Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

If the living person buys it, the boss who sells the coffin can know, so only the dead person doesn't know.

The Seven Fairies nodded: "It is true. The answer is a coffin that only the dead can use."

This is the first mortal to get Xiantao first, in the scorching eyes of the audience, that mortal got Xiantao.

"Wucao, I wonder if he can really prolong his life?"

"Wonder Mother's fairy peach, let's try a bite!"

"Unfortunately, if we didn't answer the question correctly, we won't get it!"

"What to do, just guess the question quickly!"

"I can't guess, it's still a brain problem. What kind of strange problems are these?"

"Then you have to guess! If you guess, there will be free fairy peaches!"

"Yes, with Xiantao, you can prolong your life, and you can even live forever!"

The big things related to longevity, let alone ordinary people, even the officials of Datang, even Li Shimin and Empress Changsun were tempted.

They paid close attention to the live broadcast room of Seven Fairies, and they logged in their numbers and came in to answer.

Although he is the emperor, he does not have the treasures of the immortal family, especially this one belongs to the Queen Mother!

The Seven Fairies asked again: "What day is the third day of April?"

hiss--!

Such a tricky question!

It's so weird!

Originally, those audience members were all guessing, and some thought that since it was the issue of the Seven Fairies, it must have something to do with Heavenly Court.

Guess it is the birthday of the Queen Mother.

Some even guessed it was the wedding anniversary of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother!

While guessing wildly, Empress Changsun frowned slightly, and then blurted out an answer: "The birthday of the person born on the third day of April."

Li Shimin on the side listened and nodded immediately, yes!

He immediately sent out a barrage and wrote this answer.

Seven fairies looked at the barrage that popped up suddenly, it turned out to be Emperor Tang!

"Congratulations, friend Tang Huang, you are right!"

"Fogweed! This is all right!"

"This answer is too tricky!"

"That's right, what kind of person can think of such an answer?"

Seeing the flying barrage, Li Shimin and Empress Changsun smiled at each other.

At this moment, a fairy peach suddenly appeared in front of them, red, big, bright in color and incredibly fragrant.

Li Shimin's eyes lit up, "Queen, this is what you came up with. You can enjoy it quickly."

"No no! Your Majesty!"

Empress Changsun said quickly, "You are working on national affairs day and night, and the dragon body is important, so you still come to enjoy it!"

The two kept **** away. In the end, Li Shimin came up with a way to share.

Good things must be shared together, longevity or immortality, but also two people together!

At this time, I can see the feelings of the two people best. If it were Hou Yi and Chang'e, they couldn't do this.

Think about it, after Chang'e got the elixir of immortality, she stole it by herself and went to the moon palace as a fairy, leaving only the lonely Houyi falling into reincarnation!

They divided the fairy peaches with a smile, and then continued to watch the live broadcast.

Tang Sanzang was engaged in a live game broadcast, and there were already a lot of people, but I didn't know why, and all ran away in a daze!

He was very puzzled, what was going on, hundreds of thousands of people, how could they disappear in a blink of an eye?

The same was true for several other live broadcast rooms. The fashion anchor, Princess Gao Yang, and even the good Venerable Kassapa selling the water jade mirrors, all the people in the live broadcast room ran away.

Strangely, they followed the audience to the live broadcast room of Seven Fairies, only to realize that Seven Fairies were selling fairy peaches on behalf of them!

Foggy grass!

Venerable Kassapa's heart throbbed, and the limelight of Buddhism was still robbed of the heavens!

Originally, he took out the glass and sold it so that the common people could see that Buddhism had a treasure. As a result, he didn't expect everyone to be snatched away by the Seven Fairies.

Of course, these people are all rushing to Xiantao.

The Seven Fairies are writing a question:

"Congenital" refers to the inheritance of the parents. What is the "nurture"?

"the day after tomorrow!"

This question is relatively easy. Once you say it, someone will get it right.

"There is a cobra in the forest, but it never bites people. Why is that?"

"Because I lost my teeth?"

"Because the cobra is full?"

Someone got it right later because there was no one in the forest.

"Excuse me, what is the word "Mu"?

Hearing that the Seven Fairies had come up with a anagram, it was relatively simple, and the audience had come to know their skills.

"He! Hemiao's He!"

Many bullet screens were sent at the same time, and the answer was He Miao's He.

But the Seven Fairies shook her head gently.

Cheng Chumo smashed the phone screen, and the answer he sent was also He.

But it's not right!

Later, he had an idea, and Mu Duo gave it a go. Isn't that moving!

"The answer is to move! The answer is to move!"

Cheng Chumo's barrage came out one after another, making the seven fairies overwhelmed.

However, he got it right!

Xiantao was delivered to her eyes in the next moment, Cheng Chu silently did not wash it, picked it up and tasted it.

"Wow! It tastes so good! It tastes so beautiful!"

Cheng Yaojin happened to see what his son was doing. Seeing this, he was envious.

Cheng Chumo gave him a piece of fairy peach. After Cheng Yaojin tasted it, he felt that he had never tasted such a delicious one!

He couldn't help but turn on the phone and wanted to answer.

Why did Xiao Ming become a "daddy" at the age of 4?

When doing "play house games".

The chickens and ducks were locked in the refrigerator. The chickens died. Why didn't the ducks die?

Anxious (the chicken) is dead.

May I ask what is smaller than floating?

Floating son.

Pharaoh had to shave 40-50 times a day, but he still had a beard on his face. why?

Because he is a hair shaver, helping others shave.

Why do foxes fall easily?

Because the fox is cunning (feet).

Once, Lao Li bought a dog and a basket of bones. When he was resting, he tied the dog to the roadside tree with a 5-meter rope and placed the bones 8 meters away from the dog. After a while, he found that the bone was taken away by the dog. Do you know why?

The bone is 3 meters away from the tree and 8 meters away from the dog. The dog can take it away when it turns over from the other side.

One bull plus one cow, guess three words?

Two cows.

Chu Chu's birthday is on March 30th. What year is it on March 30th?

Every March 30th.

How should a woman who has been married fifty times describe her? (An idiom).

The former "public" was abandoned.

When is 1+2 not equal to 3?

When the calculation is wrong.

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Cheng Yaojin looked at the answer that appeared quickly on the barrage and was speechless for a while.

He tried his best to answer, but he didn't even succeed.

These idiots are too fast!

Otherwise, he answered that the answer was wrong, or else he didn't grab it and was listed first.

Seeing that there are fewer and fewer fairy peaches on the Seven Fairies' table, he is really uncomfortable.

Let’s see, when it’s your turn to get a correct answer, this fairy peach will not be given away for free, but will be purchased at a sky-high price!