Journey to the West: At the beginning, Monkey King was tricked into going to Penglai to find the god

The two of them were in a mess, but they were still in a mess.

"Okay, I used the power of moving stars to cover up the secrets of you. Now it's a catastrophe, even a saint can't figure out where you are." Li Yue said lightly.

Chang'e looked at Li Yue with admiration and said, "You are really amazing."

The word "amazing" was emphasized by her, which was full of teasing.

Li Yue glanced at her and said, "You are playing with fire. If you really provoke me, you will regret it. I said, I have no interest in you."

He is not restricted by marriage and has no love for Chang'e. If he is really driven by desire to do that, he will definitely not be responsible afterwards.

After all, he can't really find a burden for himself.

If he fell in love with Chang'e, he would really fall into Bodhi's trap.

So, the only one who suffered was Chang'e.

But Chang'e sneered and said, "It doesn't matter. If I can't get your heart, it's good to get your body."

Li Yue couldn't stand it anymore, sighed, and said, "Where are we going next?"

Chang'e said, "Since the two of us have learned the secrets of heaven and cannot be calculated, we should go to crowded places. If we still live in the wilderness and sparsely populated places, it will be easy to be discovered."

Li Yue nodded and said, "Okay, let's go to the downtown!"

The two came to Jiangzhou Prefecture.

"Are you going to live here in the future? That's fine. But it's getting late, should we find an inn to sleep in?" Chang'e suggested.

Li Yue rolled his eyes. As soon as Chang'e opened her mouth, he knew what she was thinking.

"We are all gods. Is there any difference between day and night for us? Do we need to sleep in the inn?"

Chang'e said: "Although there is no difference, we are hiding from the Western Buddhist sect now. If we don't behave like ordinary people, the local gods will find us immediately, and then our whereabouts will be known to the heaven."

"There are Buddhist spies in the heaven. If the heaven knows our whereabouts, then the Buddhist sect will not be far behind."

Li Yue didn't buy it, and said: "You go to the inn to stay. Let's go to the inn. I can change my appearance and stand upright without a shadow, so I won't be discovered. "

Chang'e hurriedly said, "Using magical powers consumes mana. It's not easy to practice, so why waste it."

"And I've never stayed in an inn in the mortal world. I'm a little nervous for the first time. You can accompany me!"

"Otherwise, I won't stay in an inn. I'll just sleep on the street for a night. If I'm really seen by the land god and attract Bodhi, it's not my fault."

Li Yue's mouth twitched. He was going crazy. Why is this woman so difficult?

"I'm staying in an inn. Isn't it okay to stay there?"

The two found an inn.

"You two guests are so lucky. Our store has just the last Tianzi room left, which is just right for you two to stay. And as the guest of the last room, the price is discounted, only half the price."

Chang'e was overjoyed after hearing this, and couldn't help shouting: "Great!"

She wore a bamboo hat and a green veil to cover her face. Even so, the shopkeeper's heart was empty, his legs were weak, and his body trembled when he heard her voice...

The most beautiful woman in the three realms is not a false reputation.

"Sorry, sorry, I'm a little anxious. The two guests, please sit in the lobby for a while, I'll be back soon."

The shopkeeper ran to the backyard in embarrassment.

"Humph, ordinary people, not even a fraction of my sweetheart." Chang'e said contemptuously.

Li Yue was speechless. Damn it, this is clearly a disaster.

"There is only one room left here, let's go to another one to avoid embarrassment."

Chang'e said hurriedly: "It's not embarrassing, it's not embarrassing, I just like one room. Besides, this inn has the best environment in Jiangzhou City. Others are dirty and messy, I can't live there."

Li Yue would not let her do that, and his mouth curled up slightly.

The next moment, two terrified screams came from upstairs: "Ghost!"

Soon, a man and a woman rushed down naked, just as the shopkeeper came out after changing clothes.

"There is a ghost! There is a ghost! I won't stay here anymore, check out, check out now!"

The shopkeeper hurriedly said: "Sir, our store invited the monk from Jinshan Temple to perform a ritual. There is no ghost. You must have made a mistake."

The man said: "Bullshit, we both saw it. It was standing by the bed, wearing a red dress, with disheveled hair, pale eyes, and a tongue dragging down to the chin. If it wasn't a ghost, what could it be?"

"Refund the money, refund the money now!"

The shopkeeper was frightened by his description and had no choice but to refund the money.

In this way, another room was vacated.

