Caichen, it seems that he is the new teacher invited by the Huangfu family, and the Huangfu Lie seems to respect him very much. "
Heh, I can make Huang Fulie bend down, it seems that this teacher has some ability.
Liu Xinghe didn't pay attention to the discussions of the people around him, just looked at Li Shuwen with a smile, and the white feather fan he was holding in his hand was still snatched from him, and pouted provocatively: "In the downstream Quartet, I have long heard that Li Zhuangyuan is only eight buckets high and has five cars to learn rich, but today, Li Gongzi is just like this, and he is not worthy of his name."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar, although there is no second martial arts and no first, but Li Shuwen is the champion of Donglan State, you must know that literati are light and blind date, Liu Xinghe's words are tantamount to belittling the literati of Donglan, although these talents are disdainful of each other in private, but when it comes to facing foreign enemies, they still know that they have the same hatred for the enemy.
"A bold fanatic, who dares to speak out.
"It's ridiculous that you, a nameless and nameless person, dare to comment on my dynasty. "
Where did the wild dogs come from, dare to come here and bark wildly.
A group of talented people reprimanded one after another, and the jade beauties also raised their eyebrows, throwing a disdainful glance at Liu Xinghe, Li Shuwen smiled secretly in his heart when he saw this: "Ning Caichen, I thought you were a little perverse and unconventional before, but I didn't expect you to be so arrogant and domineering, so it's okay, offend the literati, and even let the Protector Mansion become the target of public criticism."
A trace of disdain flashed in Li Shuwen's heart, but he still maintained a humble look on his face to comfort everyone: "Don't be excited, you just have some trivial skills, Ning Gongzi has been in all directions for a long time, and he must have seen erudition and Confucianism, so he naturally looks down on me as a mere champion."
Li Shuwen's self-humility attracted everyone's admiration: "He is worthy of being a champion, modest and polite, not like a nameless junior, who speaks wildly, which is despicable."
In the face of everyone's cynicism, Liu Xinghe laughed: "What about the champion, I have also been to the Qionglin banquet in the next place, and I have also beaten in front of Ma Yujie, talking and laughing, and there is no white ding, I have heard of Sima Li, the great Confucian of Jiang Chuguo."
A student said with starry eyes: "Of course I have heard that Sima Li is a great Confucian scholar and an example of students in the world."
Liu Xinghe grinned and pointed at the sky with a fan: "Back then, I fought the Confucianism with my tongue, pointed out the country, and passionately wrote. "
Recalling that year, Liu Xinghe competed with Sima's family in Dianjiangtai, Sima Li persuaded the emperor with words, and Liu Xinghe used physics to "persuade" Sima Li's son, and finally won the position of joining the army.
"It's really fake, how I've never heard of it. "
But looking at his retrospective expression, it doesn't look like a lie. "
The literati have a characteristic, that is, they often look down on each other for people of the same class as themselves, but they often have an almost crazy obsession and worship for the world-famous masters, so relying on Sima Li's prestige, these talents have been impressed by Liu Xinghe.
"Hmph, seeing is believing, hearing is false, it's a mule or a horse, let's pull it out for a walk, and we'll know it when we try. Li Shuwen didn't believe what Liu Xinghe said, and he was above the top of his eyes on knowledge: "Since Mr. Ning is so high-profile, it is better to pair up, so as not to make people think that Your Excellency is just boasting."
Liu Xinghe didn't talk, just made a gesture to let the horse come over, Li Shuwen was not angry, just shook his head and said: "Since Ning Gongzi is the teacher of the Huangfu family, then please help Huangfu Gongzi to make the next couplet, my first couplet is: A group of geese fly south, please pair the next couplet."
Liu Xinghe frowned slightly, in fact, he was also chasing ducks on the shelves, there was no preparation, Liu Xinghe looked out the window, and saw a Yangtze River passing through the big lake, the river was calm, suddenly, I saw two lights in the distance slowly approaching, it turned out to be two merchant ships taking advantage of the night to sail towards the sea.
Seeing this, Liu Xinghe clapped his hands and said, "The two-leaf boat is going east.
When Li Shuwen heard this, his eyebrows frowned slightly and said: "My 'campaign' is the 'expedition to the Quartet'.
Liu Xinghe smiled slightly: "My 'line' is the line of 'businessman and business'."
Li Shuwen frowned and continued: "Next: Thousands of silver spears and a hundred thieves broke their courage."
Liu Xinghe said unhurriedly: "What I'm right is: a ten-year cold window once nominated for the gold list."
Li Shuwen was not convinced: "My Shanglian is about my Donglan soldiers fighting in the south of the Yangtze River, and the enemy army is terrified.
Liu Xinghe arched his hand to all the talents present and said: "My next link is to say that you have been successful in your studies for ten years, and I wish you the title of the gold list one day."
Li Shuwen gritted his teeth and pointed to the golden dragon pillar and made another pair: "Dragon Teng 30,000 miles."
Liu Xinghe's feather fan shook lightly and looked at Feng Guanxia and said, "Feng Yin has been chanting for five thousand years."
Li Shuwen didn't stand still and almost fell, at this time the spring breeze on the lake blew, and the mirror-like lake rippled, reflecting the sparkling moonlight, and the residual snow on the surrounding rockery was starry under the moonlight.
Li Shuwen looked at the strange scene in front of him and smiled: "The green water is worry-free and the wind is wrinkled.
Liu Xinghe stroked his bangs: "The green mountains are not old and the snow is white." "
What!" Li Shuwen didn't know what to do at this time, so he sat down with his head up.
At this time, Ai Qian clenched his fists, originally wanted Li Shuwen to show it, but he didn't expect Liu Xinghe to steal the limelight, he didn't want another character from the Protector's Mansion, so he made a look, and the four scholars immediately came out.
A scholar with a serious face said to Liu Xinghe: "Ning Gongzi, there will also be a sacrifice in the next place, and Hong is a bird by the river."
Liu Xinghe pouted: "The rock is the stone under the mountain." A
scholar with a wide body and a fat body said: "Think of danger to rejuvenate the country."
Liu Xinghe said lightly: "Forget your worries and lose your career."
A scholar pushed his glasses: "A curtain of wind and rain is all over the ground."
Liu Xinghe looked out the window at the water and sky: "Two rounds of bright moons shine for half a day." The
last scholar pointed to the singer who was playing the music and shouted, "The eight kings of the pipa are above."
Liu Xinghe feather fan shook off and said disdainfully: "The four ghosts of the charm and the four ghosts are on the side."
The four talented men were all defeated, Ai Qian's face was hard to see, and then Li Shuwen stood up again and said confidently: "Look at the river on the river tower, the river tower is a hundred years, the river is a hundred years." "
Hehehe, this is Your Excellency's last connection, and it seems that Jiang Lang has done it." Liu Xinghe raised his eyebrows, revealing a look that looked at the world: "The moon shadow is printed in the Yinyue Lake, the moon lake is eternal, and the moon shadow is eternal!"
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