Journey to the West: At the beginning, Monkey King was tricked into going to Penglai to find the god

After Li Yue killed Xiaotian Dog and dismissed Yang Jian, he felt a little relieved.

"I only drank two glasses of wine for dinner and didn't eat much of the delicious food. I didn't enjoy it enough. This dog just happened to be delivered to my door." He chopped off a dog leg and roasted it in front of the Taoist temple.

"Dog meat replenishes the middle qi, warms the kidneys and helps yang. Besides, Xiaotian Dog is a divine dog, and the effect is definitely better than ordinary dog ​​meat."

In the village at the foot of the mountain, Chang'e was very unwilling.

She looked up the mountain and saw Li Yue roasting dog legs, and suddenly a plan came to her mind.

On the mountain, in front of the Taoist temple, Li Yue took a deep breath, his face full of intoxication.

"It smells so good, worthy of being a fairy dog, hey, I'm in for a treat tonight."

Just then, footsteps sounded.

Li Yue said speechlessly: "What are you doing here again? To be honest, I don't have any feelings for you, just let me go. Three-legged toads are hard to find, but there are many two-legged men."

Chang'e laughed and said: "Why, are you so afraid of me?"

"I... I'm not afraid..." Li Yue's face was a little dark. This woman is a little too aggressive.

Chang'e looked Li Yue up and down, especially when she scanned a certain position, a trace of suspicion rose in her eyes.

Li Yue couldn't help but twitch his eyebrows, and said angrily: "Hey, what's that look in your eyes?"

Chang'e said: "I am the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms. Any man who sees me will have improper thoughts. Even the Jade Emperor can't resist my charm."

"But you are not interested in me. Could it be that you are not a man?"

Li Yue couldn't help it and shouted: "Woman, don't go too far. I just don't want to be a scumbag. If you really provoke me, don't blame me for not recognizing you."

"Scumbag?" Chang'e was stunned, but soon understood the meaning of the word.

She looked at Li Yue's face carefully, and suddenly smiled: "Don't be angry, I'm joking. Actually, I'm here to eat dog meat. You won't be so stingy as to refuse, right?"

Li Yue said casually: "Help yourself!"

Chang'e sat directly opposite Li Yue and watched him grilling meat. But as she watched, she frowned and said: "Hey, don't you turn the meat when it's burnt? Grilling it like this is really a waste of food."

Li Yue glared at her and said impatiently: "So much nonsense, either you do it or shut up!"

"Okay, I'll do it!"

Chang'e took the initiative and was much more skilled than Li Yue.

The two sat by the campfire. Li Yue didn't take the initiative to speak. Chang'e asked one question and he answered one.

But even so, Chang'e still enjoyed it and kept looking for various topics.

Gradually, the dog meat was almost cooked. Chang'e said, "It's almost cooked, but you only have salt, it's not tasty enough. Go to my house and get the seasoning box on the stove. Add more seasoning and it will taste better."

Li Yue immediately became alert and said, "Are you trying to play some tricks again?"

Chang'e covered her mouth and chuckled, "Hehe, idiot, you are still afraid of me. If you are worried that I will drug you, just use your spiritual sense to stare at me."

"Hmph!"

Li Yue ignored her, got up and went down the mountain, went to Chang'e's house, took the seasoning box on the stove, checked it several times, and found no problems.

Of course, Chang'e was under his spiritual sense throughout the whole process, and he didn't find any small movements from her.

He breathed a sigh of relief and returned to the Taoist temple with the seasoning box.

Soon, the dog leg was roasted, because Chang'e added various seasonings, the fragrance was sublimated, and Li Yue was drooling when he smelled it.

"Okay, it's time to eat!"

The two sat by the campfire, eating dog meat by the firelight. Li Yue suddenly recalled the scene of running to the river with his girlfriend in the middle of the night and using a thermos cup to make instant noodles.

At that time, the two had just graduated, their salaries were not high, they lived frugally, and they were reluctant to go to the food stalls to drink and eat barbecue.

"Fei Fei, are you okay in that world?"

Li Yue suddenly felt sad. The next moment, he saw Fei Fei, who was clearly in his dreams, across the campfire.

"Fei Fei, you... why are you here? Am I dreaming?"

Across the campfire, Fei Fei smiled, and this smile made Li Yue crazy.

At this moment, Fei Fei came over and leaned in his arms. At this moment, Li Yue felt extremely warm, and the feelings that had been suppressed for thousands of years were erupting.

"Li Yue, love me!"

There was a "boom" in Li Yue's mind, and his emotions erupted completely.

Two hearts were intoxicated. The two pairs of lips touched gently, and then they blended into each other, mixed with the aroma of dog meat, and gradually became deeply immersed in it.

