Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

Her voice made the surrounding vendors watch: "What? The singer who sings the old god? Is he a god?"

"Yes, yes, he came to us to buy food, and quickly sell it to him!"

"That is, the gods have a lot of money, let them wrap up all of our things!"

"Not only do we have to make a package, but we also have to make a reservation. We are all immortals, and we can fly to the heavens and send them to them. We really don't take the express delivery. Now the express delivery is even delivered to the heavens."

"The days of these gods are really good, free and easy, and they can participate in good voice competitions. It is said that Mr. Qin Hao's rewards are very generous!"

As these vendors said, they handed all the things they sold to the Pleiades star officer, and enthusiastically promoted them: "This is fried meat skewers, fragrant and delicious, with a long entrance. Let the gods come a few skewers!"

"My candied haws are delicious, sweet and sour are all love, the old fairy come and taste it!"

"Whatever your candied haws is delicious, it can stick people's teeth! Last time I ate a hawthorn, guess what, old fairy?"

The Pleiadian star officer asked curiously: "What's the matter?"

"Sour, I didn't sleep for three days!"

The Pleiadian star official was also happy, "If you say you can't eat with sourness, I believe, how can you still not sleep?"

"Old god, you don't know anything, I'm sorely untenable, walking back and forth, it's midnight when I walk, where can I fall asleep!"

"Fuck you! Your kid is too exaggerated!"

The surrounding vendors booed and drove the man aside.

Of course, they were all joking. The Pleiadian star officer bought all the snacks once, leaving the address of the heavenly court, and asked them to express it to them.

Then, he went back to Heavenly Court.

This big Tang game was finally worthwhile.

After the game ended, Monkey King returned to Huaguo Mountain. He found a few older monkeys and asked them to find out who posted on the forum. They blacked out the four mentors and apprentices.

The biography of Wukong was written by Mr. Qin Hao, and the content in it is all aimed at Buddhism.

So, who made up the other version of the story?

Sun Wukong calmed down. He thought carefully. Suddenly, his eyes lit up. Who benefited most from that story?

According to that development, if you successfully learn from the scriptures, Buddhism will definitely be the biggest beneficiary!

Having figured this out, Monkey King has a clue. Now that there is a beneficiary, he can follow the vine and find the person who posted it!

For no reason, a person appeared before his eyes, Guanyin Bodhisattva!

I don't know why, the first thing he thought of was Guan Shiyin. It didn't seem to need to be proved by evidence, it was so natural and natural.

He is looking for Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, ask clearly!

Recently, due to a good voice competition, Monkey King and Tang Seng asked for leave, and the task of learning the scriptures was temporarily delayed.

However, sooner or later, I will enter Lingshan and Da Leiyin Temple, so it will eventually be unavoidable, the day when there is a meeting theory.

"My lord, my lord!"

A few little monkey bosses ran over and said, "Our first batch of students have already been trained. The king will inspect!"

So fast?

Monkey King followed them to the training ground, and saw the students all dressed in red, with the seven characters "Huaguoshan Martial Arts School" printed on their backs.

These students were all very energetic, and they all held swords in their hands. With the start of the trainer, they lighted their swords and began to perform:

Their swords danced faster and faster, like a silver dragon, constantly flying and coiling. Sometimes like a cloud, sometimes like lightning, it's really steady and unrestrained.

Especially the few female students standing in the first row, they are brave and brave, flying and striding, and their sword skills are no worse than that of boys.

In addition, the eyes are like autumn water, the face is like spring flowers, the whole body is red, and the body is slender. It is not too eye-catching.

"Not bad!" Sun Wukong was amazed, "You are well trained, these kids have great swordsmanship!"

"Majesty, this is only swordsmanship. Next, I will teach swords and sticks. Those are the hardest things to master in martial arts learning!"

"Learn hard! Learn hard!"

Sun Wukong watched for a while, and left contentedly. He asked Master and Ba Jie to discuss matters concerning the sutras.

Lingshan, Da Leiyin Temple.

"World Honored One, the PK result of the Heavenly Court team is that Monkey King won."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva stood opposite the Tathagata Buddha, and his expression became abnormal.

She really felt weak.

I don’t know who passed it out. In order to punish the monk, Buddhism intimidated the emperor of Tang Dynasty Li Shimin and gave him the crime of abduction.

This is a very cruel punishment, and the person who receives this punishment often won't die in two parts of the body in half a day.

The sin of the last few minutes is really beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

Fortunately, with Qin Hao's backing, Li Shimin secretly let go of Princess Gaoyang and the monk Jieji, and did not listen to Buddhist arrangements at all.

Buddhism claims to be merciful and compassionate, and even use this torture to punish the monk of the debate. Even if it is just coercion, it also arouses popular anger.

After all, the Tiger Arhat and Venerable Kassapa, the two of them in the live broadcast room, talked about the benefits of Buddhism, and sang Buddhist songs, brainwashing the people, and flaunting the goodwill of Buddhism. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

But the results are not good.

Originally, the turmoil of Monk Jieji hadn't settled yet, yet another song of Qi Tian!

The song Qi Tian is more hateful than the biography of Wukong!

"Qing Tian's lyrics have also been read in this audience, it is really hateful!"

Da Ri Tathagata's face remained indifferent, but the anger in his tone could not be concealed.

"There is only this stick left in the world for thousands of years. Why did the victory end lonely? Whom the wind is talking about in the dream, I will not admit defeat. I will not admit defeat when I step on the southern heavens to determine the rivers and mountains, and then look at the ends of the world, who is frivolous? Young is not in vain!"

He was most angry when he thought of this sentence sung by Monkey King.

"Back then, Monkey King made a big noise in the Heavenly Palace. Even the Jade Emperor pretended to be unable to subdue him, but he came to find and offend this enemy. Now that I want to come, this seat is also fooled."

At first, Monkey King deliberately grabbed Da Leiyin Temple with one hand and was stopped by himself, but laughed and said it was a joke.

Thinking about it now, at that time, he should have hated Buddhism.

The Tathagata Buddha wanted to go east to the Dharma so much that he agreed to the Jade Emperor's request and went to capture Monkey King himself.

In this way, the Jade Emperor owes himself a favor and will not prevent the promotion of Buddhism.

However, most of the fairies on the road to the west are from heaven.

"This seat is thinking, if he didn't capture the monkey, let alone hold the monkey under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years, would he not be so bitter?

Unfortunately, there are no ifs in the world, and there is no turning back in time and space.

Even though they are gods and powerful, they still can't do some things.

Such as the transformation of time and space.

"Venerable, you go and order Tang Seng and others to ask for the truth as soon as possible, and don't delay any more time."