After the two men left, the shopkeeper asked Li Yue: "Two guests, you should go to live somewhere else. My place may not be very suitable.

Clean. "

Li Yue said: "No, I'll stay at your house. I'll stay in the room of the two people just now."

Chang'e turned her head and glared at Li Yue, and snorted to express her dissatisfaction.

"This... this is not good." The shopkeeper was speechless, thinking, are you stupid? You know there is a ghost, but you still take the initiative to stay there?

However, he didn't know that the female ghost was just a trick of Li Yue, and the purpose was to avoid sleeping in the same room with Chang'e.

If you don't watch out, if you are alone in a room, you may fall into the trap again.

After entering their respective rooms, Li Yue spread his spiritual sense and stared at Chang'e to prevent her from doing anything.

Who knew that after Chang'e entered the house, she first asked the store to send hot water, and then took off her clothes to take a bath. While taking off her clothes, she said: "Come to my room and see, so that you can see enough in front of me."

Li Yue's face turned black and he retracted his spiritual sense.

"This woman is really not afraid of being at a disadvantage! "

No words were spoken that night.

The next day, in the downtown area in the south of Jiangzhou City, two adjacent abandoned houses, one man and one woman, moved in today.

Houses in downtown areas are generally very popular.

But this house has been abandoned for a long time, and no one has moved in for more than ten years.

If you look into the reason, it's just three words: unclean!

But for Li Yue and Chang'e, it doesn't matter what's inside. Whether it's a goblin or an evil ghost, send them all to see the King of Hell.

Li Yue waved his hand, and the dilapidated house was completely renewed, the weeds on the ground were removed, and the debris and dust were swept away.

Just then, with a "boom", a courtyard wall collapsed!

"Chang'e, why are you pushing down my courtyard wall?"

Chang'e stood behind the fallen courtyard wall and said with a smile: "This courtyard wall is in the way, it's better to push it down, so that you can come to my house for a meal. "

Li Yue was speechless. This woman had so many problems. She was simply blinded by love.

In this way, a justice god and a moon god settled down here and became neighbors.

In order to hide better, Li Yue turned into a middle-aged man with a big belly and bald head. He set up a pork shop at the door and sold pork every day like a commoner.

Chang'e was even more ruthless. She actually went to the Yihong Courtyard opposite to be the top performer. She would sing and dance at night. Of course, she would sell her art but not her body.

If the immortals in the three realms knew about this, they would be shocked.

Early in the morning of that day, in front of the pork shop.

"Do you think I can't find you if you hide? It's useless. You are such a cool man. No matter where you are, you are like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, hairless bald head, magical knife skills, and the cup of Yaochi fairy wine on the table have deeply fascinated me. "

"However, although you are so outstanding, there are rules in the industry. No matter what, you have to pay for the night last night. Don't you have to pay for visiting a brothel?"

Li Yue rolled his eyes, his eyes full of helplessness.

"Okay, as long as you are happy!"

Chang'e smiled and turned to walk to Yihong Courtyard opposite.

The old woman of Yihong Courtyard came up and said, "Ruhua, the pork seller refused to pay, I asked someone to chop him up."

Chang'e hurriedly said, "Forget it, no matter what, he is always the unique and elegant pork prince in my mind. ”

Li Yue: “…”

Help me, my life is over. The drama queen is harassing me every day. I can’t live like this!

Western Heaven, Lingshan.

One year on earth is one day in heaven. Zhunti spent one day preparing to deal with Li Yue.

“My elder brother and I spent one day to set up the Xumi Infinite Array again with the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree as the support to prevent Li Yue from escaping through space teleportation. In addition, I also placed my power in the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree, which can exert my full strength. Even if Li Yue can stand upright without a shadow, it is useless with a saint’s attack. ”

“When you go there and see Li Yue, first set up the Xumi Infinite Array, and then use the array-breaking mirror to break his micro-light array. If he uses the Hunyuan Golden Bowl, you can use the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree to brush him away.”

“When Li Yue has no defense ability anymore, directly trigger the saint’s attack and kill him.”

“Do you remember everything I told you? "

Bodhi nodded repeatedly, smiling, and said: "Remember, remember, it's really great, this time I must let Li Yue die thoroughly."

"Well, it's good to remember, now, I will find out the location of the six pure bamboos, and then you go directly."

The next moment, Zhunti exclaimed.

"Why can't I sense it? No, the six pure bamboos have been refined by Li Yue."