Chang'e looked at Li Yue's handsome face

, her eyes full of fascination.

She even felt the changes in Li Yue's body, and the flame in her heart became more and more intense.

"Go to the house!"

Li Yue picked her up and entered the Taoist temple, but at this moment, a voice rang out from the sky, saying: "Where is the God of Justice?"

This shout suddenly woke Li Yue up from his dream, and when he looked at his arms again, it was clearly Chang'e.

"Fuck!"

"You... what kind of evil magic did you use on me?"

Are you kidding me? In just one night, I was fooled twice. This Chang'e is something.

Chang'e also looked a little cold, and she wanted to rush out to kill people.

At this time, the voice in the sky shouted again: "God of Justice, the Jade Emperor summoned me, please follow me to heaven quickly."

Li Yue hurriedly let go of Chang'e and said: "The Jade Emperor has something to do with me, I'm leaving first!" After that, he rushed out of the house and went to heaven without looking back.

Chang'e looked at Li Yue's departing back and said coldly: "Next time, I will succeed next time."

When he reached the cloud, he saw Taibai Jinxing, and Li Yue asked: "Taibai, do you know why the Jade Emperor is looking for me?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "It's like this, the Third Holy Mother Yang Chan brought Yang Jian to the Jade Emperor to complain that you injured Yang Jian and asked the Jade Emperor to administer justice."

"Humph!"

"He didn't kill him, he just injured him. Why does the Jade Emperor care about such a small matter?"

Taibai Jinxing smiled awkwardly and said: "After all, he is a nephew. The Jade Emperor has to ask a few questions for the sake of face. The gods should go to see the Jade Emperor and explain the matter."

Li Yue nodded and said, "Okay!"

The two flew towards the heaven on a cloud. On the way, Taibai Jinxing suddenly asked, "I heard that you killed Xiaotian Dog?"

Li Yue said, "Yes, it was just a dog. Not only did you kill it, but you also ate its meat."

Taibai Jinxing was a little surprised and said, "Did you really kill Xiaotian Dog?"

Li Yue said, "Of course it's true. Why can't I kill it?"

Taibai Jinxing's eyes were dull, and he murmured, "Impossible, this is impossible, how is this possible?"

Then, he looked at Li Yue with a look of hesitation, as if he didn't know whether to speak or not.

His strange expression made Li Yue a little confused.

Isn't it just killing a dog? What's impossible? Could it be that Xiaotian Dog is immortal and can't be killed?

"Why are you talking nonsense? Just say what you want to say." Li Yue scolded.

Taibai Jinxing said, "God, you were not in heaven during this period, and something happened in Yue Lao Palace."

"Yue Lao Palace?" Li Yue was puzzled, and then asked, "Is it related to me?"

Taibai Jinxing nodded and said, "Bodhi Patriarch in the West tricked Yue Lao away and then slipped in."

When Taibai said this, Li Yue immediately understood.

Chang'e was pestering him, I'm afraid it was fate that was at work.

"Damn Bodhi, it really makes trouble for me. Humph, it's obvious that you want me to stand against the Jade Emperor. Although I don't care who I am against, it's very unpleasant to be played by others."

Taibai Jinxing's next words made Li Yue's face look uglier than eating shit.

"Then Bodhi, you are connected with Chang'e, Xiaotian Dog, and you. If it weren't for Kuimu Lang, I'm afraid that even Marshal Tianpeng, who was born as a pig, and even more strange creatures would have a marriage with you."

"Xiaotian Dog, Zhu Bajie?" Li Yue widened his eyes, and for a moment, he couldn't describe what he was thinking.

Li Yue was silent, but from his violent ups and downs of his chest, it can be seen that he was very angry.

Even this anger made Taibai Jinxing next to him feel like he was falling into the underworld, extremely cold.

"Good, good, very good!"

"Bodhi, you are teasing me, right? Disgusting me, right?" Li Yue was so angry that he laughed.

Taibai Jinxing felt too depressed at the moment, and hurriedly said: "Logically, Xiaotian Dog met you, and the two should have sparked love. But it was killed by you, and I can't understand it."

Li Yue glared at Taibai fiercely. If you can't speak, just shut up. You also sparked love, don't disgust me.

But at this moment, he was relieved.

"Fortunately, fortunately there is a system, which allowed me to cultivate the Nine Revolutions Mysterious Art to the sixth revolution, breaking free from the restrictions of the Heavenly Dao, and even breaking free from marriage."

Otherwise, if I really got involved with Roaring Sky Dog and Zhu Bajie, it would be a great shame that could not be washed away even after reincarnation for thousands of lifetimes.

"Bodhi, you are very good, just wait for me!"