Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

Suddenly, there was a barrage with a completely different content that came into view: "If it weren’t for Mr. Qin Hao, and the Tiger Arhat is still reincarnating and rebuilding, you Buddhism treats your own people like this, Venerable Kassapa, you still Are you stupid to work for them to make money?"

This sentence was like a knife, and it hit Venerable Kassapa's heart. He was shocked and angry, almost vomiting blood.

"This benefactor, don't you fear that the Buddha will blame you when you say this?"

Venerable Kassapa really wanted to swear, and you are so peculiar that you don’t buy anything because you are aiming at it!

In any case, Buddhism is still a pivotal place in the Three Realms, and its status should not be underestimated.

If you openly target or slander, you are not afraid of Buddhism's revenge?

It seems that the fate of the defense machine did not play a deterrent effect.

"Blame it? I'm afraid, of course I'm afraid! But you don't know who I am, hahaha!"

The man made a long series of smiling faces on the barrage, which was very annoying.

Venerable Kassapa wanted to have an attack, but found that the few spectators who were originally a few had already left!

Including the person who challenged the belief!

The live broadcast room, which was originally deserted, was empty at the moment, except for the few solitary glazed bowls and glazed lamp holders, accompanied by Venerable Kassapa, like a silent comfort.

Heavenly Court.

All the gods were standing in the Lingxiao Hall, looking at their phones, with wonderful expressions on their faces.

It took a long time before they raised their heads and looked at the Jade Emperor on the imperial couch.

The Jade Emperor also happened to lift his head from the phone and look at them.

"It seems that Buddhism really doesn't work anymore. Not only is it shameless to the extreme in the eyes of the gods, even the ordinary people in the world look down on them."

When the Jade Emperor said this, he actually had lingering fears.

All the misfortunes of Buddhism seem to have come from Qin Hao.

Fortunately, Qin Haojin went to Buddhism, what if it was Taoism?

What if it was a **** in the heavenly court, or even yourself?

Will the end result be as miserable as Buddhism?

"Then should we also do something?"

The Jade Emperor solemnly asked.

His eyes scanned one by one, and stayed for a long while on the faces of Antarctic Xianweng and Huo De Xingjun.

"Excuse me, Jade Emperor, what should we do? What do ordinary people want most?"

Antarctic Immortal Weng and Huo De Xingjun are embarrassed, they can only answer the question, they can't keep pretending.

"Xiuxian?"

The gods thought for a while, and then replied thoughtfully: "Xianweng is right, he is indeed a cultivator."

"Correct!"

The Jade Emperor clapped his hands and laughed, a smile he hadn't seen in years appeared on his face.

"Xian Weng is right, all they need is to cultivate immortals."

"Yeah, now they are rich, and they don't have to worry about food and clothing. Of course, they want to live forever. The most direct way to live forever is to cultivate immortals. The common people envy being immortals, everyone knows this!"

"The Jade Emperor didn't want to let the Antarctic Immortal Weng give those mortal fairy peaches. After all, not many people can afford the peaches of the Queen Mother sold by the Seven Fairies in the live broadcast.

"Send? Your tone is so loud, do you know how many people there are in the mortal world? You can't afford it at all!"

Listening to what you said to me, the gods, the smile on the face of the Jade Emperor diminished a lot.

His idea is that if ordinary people in the world are allowed to join the heavenly court, then the Taoist School will grow stronger and the Buddhism School will become weaker and weaker.

After a few hundred years, or thousands of years, the Daomen will completely crush Buddhism and even wipe them out!

Thinking that Buddhism might disappear in the world, or be annexed by Taoism, the Jade Emperor's face showed a very strange expression.

He looked into the phone, a very lonely live broadcast room without a bullet screen, and Venerable Kassapa with a blank face, and smiled inexplicably.

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Pipa Cave.

A bald man, training hard, made a "huh" sound in his mouth.

100 push-ups!

100 sit-ups!

Squat 100!

After all this was done, he was exhausted into a dog.

This person is Tang Seng.

That day, after he got the book Xie Zijing gave him, he quickly read the entire comic book and felt deeply moved.

Unlike those superheroes, Saitama is born with superpowers or genetic mutations caused by infection, nor can he develop advanced equipment and fly into the sky.

It took him three years to develop his skills, strong enough to face any enemy and can be knocked down with just one punch.

It only takes three years to become such a hero, and Tang Seng feels dumbfounded.

Especially seeing that Saitama's hero ranking has improved, he is temporarily relieved. However, what I did not expect was that not long after the peaceful time, the super huge meteorite flew over.

Jenos came forward to attack, trying to destroy the meteorite, but at this time ran out of energy. In the desperate situation of a life of nine deaths, Saitama leaned on a fist again to challenge the meteorite.

"Amitabha! It's so powerful! I dare to challenge the meteorite."

When Tang Seng saw this place, he was envious. He was also bald. Why is there such a big gap between bald heads?

He couldn't help but think of himself, being trapped in a hole by a female goblin at this moment, what a shame!

What a suffocation!

If you are as powerful as Saitama, will you still be trapped here?

Punch through what the **** pipa hole, punch away that **** scorpion!

See who is the opponent of the poor monk!

He suddenly thought, if he trains according to the comics, will a miracle happen?

After a long journey, Tang Seng's physical fitness has become quite good, coupled with the desperate situation he was in, forced him to do his best.

While he was training, the Scorpion Jing next door turned on his phone and saw a post.

It was exactly what someone posted on the forum to attack Monkey King.

This post records that Tang Seng took Sun Wukong's eight scriptures to learn from the truth, and when he passed through the daughter country, he had a description of himself.

She frowned, the expression on her face was very nervous, she didn't know what her fate would be.

"Tang Seng and his apprentice passed Pipa Cave, and the scorpion Jing Nong whirlwind swept away Tang Seng, attracted by all means, and wanted to become a good husband and wife. Tang Seng refused, and then Monkey King and Zhu Bajie found them, and they were defeated by Scorpion Jing, and Monkey King invited him from Guangming Palace. Here comes the Subaru Star Officer.

The Pleiades stood on the hillside, waiting for Wukong to lure out the scorpion sperm to reveal his true appearance. It turned out to be a big double-crowned rooster. It raised its head, about six or seven feet high, and screamed at the scorpion sperm. The monster instantly became like a scorpion that had grown a few feet. The star officer called again, and the strange body was soft and dying in front of the slope. "

hiss--!

died?

What happened to him in the end?

Not only did he not get Tang Seng, but he also died?

It turned out that what I needed to do was not only to win Tang Seng’s heart, but also to prevent myself from being killed by them?