Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

However, why did Ning Tian advertise for Mrs. Cheng?

It turned out that Ning Zhen stopped after the PK match, and Cheng Chumo found him and asked him to help him build momentum. After all, he has a strong network.

Three realms chain Internet cafes are found in almost every town. One can imagine his influence.

Monkey King looked funny. As for, for a game, he started using big moves.

On the day of the finals, the Datang Theatre was full of seats, and it seemed as if they had been negotiated. Everyone brought light sticks.

Long banners, fancy posters, and some businessmen took the opportunity to play billboards, reflecting the colorfulness of the theater.

"If you want to have a gentle singing voice and a beautiful voice, please drink silver voice oral liquid!"

"Do you know why I am so confident, treble soaring, because I drank Tylebo milk powder!"

"Jingtian mineral water, the best choice for singers, take a sip and moisturize the singing voice..."

The audience looked at these advertising slogans and were stunned. Are the people of Datang so enthusiastic about advertising?

Four players enter the arena and sit in corresponding positions according to the number of votes they have won.

Although Ashinayan helped Niger buy tickets, the Turkic population was small, so he got the least votes and sat in the position of the number one player.

Then there are the three auspicious treasures, Monkey King and Madam Cheng.

No one thought that the highest canvassing link turned out to be her. It seems that Cheng Chu has worked hard.

The neon lights on the stage flashed suddenly, and the four instructors appeared on the stage together.

This is a session that the audience has long been looking forward to, and the instructor sings.

Especially the Nuwa Sage and Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, everyone wants to hear their singing.

Sage Nuwa doesn't matter, she is so talented that she can sing a song at all.

But Guanshiyin Bodhisattva is not good enough. Apart from saying "Amitabha Buddha" and "You are destined to Buddhism", what else can she say.

Let alone rap.

What is shocking is that the first instructor to sing is Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva!

After a solemn and solemn harmony of "Nanwu Guanyin Bodhisattva", her voice sounded, and it was a little bit sharp and high, as if it were a man's voice!

"Avalokitesvara of Great Compassion, Avalokitesvara of Great Compassion, Avalokitesvara of Relief, Avalokitesvara of Relief in Request, Purdue Avalokitesvara of All Living Beings..."

The tone sounded like chanting in the theater, but it was quite special except for those few Bodhisattvas, there were no more!

Repeatedly several times, the five words Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva kept echoing in my ears!

This is also called a song? !

It is estimated that only Buddhism, only Guanyin, who wants to wash the minds of sentient beings in the Three Realms, would write such a perverted state!

In order to build momentum, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva brought a Buddhist cheerleader this time. Under the huge banner of the Buddha's light team, the bald heads were full of light, and they all hummed sacredly with their faces.

If it weren't for the people to cultivate immortality, it is estimated that this Buddhist song can fool everyone into Buddhism.

After all, these words are repeated over and over again and again, like a repetition machine, to be merciful and compassionate, and to universalize sentient beings. Anyone who replaces it has to be printed in their minds, right?

With great difficulty, Guan Shiyin finished the song like chanting, fluttering in white clothes, and landed on his seat.

Li Shimin is the emperor of horses, and he is good at leading soldiers in battle, but he can't sing.

So he and Taibai Jinxing sang a song together, each sang a section.

The cooperation between them was quite tacit and won unanimous applause from the audience.

"My Buddha is merciful!"

At this moment, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva's cell phone rang suddenly, and she pressed hands-free.

The audience around listened, well, this ringtone is set, it really has the characteristics of Buddhism!

"Venerable Guanyin, have you read the posts on the forum?"

Qin Hao's questioning voice sounded and asked directly.

"Amitabha, no, I'm at the scene of the good voice finals, so I don't have time to watch the forum."

"Then do you have time to take Jiang Pavilion away? Or do you take it away blatantly in broad daylight? Is this different from a robber?"

Avalokitesvara listened to it, her speech was choppy for a while, and there were spectators around, she immediately hung up the phone and continued to enjoy the game as if nothing had happened.

Next is the performance of the saint Nuwa. When everyone guessed what song she would sing, a burst of sweet music sounded, and it turned out to be "You look so beautiful when you smile".

Foggy grass!

In the hearts of the audience, they were very surprised by the song of the saint Nuwa. This song should express the feelings of a girl, and it was unexpectedly used as a mentor's sing.

Fortunately, it's pretty nice, plus she is very beautiful, and it instantly brings the audience into a sweet mood.

"I want to go to distant mountains and rivers, I want to go to the beach to see seagulls, no matter how much wind or rain, it is enough to have you...

You look so beautiful when you smile, like summer sunshine, all the time in the whole world, as beautiful as a picture scroll. "

Through this incident, everyone’s impression of the Nüwa saint has changed greatly. Actually, it is normal to think about it. The Nüwa saint is a saint with the merits of creating human beings, and she should be a caring little woman herself.

At this time, the invisible host's voice sounded: "Thank you for your wonderful singing. Now, the finals begin!"

With his words, the hearts of the audience hanged.

Who will be the champion?

Nizmat walked onto the stage in a typical Turkic costume. After he bowed, he signaled to start.

"Along the gentle curve of the ups and downs of the country, the Northland and Jiangnan of the Central Plains who love the Central Plains... May the fireworks world be peaceful and happy. I really want to live another five hundred years!"

Among the majestic music, the majestic singing shocked the audience. This song turned out to be the emperor's singing!

Everyone knows that since Qin Hao appeared, many things in Datang have changed.

Especially in recent years, the king of Tang has stopped using troops against the Turks, let alone expanding the territory in an important position.

But when such a song is sung, it still reminds people of when Li Shimin fought north and south.

If we say that in another five hundred years, Li Shimin will definitely develop Datang even better!

But this is not impossible, because in the era of cultivating immortals, the king of Tang started faster than the common people, and made great progress. He who was immortal a long time ago would never die at all!

At the end of the song, the majestic and resentful music sounded.

Finally, behind Nizhmaiti, the big screen was originally a picture of a golden horse and iron horse, but suddenly jumped to the figure of a woman, hazy, and could not see clearly.

"I am a Turkic woman. I left the familiar mountains and grasslands and came to Datang Chang'an. Because I am alone."

The woman's groaning voice suddenly disappeared from the sweet atmosphere just now, replaced by a deep depression, and even a breath of death.

"Now, I'm tired, and I want to go home. But the imperial concubine of Datang can only leave if he is dead. So, King Tang, please send me back to Turkic!"

"Crack!"

Something seemed to be kicked over, and the woman's body hung straight in the air!